Your middle school crush is now your husband's boss

It was the long game for Tom Bobrick. He is finally going to get his middle school crush right where he wants her! Can he defeat her husband by getting him fired?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames the twenties. Hello, Maya, Maya, Maya,
how you doing? H This is a blast from the past.

(00:21):
It's Tom Tom Bobrick hey errow who Sorry, I don't
I don't recognize your name. I'll just say it one
more time, a little slower for you, Maya. Oh may
oh my, oh, Maya, it's Tom Barbrick. I no, I don't.
I'm sorry. How do we know each other? Well? I

(00:43):
can understand why. Maybe you don't remember. It's been a while,
but fifth grade you and I had a moment. You
borrowed my jelpin and I have been thinking about that
day ever since. Maya, how are you? How are you okay? Sorry?
I just I actually, I'm so really terrible. I do

(01:05):
not remember you. I'm so sorry. You're so cute. Let
me break it down for you, Maya. Okay, Because I
realized fifth grade was a long long time ago, ancient
days of us, I guess you could say I had
the biggest crush on you in fifth grade still do,
as a matter of fact, and tracked you down and
finally got up the courage to give you a ring.

(01:27):
I think about that day all the time. Maya. You
came up to me and you said you didn't have
a pen, and I gave you my best jel pin
and you walked away and the sunlight was shining through
the window into your hair. And it's still a great
memory of mine. So anyway, I wanted to call him
ringconnect a little bit. Okay, that's great, all right, what

(01:50):
do you okay? Wow, little towns come along way, Maya
from that, don't remember you. I'm your anxious little boy
who didn't know how to tell you that he liked you.
I'm a man now and I don't have a problem
going after what I want. Okay, cool, I'm like super
happy for you. What's mean? And you meet up this Saturday,

(02:14):
maybe a little tally on, no food and some venu.
See what happens. I'll bring Sorry. I am married, Tom, Oh, yes,
I figured that might be an issue. You got a husband, yeah, Jeff?
You know my husband? Well? It seems that I do.

(02:36):
As a matter of fact, I know him very well.
Ow do you know my husband? Like I said, little
Tom Barbrick is all grown up now and I happen
to be Jeff's boss now yep, good job at the
company that he works at and you know I'm married
and you're still calling me to hit on me. That's

(02:58):
really inappropriates icy one. Oh well, I thought it might
be romantic, Little Tommy Bob definitely not romantic. And it
stops saying your name. It sounds so stupid when you
say your name like that. So I'm gonna go getting
back to the elementary school games. I love it. Okay,
it's not a game. Please you like a boy, you

(03:19):
hit him and you tug me into them and then
they come after you. Instead of playground games, we're playing mine.
I like it. If you don't, If you don't stop this,
I will tell my husband and he's going to kick you. Okay,
if you grant me one more time, I will call
the cop You know what, I'm going to call my
husband and I'm going to call your HR department. I'm

(03:42):
going to get you fired. And I swear if I
ever hear the name Tom Bobic or whatever it was,
one time, you aren't done. Do you understand me? Okay, Maya,
I want to let you know that Tom Bob Rick
hears you and uh, I'm calling the copter right now?
Am I hearing a no? Is that a no? No.

(04:05):
All right, Well Tom Bobrick has learned a lot of
or less us. Like I said, And when I hear
a no, I just think numerous opportunities. So maybe another time,
maybe with you. Oh this is actually Double from the
Jewbil Show doing a phone. Bring on you. That's what's
wrong with me. It's a joke. Your husband set you up.
He said, you guys were talking about like middle school

(04:26):
crushes and stuff the other day and you wanted me
to mess with you. Oh my god, I'm on this
tom bob Rick baby, Oh my god. That's rally all
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