Getting Paid in Candy - Win a Free Trip to Jamaica - Jubal Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hi, Kelly, Hey, Kelly,
this is pe Deacons up at Corporate HR, just giving
you a call because we received an email about a
check problem you're having.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, thank you so much. I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Getting the problem. I haven't met you officially yet, but
I look forward to the day.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
So what seems to be the ish.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Well, I was supposed to have my first direct deposit
hits on Friday, and unfortunately it just hasn't come through yet.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh yeah, nope. You obviously nobody's talked to you yet. Huh.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
They said to reach out to HR.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Right, Yeah, okay, Well, I'm not sure if you know,
but the company has made a few changes to our
payroll system just for the next few months.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh okay, let me know what they're yes, because we're
headed into the fall season, and you know what that means.
I'm new So unfortunately, no way, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
It means you know, Halloween and all the fun festivities
that go around that spooky time a year and the
fun time of year. Yeah, so you have not received
your check in direct deposit because also I don't know
if you've heard this, but the company's having a little
bit of financial setbacks. Okay, okay, and so we've decided

(01:28):
to incentivize our paychecks a different way.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'll just get to it. So basically, we have some
budgetary issues and instead of doing layoffs and things like that,
and especially since you're a new hire, half your paycheck
is going to be delivered like, not direct deposit, That's
what I mean. And the other half should be in there.
I'll get that handled though, but you should. You'll only
get half direct deposit. The other will be on your

(01:59):
desk in a few days. I'm sorry. How does so
I'm getting half a paycheck.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yes, it's delivered to my account, and half a paycheck
will be in candy corn.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Sorry, in candy candy corn?

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, but not money.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, at this time of year, I think candy corn
is a better currency than money. Yes, we decided to
Sorry you are you?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I just want to
be clear. So what you're telling me is that I'm
getting half a paycheck.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, we're giving you a full paycheck. It's just that
half will be direct deposited in cash, and because it's
that time of year, the rest is going to be
a treat, So there should be a big bag of candy,
corn and some chocolates and stuff like that on your
desk in.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
The next financial payment.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well, it just depends how you look at it, I guess,
but yeah, I'm looking at it that way.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't understand how.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
This is the most.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I know I just started here,
but this is like crazy. There anybody else I can
talk to?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
How would you like a five thousand dollars bonus.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
In casher and candy moron?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay, I can see the eure upset, and I will
not allow you. Yes, I can, yes, in cash, but
that depends on if you're going to sign up and
win the costume contest we're having in a few weeks.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I need to talk to someone else. It's ridiculous. I
don't know what kind of clown you are, but I
cannot cannot speak to you anymore.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Have you signed up for the costume contest? Because there's
a five.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Thousand I haven't, and it's probably not even cash. Given
the financial complications that you're referring to.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, just to be clear, is it the candy corn
that you're having an issue with.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yes, yes, it's the candy corn, because you're offering paint
your boy candy, not in money. I knew it talks
someone else.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I knew it. I knew it. You're a jolly rancher girl.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't know you're bossed, but I need to talk
to them. I can't be talk to you anymore. I'm
not getting paint in candy corn in dream a stupid
costume contest. I think here if you fire me.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Okay, well, in that case, I'll just let you know
that your mom said yep for this, and this is
actually a prank call. This is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you, and your
mom set you up. What it's a joke. She said
that you told her about how you just started your
job and there was an issue with your direct deposit
and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So you're not going to try to pay me in handicorn?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Okay, So this isn't real. This isn't real.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, it's not real. It's not.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Offering a kid corn and

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wake up every morning with jubal phone pranks,

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