Dog Mohawk

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi, uh,
this is Talon calling from grooming. I was looking for Catherine. Yeah,
this is Hey. I'm just gonna let you know that

(00:21):
your pup is all done and you are going to
love what I did.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh god, thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah. I went ahead and I took some creative license,
you know, because I am a stylist and he is
going to be so ready for his fashion show coming
up this weekend. What what do you mean, Well, your
dog's in a fashion show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's a dog show. Yes, do show?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes, yes. I read what you wanted and I went
over it, and uh, I just didn't think it was
fashion forward enough. So you're gonna love my spin on
it though. No no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No, what yea you do?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You are going to love it? What is it? I mean?
I'd hate to ruin this, but okay, So are you
in a punk rock much?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Any kind of punk rock sort of thing? I could?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
What do you mean punk rock? What are you talking about?
I gave very specific instruction, right.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
And I felt like that was a little too tame
because it's an Afghan hound has a lot of hair,
and I figured I was gonna go with Brazilian blowout,
but I was like, no, that would be too puffy.
And so what I did was I gave him a
mohawk and he's got a lot of hair.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Kid me, this is a joke.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I can tell you're excited. No, it's not a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, I'm not excited. Are you kidding me? It's say
specifically on your website that you will listen to whatever
instructions we have. He is a Blue Ribbon show. I
named him Ringo Star for a reason because he's a star. Right,
you're joking right now?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, I read what you had put and I just
thought it was a little too tame to really make
a splash.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
And if you don't understand, what what did you do?
Tell it? Please you're joking. I know he's joking.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Just picture this okay, so sides, oh my good shaved okay,
and his long hair on the top, so sides shaved
all the way to the tail.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Picture. Are you a stylist for dogs or people?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, for dogs, obviously, I mean I I Well.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Obviously you're not because you didn't listen to what I
specifically said. He is going to be in a show
this weekend, and I need him tripped the way that
I specifically said. And I really hope you're kidding with me,
because I'm about to have a panic attack and I'm
going to come down there with my husband.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
It was very, very very difficult to be able to
get the hair on his head all the way down
to his tail to stand up in the mohawk. And
it looks really good.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I think, no, mohawk, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Once you see it, I think you're gonna want to
put some little leather cuffs maybe on his ankles, which
are really small, by the way.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Without the hair, I'm a panic attack.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I was going for a kind of a nineties punk
rock theme, and I think I nailed it. I think
you are gonna love it. He's gonna make a splash
of his fashion show. Everything is going to be great.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
He's not auditioning for the Misfits. He's going to be
in a dog show. That's it. That's it. I'm grabbing
my carkies. I'm coming there right now. You have cost
me money. I'm gonna have to take him.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Out of the show.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
He would have won. He was a shoe in. I
don't understand why you just wouldn't pay attention to the
notes that I put.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
It seems like you're not happy about my description. Maybe
I just haven't described the mohawk correctly for you on
your dog, but I think.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Well you similarly described it. I'm coming there right now.
I'm coming there.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Right now, Catherine. I want you to do me a phasy. Okay,
let's try to make a positive out of what you're
seeing as a negative, okay, because it's all how you
look at things. So he looks like a cute little
punk rocker right now.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
I hope you have a saying because you're gonna be
a cute little punk rocker when you get fired.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I think it'd be great for branding because imagine he
pulls out of the dog show. How punk rock is that?
Right before?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Did you hate your head this morning?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yes? I did? Because this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your
husband set you up. It's a joke. Oh are you right? Yes,
it's a joke. He said, you guys have your dog
in a dog show this weekend, and it was getting groomed,
and he wanted me to mess with you. I hate
all of you.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I hate all of you. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Wake up every morning with Jebel phone Franks

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