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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hell,
oh my gosh, is this Aaron?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, this is Aaron.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh my gosh, what a beauty you have? Beauty?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Are you calling about the desk?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh my gosh. Yes, okay, okay, yeah, what a mute.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, I know it's something that's it's great, good condition too.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah. So I was just perused in the Facebook marketplace
like I do. Yeah, and then I saw that rare
jim for just two hundred dollars. You're selling that desk?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
My gosh, that's that's right too.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh my gosh, it's a good deal, right, Yes, seems
like a great deal. How many miles on it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Uh no, I mean just just headed for about a year? Actually?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Word count? Well, I mean when you have a desk,
especially when that pretty Oh my gosh, you want to
you want to subtrack? How many words are used on
it for mileage?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Well I'm not a writer myself, but yeah, I've used
it for work for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You can use it for a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, now that I've got some questions answered, I need
to think for a moment. But oh my gosh, it
is a beauty. My gosh, okay, Well.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, like I said, the price two hundred dollars can
get ready for this afternoon or pickup?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
And what is your name?

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh my gosh, my name is Pete. Okay, Pee, my gosh.
Well thank you for the information, my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Okay, yeah, you're welcome. It's still available. Hello, does it.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Got penn stains?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Pen stains?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Is it? Are you calling back about the desk?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh my gosh, yes, my gosh, I was just looking
at the pictures again, any pen stains?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, there are no pen stands out. The service is
totally clean, is virtually new fager pickup?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Are you firm?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Am I firm?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes? Are you firm?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Two hundred dollars for the desk? It's oh my gosh,
it's a beauty. It's a beautiful desk. I'm just wondering.
Firm on your price?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yes, Pete, that's it. That's the price. Dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, I'm gonna have to think about it and I'll
call you back.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Come on again. Dollars for pickup? Hello, Peter, are you there?
You hung up?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh my?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
What we're hello?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
One seventy five and seven pennies.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Is this pete? Is that you again?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh my gosh, yes, and I made the decision to
say yes. I was able to scrounch together some cash
and I have one seventy five and eight pennies.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
No, the price is two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
If you asked me what.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
You called before a sperm firm on the price, you
had two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh my gosh. Is there any way you could budget
on that price?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
My? Fine them, I want to get rid of the desk.
Whatever you said, one seventy five and whatever, whenever the change.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh my gosh, thank you. I said one seventy five
and eight pennies, and it's mostly in quarters.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Sorry quarters, you're talking.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Oh my god. Yes, you said one seventy five and
eight pennies, and so you said once I have eight
quarters and eight pennies and I'll meet you wherever you want.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's like two dollars. That's like two dollars and eight
dollar eighty me. Listen to me.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I said one hundred seventy five dollars. I don't know
what language you think I'm speaking, but I'm telling you
one seventy five dollars. One hundred and seventy five. I
don't want your pennies. I don't want any of it.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
One's seventy five and eight pennies in a backrob.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Here's this.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
No, that's why I don't put my son online. Maybe
insane people like you. Just oh my god, I used
to waste my time. Oh my god, Oh my god,
that's how you sound. Yeah, oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Just what I'm hanging up on you.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You don't don't hang up because this is actually Dubil
from the Jubeil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your roommate. Tyson set you up. Said, he said
that you put a desk up on Facebook marketplace and
you've been hitting something but calls from weirdos.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh god, Oh I should have known, Tyson

Speaker 1 (04:50):
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