Sold Your Ring

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
this is Ted, but I'm calling from Julius. I was
looking for Sebastian, who's having a custom piece of jewelry
designed by us. Yeah, this is Sebastian. Hey, Sebastian. How

(00:23):
y'all doing today? I'm great? How are you? I am
just I'm fabulous. Actually, well, let me just be honest.
I'm not well. I'm feeling good, but also I am
calling with some regretful news about the necklace that y'all
have in US design. Okay, so something a little unfortunate happened,

(00:44):
and I'm calling to regretfully let you know that that
necklace is dead. That necklace is gone, and I'm so
sorry about this. I'm sorry it's dead and it's gone.
What does that mean? Yes, well, that's just the term
I use when things are no longer around the broken
on his place or something like that. So unfortunately, that
necklace got dead gone today and I did not find

(01:05):
out until just now. And I'm so sorry that you
said it's dead and gone again. Can you specifically tell
me what I mean? Is it lost? Is it broken?
What happened? That's an heirloom from my grand my wife's grandmother.
I'm having it like redone because she couldn't wear the
ring to a necklace. Now, you were melting down, gone,

(01:26):
you were melting down at hairloom rings. You ever wonder
bout hairloom tomatoes? What that's the thing you got hel on?
I'm sorry Jewelry Adams, but I just don't know why
they call it hairloom tomatoes. You know what I'm saying.
I never understood that one. I don't know either. It's
probably coming with a feed. But can we talk about
my wife's jewelry. I'm so sorry about this. Yes, Todd
sold it. They sold it, Yes Todd, one of the

(01:49):
employees here. He did not know that that was not
for sale and it was still in the ring form,
because you know, it's a hairloom ring that we were
melting down into a piece of a necklace, jewelry necklace
for you. Hey, okay, I'm sorry he finished up for
a second. Yes, yes, go ahead. Do you know who
was sold to? Well, unfortunately I would have tracked them
down by now if I did. But they paid cash

(02:11):
for it, and so he went in and sold it
to him, got a great deal. By the way, So
because it's a fabulous ring, you've got to be kidding me,
like I took that for my wife. She doesn't even
know I have it, and you guys sold it like
I'm turning it into a necklace for her for Christmas. Yes, yes,
it's got to be a big disappointment. I can tell
that you're more disappointed than the bear put his hand
in a honey pot, no honey in there. Yes, that's

(02:32):
a disappointment. Yes, disappointed, very disappointed, I can tell, and
I want to let you know we are going to
make it better. I know it's hard to replace a
haloom item like that because it was one of a kind.
It was your wife's grandma's and we were turned into
a nice necklace for her for the holidays. And then
you got to be like more confused than a well,
I guess the bear put us a hen and honey poper,

(02:53):
no honey in it, this bear? Yeah? Yeah, Can you
shut up about the bear please and tell me what
you're gonna do. Yes, well, I am prepared to replace
that item with a couple of things we have here.
So one option would be a cubic siconia encrusted chicken
that we have chicken, no chicken pan. Sorry, what you
guys sold was my wife's priceless heirloom. Yes, and you're

(03:17):
trying to give me a cubic circonia chicken pendant. I
didn't want that. Let's go plate it chicken pendant. That's
even worse. Okay, so you're not interested in that. I
do have another option. It is a completely diamond encrusted
pendant for a chain. It is cubic siconia and it
says yes Queen on it. It's a big yes Queen.

(03:38):
It's really big. It's beautiful. I don't want to give
my wife a pend and that says yes Queen for Christmas.
I'm just going to call my lawyer, Ken. What about
I can give you one that says yes King, because
we have that as well. You can get yes King,
ye King, yes Queen, no yes anything. How about I
just come down there and talk to somebody and see

(03:59):
who can help me, because this is the worst disaster.
You guys are helping me out, all right? Well, I
just let you know that your brother set you up
for a prank phone call? What does that mean? That
means this is actually got another No, this is Jubil
from the Jubile Show doing a phone brank on you
and your brother set you up. He told us how
you were having your wife's grandma's heirloom ring melted down

(04:21):
into a necklace for Christmas and you wanted to mess
with you. So this is all a joke. Yeah, ring, Yes,
Queen King, it's fine. Oh my gosh, wake up every
morning with jewble phone branks.