Jubal Phone Prank - F Ryan Reynolds! - Jubal Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Tarbor calling from Youth Soccer. I
was looking for Jackson's daddy, Paul. Hey, Paul, how are
you doing? Big game coming up this weekend. It's a
qualifier get us into a tournament that could get us
into another tournament that could get us into the biggest
tournament of all the US Youth Soccer National Champs. So
I'm sure you're very excited.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, we've been getting ready for it over here.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah. Well, hey, I'm calling because I have to speak
to the parents before this coming game. Okay, So exciting news.
The team that your son's going to be playing against,
they actually have added a new player on their team
this week. And it's not just the normal child.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, well what do you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's a celebrities child. So there's going to be some
changes to how we're going to have to do the
game this weekend. Okay, Okay, So, like, first of all,
so excited. Yeah, so listen. So basically it's this The
parents of all the children are not going to be
allowed on the field or in the bleachers, but we

(01:10):
do have a space set up across the street. Yes,
you can watch the game from across the street. We'll
have some binocular set up and all of your cell
phones have to be confiscated.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
No pictures, Wait, no pictures of the game. Are you
kidding me? Who is this kid?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Also one other thing to note, since your son plays
on the opposing team to the celebrity child's, all of
the parents for that team are not allowed to cheer
loudly if anything happens because it could hurt the celebrity
child's feelings and we don't want that.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Wait, this is I'm not going to watch my kid.
I can't cheer for my own kid.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Well, yes, it's for good reason. Though it's an A
list or child. Who it is legally I can't say
who it is. Just trust me. It is a huge actor.
And think of how cool is that your son jackson
will be playing against Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kid. Oh,
shoot cats out of the bag. I wasn't supposed to

(02:05):
say that. He didn't hear from me, But yeah, she's been.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
In what you're saying, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively. After
all this this is one of the that's going on
right now. In the news, isn't it. And that's the
end of it all. Good luck taking me out of
the stand.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
And when you think about it, though, it's deadpool and
then whatever she's done.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, I don't care what they're go No, it's just
some publicity stunt. I'm not doing it. I'll be there,
I'll be in the game. And there's nothing Bryan Reynolds
or Blake Ling can do to keep me out of that.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
M mm hmmm mm hmmm. Well, unfortunately, I don't think
there's anything that you can do, because I also want
to let you know they do have famous friends, and
you don't want to a sick Taylor Swift on you
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
My kids worked so hard to be where he's at. Now.
I'm he's not going to be another victim of their bullying.
They think that they run Hollywood and now they think
they can run my kid's game. Absolutely not No. And
also that whole Taylor Swift thing. She's not even friends
with Taylor Swift anymore, because this.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Couple sucked okay, well out speaking of not being very good,
but their child is also terrible. And we've instructed the
parents of every child on the opposing team that when
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively's kid has the ball, nobody's
allowed to try to take it away from him. You
have to let him score.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
So there's also oh, who the hell would ever approve
something like this? They've been working all year to get
into the biggest tournament in youth soccer, and you're going
to pull some random kids, some celebrities kid to come
and just like you know, prance around the field. Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Well, I'm glad you correct yourself because you said random kid,
and this is not a random child. It's Ryan Reynolds
and Blake Lively's child that we're so excited that he's
going to be playing, aren't. I'm surprised that I'm getting
this reaction from you, honestly. If you don't agree, I
do want to let you know they are trying to
sue a lot of people right now. You could be
listed in the lawsuit, and I don't want to have
to throw that out there, but I must.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Oh yeah, all right, fine, how about this, I'll give
him a reason to assume me. All right, I'll go,
I'll right on that field. I'll punch the kid right
the face if he tried to mess with my son. Yeah,
you know what, how about after that, I'll walk over.
I'll punch Ryan Reynolds in the face. I'll take it
right on that field. Huh, they want to mess with
our game, I'll message there. What what? What?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
What's so funny because this is actually Jubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and your
wife set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
It's a joke. Oh my, I can't. Of course, she.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Said that your kid has a huge game this weekend
and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
My my, my blood is boiling right now. It's been
a long road to get here, and I can't believe.
You know what, Brian Reynolds.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Franks, we say mornings on the twenties.

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