We're gonna have to get that dog you adopted back

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Frame on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Thibodeau calling from animal shelter
I was looking for making.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is Chief.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hey Megan, how are you out today?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh? We're doing pretty good. Thanks for calling pack.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, I was just calling because you recently adopted a
beautiful golden doodle from us, and I just was giving
you a ring to check out how things is going
with the golden doodle.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Honestly, thanks are going like way better than I ever
even imagine.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
The creek always sleeping. That's great. Already well trained, that's good.
That's a good thing to know. Now I'm calling today
with some unfortunate news. I'm so sorry about this, Megan.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
What are you sorry about?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'll just cut to the chase instead of just you
know I saying that and being almostterious, aren't I I'm
not getting to the point, and I'm telling you I
got some bad news. I should just rip the band
aid right off. That's what my grandma used to tell
me to do when it worked every single time, didn't
hurt as bad as if I just was slowly chugging
along taking off that band aid. You know you have
a chug along taking off a band aid slowly. It
is not a fun thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, just like kind of how you are right now.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Making that is a good point. I'm still doing it,
aren't I. I'll just get to the point then. So
the Golden Year, Yes, the golden doodle that you adopted
from us. Who I can hear in the background, they're
barking away, sounds like it's happy. We are gonna actually
have to get that dog back. We do have a
replacement puppy that you can take home and adopt, but

(01:35):
we did not mean to let you adopt that puppy.
I'm so sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh wait, you want me to give the puppy back? Yes, yeah,
but I find paperwork. I've already taken him to the beat,
like he's been here for like over a week and
a half.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, so we're gonna need the dog back. I'm so
sorry about this. I never like giving this kind of news.
We are definitely gonna need that puppy back from you.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
That you you're telling me this has happened multiple times,
Like you've called multiple adoptees and asked for them back. Well,
not everybody have like a reputation for doing this. It's
just a golden doodle.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
So that puppy, that golden doodle that you adopted from
us Zaya is a breed that that people pay a
lot of money for us. So we are going to
be needing that puppy. Am I making any sense on
that oneid you.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Want the dog back so that you can make more
money off of the puppy. Isn't the whole thing that
you guys stand for, like adopt, don't shop?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well, yes, absolutely, this is the decision that is not
really known by anybody else after shelter. So I would
appreciate if we keep this just between me and you.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh so it's not even like coming from your boss
or anything. It's just like coming so that you can
get the dog make money off of a dog that's
already found.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And Megan, I want to sail the puppy. Megan, I
want to sell the puppy. That's what it is. That
is it about eighteen hundred dollars. I can make about
eighteen hundred dollars by selling that puppy in and we
mistakenly adopted that to you.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh so what you noticed is that I have adopted
this dog that you could get an exorbitant amount of
money for eighteen hundred dollars and now you want the
dog back.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You're a piece.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Well, you cannot take this dog from our family, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
How about we go into business together. I think this
could be a very lucrative opportunity you could adopt. I
could call you when we get a rare breed and
you adopted it, and we said it. What do you think?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Listen, if you come and try to get this dog,
I will have the cops here waiting for you.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
You peace, okay, Well then I'll just let you know
it's a prank phone call and your husband chand let's
set you up. And this whole thing was a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, Megan, this is actually Jewbil from the Jewel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh my god, he said, you, guys, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Adopted a new puppy and he wanted to disagree with you.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Oh my gosh. Is this because he's been the one
who's been taking him out every night in the middle
of the night, he has that is okay? If he
thinks he was in the doghouse before. He is on
potty duty for months come away

Speaker 1 (04:08):
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