Chicken Cable

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hello, what's up? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
What's up? Hi? My name is Potekins. I'm calling from
cable and I'm responding to a few emails that we've gotten.
Is this Jordan's Yeah, what's up? Chicken butt? Sorry about that?
Just yoking around here. Okay, I just had some eggs

(00:35):
for breakfast, so great thinking about chickens. Got chickens on
the brain.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm glad you had eggs for breakfast. Okay, Well,
it has been over several times to fix our Wi
Fi and it's still not working. So I need to
know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
You know what? You know how they say locally sourced
and things like that when you get eggs from a restaurant.
A lot of times are you calling from the cable company.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I'm not sure what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh yeah, I am, and yeah, sorry about that. I
just got chickens on the brain. I just had some
delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, o case here, you're having
a problem with your WiFi real quick. I just wanted
to ask you. You know how they say locally sourced
eggs and stuff? Like that, sure, do you know how
that happens that they just have chickens? And like, is
it just a house down the street that has chickens?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't know. I don't know. Listen, I'm really sorry,
but I don't really care about eggs right now. I
just really want my wife I fixed. So can we
get to the point.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I
wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs or are
the humans warm and the eggs?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Please?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Please? Sorry? Okay, so you're having some issues with your wife, yes, okay,
so tell me about it.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You guys are just kept coming over and trying to
fix it, and we keep getting pissed off the internet
and if I get on, it's just moving. So I
can't watch any videos. I can't work, I can't do anything.
Gobble's gone on for too long.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Gobble gobble, excuse me? Oh, I'm sorry that was out loud.
That wasn't a chicken sound. That's a turkey's gobble right
in chicken's clock.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Can I I'm sorry? Can I speak to someone else
about what your manager around?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
You want to speak to a manager about the chicken stuff?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
The chicken questions no the Wi Fi.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just
get so focused on one fact and I just can't
let go. So can you do me a favor If
you could google an answer for me, then I could
get to move in on to your question.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I can't google anything. I told you. Our Wii doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one
more time. Sorry about that. I just had breakfast, some
delicious eggs, and I just can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Can you just let me speak to someone else. I
can't do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Can you give me one more chance?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, So what was the problem? So you have you
tried pock restarting your pock router for cock? How is
that as it?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't know what's going on over there if you're
well mentally, But yes, we've restarted the router four hundred times.
That's what they asked us every time to do, and
it doesn't work. I need to speak with someone who
knows what. Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
I'm god meaning to be rude. I'm still sorry. I
don't know if I described this to you, but I
had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop thinking
about them.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, ing up, you were literally the worst customer service
person I have ever encountered. I won't answer a question
that I asked. You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but
you know what, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Cancel
my service? So you know what? You know what for?
You cancel my clucking service? Idiot?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.
Is there a way that I can ask you to
not talk to my manager and maybe we can I
can help you with your issue here with the WiFi.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Nope, put me on the phone with your manager.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Right, Well, how about I just tell you that your
boyfriend Darren say yep for a phone prank? Probably easier?
Wait what Yeah, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Darren
say you up?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
No, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
It's a joke.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
He said.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
You guys just moved in together and you're having trouble
with the WiFi, so you wanted me to just frustrate
you a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe I was talking to
someone that's stupid. Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks,