Garden Gnomes - Win a Trip to Jamaica

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame twenties. Hello, Hi, this is
p Deakins, the assistant to the president of the home
Owners Association. I was looking for Eliza. This is she. Hi, Eliza,

(00:21):
how are you? I'll identify myself one more time. P Deakins,
assistant to the president of the Homeowners Association. Here, okay,
and how are we about? And how are we doing today?
I'm doing okay? How about you? Not good? Thank you
for asking. I think you know what this is about,

(00:43):
and they need to be taken down a sap Please
what what needs to be taken down? I'm talking about
the unapproved garden decorations that you have on your property.
What they're not unapproved? And somebody started decorating for fall
a little too too early, then that somebody would be
You sure that there is no such thing as too early?

(01:06):
Mm hmmm. I think there is such a thing as
too early if you haven't read your handbook from us.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I've read the handbook and there's no time frame.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
M h I think if you would have read it,
you would have known that now is way too early
to have fall decorations out. We didn't approve any decorations
for at least three weeks now. And also you didn't
get them approved through the office because I looked back
at the paperwork and I didn't see anything. Did you
submit official approval for your decorations to the homeowners association's office?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
There is no approval for fall decorations.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, all right, Well, I'm just gonna go ahead and Levey, fine,
then you should be getting that in your mailbox here
in a couple days. And also we need to get
fined for this. Well, yeah, you are, unfortunately, and we
need to also talk about the lack of gnomes. The
what the lack of gnomes? What are you talking about? No, well,

(02:00):
if you were to refer to your Homeowners' Association handbook,
you would see that each house, if it has a garden,
should have at least four garden nomes positioned two on
either side of the garden. And I was inspecting your
property front end, backyard, and I did not see a
single garden nome. Do you want to explain that as
gnomes in the handbe there is a strict nome rule

(02:21):
here and I didn't see one garden thom And also
let's talk about the fountain. Should we talk about the fountain.
Let's talk about the fountain. What about the fountain? Do
you think water just grows on trees? Because that fountain
is able, so I can do whatever I want. Unfortunately,
you can't do whatever you want because you live in

(02:42):
a community with a homeowners association for a reason, okay,
and that is to protect the community from people like
you who just want to do whatever they want with
their house. Willy nilly, What is your name and what
is your position? My name is Pete Eakins. You want
to write that down. Pete he A K I N S.
Pete Eakins mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm. And my

(03:04):
position is a pretty big one here, assistant to the
president of the homeowners association. So what I say goes,
I'm the president.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You're an assistant and you're calling me to say this stuff,
and what jerk that you been.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And you're an assistant and then you go on through.
I'm not saying I and you say I'm one more time. God,
I'm going to go off.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
So I'm saying, you're just the assistant.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You are nobody.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
This some call is just stupid.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm going to call the president. I'm going to get
your fired because this call has been absolutely absurd and ridiculous,
and you're.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
You can shove it up. I will have you know
that I talked to your husband, Jim this morning, and
he told me to call you because he said that
he was trying to tell you about our rules and
regulations and you said, screw the homeowners association, I'm going
to do what I want. And he said he was
not happy about that. My husband, mm hmmm. He said
he was trying to tell you about the garden, which
you would not listen. No, that is not even true.

(04:04):
NEI are lying, Yes i am, because this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband. Jim sets you up. What it's
a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
My husband set me up.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, he said that you guys can't stand the home
owners association where you live anyone to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It wouldn't it comprise me if they actually had no
policy in the contract.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
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