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September 24, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Talia,
todd Sparks here, and I'm calling to let you know
you are late.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Great for what I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Who is the It's Todd Sparks. I know, Yeah, that
Todd Sparks. I'm I'm the manager at the restaurant you're
starting at, and I'm working in the shift tonight with you.
So I'm going to let you know that you're late.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I know I'm joking with you. You're not late for
your shift. You're a little bit late to really getting
that spark back in your life. But I'm glad I'm
working with you tonight because that's what I do. You
already knew that though.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Putting the Sparks Back in My Life.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yes, Todd Sparks, I'm the Sparks. I'm the Todd Sparks.
I'm your manager tonight, Todd Sparks. You might have read
my book Todd Sparks, Putting the Spark Back in Your
Life or the follow up to that, todd Sparks Spark
Up another one. And I'm working on my third book.
In the installment, Todd Sparks. Sparking it easy, but it's
fun and we are ready to turn your life around.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
There's a lot of puns around the word spark.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well did that is my name, Tod Sparks, and that
is what I do. Listen. I'm a restaurant manager on
the side, but we all know what I really do.
I'm a motivational speaker and I cannot wait to get
you in here and put you under my wing, Telia,
and help light a fire underneath you and put the
spark back in your life.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, well, I appreciate you callering you man. I don't
necessarily need any sparks put in my life. I'm excited
to start this job. You be getting a regular pace.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I hear you. I hear you, and I gotta let
you know that I understand. And you shouldn't feel bad for,
you know, feeling so beat down and like everything's against you.
But what we're gonna do is I can hear them,
and what I'm going to do is fan the flames
tonight when you start your first shift at the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, there's something burning me. Listen. I don't think that this.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I don't like the way that this relationship has started.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
And I don't mind you being my manager, and I am.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Definitely a good worker. But you're doing too much.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
My friend, Leah, if you think about it, doers like
myself Todds sparks putting the spark back in your life
doers do. That's chapter six of my book, Doers Do.
So am I doing too much? Or am I just doing?
And what I want to do is do you? I'm
sorry that came out the wrong way. It's not how

(02:33):
I meant, not how I meant it. What I meant
is I want to do you like motivate you is
what I mean, not the other way. But I want
to put the spark back in your life. I want
to teach you how to do what doers do. And
that is a rhyme that I just made up. That's
why starting tonight we'll be working closely together. And did

(02:53):
they let you know about the retreat that we have
to go on.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
There's a retreat.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, that's right, you've been talking about every single year.
I get the new Hires together and we go away
for a week out the wilderness, and I teach everybody
how to get the spark back in their life. It's
a motivational retreat and motivational conference. We'll have guest speakers,
I'll be speaking, and it's really going to get you
started on your career path to be in the best
Server ever and the best Talia ever. And it's only

(03:21):
six hundred dollars for a limited time right now. Normally
is twice that for anybody else. So I'll just be
collecting your tips then for the first few weeks, and
then you know that should take care of your entry
for you. I'm so excited to get you going and
revs up.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You know what, you will not see me tonight.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I quit your I definitely got somebody to work with,
and I'm calling Steven hr Talia.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
The Talia that I know is not a quitter, So no, you.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Tell me, Bro and I'm no, the Talia that I
know is definitely a quitter in some situations. And I'm
definitely quitting before I even started.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
All right, then we'll I'll let you know that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your cousin Janie set you up.
She said, you're starting your first shift tonight at a
new restaurant. I wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh Man, some restaurant managers I've had, I wouldn't get
surprised if that was a real call.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
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