No Sour Candy

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another double phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
he's He's Oliver Google, my friend of Connors and I
was looking for Connor's.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Dad, Eddie, Eddie, you call me, you can call me
Connor's dad.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
But okay, so I don't want to have to do
that because I feel like respectus. You's two a street
and I shouldn't have to call you Connor's dad just
because your Connor's dad.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
My name is Oliver, and then we can call.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
You Eddie Eddie, your Connors friend.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yes, my name is Oliver. Oliver.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, I've never Okay, we get to the point here,
please okay, sure, Because I was talking to Connor day
in school.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
What me? I was talking to Connor?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You please be respectful.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I was talking to Connor day in school and I
was asking what kind of candy you're gonna be fasting
out this Halloween and he said he's gonna pretty much
crap is last year. And so I was like, I
need to Dadgeunehmers, so I need to talk to him,
and so gave me yourhne amerry.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
So now I'm on the phone with you, and I
got to.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Tell you that's year for Halloween, your house was only
handing out sour candy and that's a total both.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, first of all, even you're watching Miles yon Man and.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
The candy is free, well you got it for free. Okay,
maybe you go buy some candy.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Okay, no, no, no, I'm giving you all candy for free.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
So giving out Towers movie. It's sour candy and it
tastes like.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
First of all, my son did not just be hanging
out with somebody who's cursing, So I mean, where don't.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Even really that close for friends.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's just that I was telling him him like how
carible your towns candy was last year, and so I
was like, give me your phone. Us, I talked to
your dad and so he gave me your phone Umerry. Now,
I just have to tell you if you don't hand
out something better than sour candy this year, then it's on.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Also, I'm a text your person, so if it be
something solky and milky like chocolate, is run saying.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Well, I would cancel Halloween on you. If you keep
on on my phone with this, I don't know who
you are and why are you talking to me on
this phone?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Like this, okay, So it sounds to me that you're
not going to adhere to my request of having something
other than showy Shandy's.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
And I can't help you wish what happens after.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Listen a little boy, you better get off my phone
play with all this, sir.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm not a little boy. I'm like fourteen in halfy boy, I.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Will fourteen and a half year. But if you keep
on talking to me that way, okay, well I wouldn't
talk to my son if you If you continue to.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Hand out slowery shandy this year, I ruined my whole
Halloween vibelast year. I'm going to at your house at least.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Who is your parents?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I need to talk to them.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Let's put them on the phone right now.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
You ooh ooh ooh.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
If you don't get your phone.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
You just thwart you just thwart this. You just swart
a clout, sir.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
You canna swell on my phone the whole entire time.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Different You're you're like an adult and you're supposed to
be helped out like a higher stander or whatever.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
So I'm getting report you said.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
This is not Michelle Obama. I am not going to
go higher on you. If I catch your but I'm
gonna whip your little You better put your parents on
the phone or give me a name. Give me the number,
because I will be calling it immediately and I'll be damnaged.
Little like you was just going calling me left and right.
What are you four years old? Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No? This is actually doubile from the Jubile start doing
a phone break on you and your wife.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Set you up, man, I don't think I'll understand.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I was about to beat my son, but forgive it
out my numbers.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Just some little boy. Yeah, she says that. Yeah, she
says that you're starting to get other kids called your house.
Now how to bugs you?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I don't know what it is. I think it's the
age games calling all the time. They just wold stop.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Your father wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks