Bill Collectors

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yes, Hello,
this is Ted Thibodeaux calling from collections. I was looking
for anybody that knows Ryan.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah, I'm his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hi. Yes, Hi, this is an attempt to collect the debt. Debt, debt, Yes,
the debt. We are looking to Gay recoup o thousand
dollars for that inflatable pool that he purchased a few
months ago. Has not paid for it.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Wait, I'm sorry, I I there's no way he bought
an inflatable pool.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
That can't be says right. He had inflatable pool he
bought three months ago, has not made one single payment
that was fifteen hundred dollars, So we looking to collect payment.
If you could please tell me a window of time
that you will be around him so I could call back,
because he does not answered my phone calls. I'm this
is I don't even know what to say. That's really

(01:01):
unlike him. Well, if you could just let him know
that we are looking to collect payment. If you could
please pick up the phone when I call next tim,
same number.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, I'll pass the message on.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Thank you much. Hello.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Hi, this is Trevor calling from collections. I was looking
for somebody that might know Ryan.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, that's I'm his girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Hih hi, what's your name? My name is Ava.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah. Okay, So sorry to bother you like on your phone,
but I'm trying to get in touch with your boyfriend
because he owes like a lot of money, and so
the charges all just to let you know if you
could pass this along to him. There from about six
months ago, he bought six samurai swords and four hundred
Ninja stars. I don't know, is he training to become

(01:57):
sort of.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
One hundred you know, I don't take four hundred.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, four hundred ninjastars. He has about three thousand dollars
on that has not paid for it.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
So I'm calling from the bank four okay.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I can he return any of this?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Is that No? Unfortunately, when the bank transfers a debt
to us, our job is to just collect the payment.
But can you pause along message that I will call
back and please answer. And also we'd be willing to
make a deal with him, you know, for like half
or whatever, or even like personally if you want to
send some the Ninja stars my way. But I can
talk to him about that later.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh, yeah, okay, your time. Yeah, I thinks thanks, I
will I'll pass them asage along.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Hello. Yeah, hey, how you doing? This is Pete Weakins
calling from collections. I was looking for anybody that might
know a Ryan.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh my god, are you kidding me? Are you serious?
Are you collecting more bills?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yes, it is my job. I I do that, and
don't worry. I don't know who you are. But I'm
just calling because he will not answer my phone calls.
And so we're looking up people that are, you know,
known associates, people that know him anyway. How are you
related to him? You came up on some searches that
I did.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, yeah, I'm his girlfriend. This is like you're like
the third person that has called me, oh boy, stupid purchases.
Oh my god, this is we just moved in together.
But I had no idea how this much?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah? Oh boy, yeah, I'm sorry. I run into that
a lot. Question for you? Does he the performing arts
or something? Is that? Why all the dinosaur costumes? What? Yeah?
What I'm calling in regards to the forty dinosaur costumes
that he ordered and has not paid for. That is
a bill up boards of zero. Yes, forty dinosaur costumes.

(03:52):
It's from about four months ago.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh my, what the Like, I don't even know who
I moved in with. Like this is so weird.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Well, if you could just let him know that I called,
it would be great.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Uh yeah, We're gonna have a big conversation tonight.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I will let him know that you called. I let
him know that all these crazy people have called.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Like I am going to kill him.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
My god, don't do that just yet, because this is
actually Jubil from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank
on you and your boyfriend Ryan. Say you what, no, no, yeah,
are you kidding? He said that you guys just moved
in together, and so he wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh my god, I was like, what the is he
doing with forty dinosaur costumes like four hundred inches star
hurts

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Like the Oh my god, wake up every morning with
Jubile phone Franks