New boss here - you'll have to change your name.

Imagine a new boss comes along and decides he doesn't like your name. That's what happens in today's Jubal Phone Prank.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
is this Gray?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah? This is great Gray.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
It's Will Bright, your new boss. Good to me. Yeah,
how's it going good?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I guess the right. I didn't know we got a
new boss. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
No, I figured i'd call everybody before they send out
an email so I could introduce myself to the team.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Gray.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I can already see that you and I are going
to have a big problem working together.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What what did I do? Well?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
The thing about me Will Bright that you'll learn is
when it comes to work, I don't like a lot
of gray area. I'm pretty direct, and you know, I
don't like to have a lot of things up in
the air.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
And your name's Gray.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
That's okay, what are you saying?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Well, your name's gray. So I was just saying, it's
a lot of gray area there with your name.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, yeah, I get I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah yeah, okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
So anyway, Hey, just want to touch base with you.
Let you know that I want to be your ally,
your friend. Just because I'm your boss doesn't mean you
have to, you know, do everything I say.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I want you to be able to come to me.
I got an open door policy.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
All right, I mean that's I guess fine. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So my door is always open.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, I think I'll be okay, great, But.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Hey, Grey, so listen, I do need to talk to
you about something else. Made a decision that I need
to speak with you about, and it is imperative that
you hear me on this.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, what what's up? What's what's happening?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
If you want to be a part of this company,
I'm gonna need you to do something for me.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Wait, so are you threatened to fire me? What are
you asking?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
The name Gray just bums me out, So gonna need
you to change it.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Say this is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
What do you, hey, Gray, what do you call a
sad elephant?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I don't know. What do you call sad elephant?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
A gray depression?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Because they're gray? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So the name gray reminds me of rainy days, not
very happy times, you know, I think my name, Man,
if you want to work on my team, I'm gonna
need you to go buy something other than gray because
I'm a happy guy. Yeah, I don't want to be
reminded of sad colors. Be serious, Yes, I am one
hundred percent serious. I'm going to need you to change

(02:29):
that first name yours, which is really easy to do.
By the way you go through the court system, you
can change it.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You're calling to tell me that if I want to
continue to work here, I have to change my first name.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I know it's probably a well tough to hear, but yeah,
I'm gonna need you to change you first name because my.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Name is will Bright.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Is this even legal?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know what? I didn't check the legalities on.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I just know that I don't want to be bummed
out every day when I'm dealing with my employs.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, I'm sorry, that's my name. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I tell you, hey, I got some options I'd like
to go over with you.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
You thought about options?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Yeah, I got twenty. I got twenty here actually went
to AI. I don't know if you use AI, but
I use it every day and it's a great tool
for things like this.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What do you think about Zippora? It's a fun name.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Ze what No, I'm not going by Zapora? Is what
name is that from another planet?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Bimble bimble that's kind of fun to say, bimble.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Bimble like pimple.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh yeah, let's let's get that one off the list. Jinxie.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm not going to be named like a cat, and.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
It sounded like a cat. Good point. I got twenty
options here for you. Waffleton. Everybody likes waffles. I love waffles.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
What did you just say, Waffleton?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, Waffleton.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh my god, this sounds like an IVY League breakfast place.
I'm okay, I'm not going to eat it.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm got a much nicer ring to it than Gray. Right,
I mean think about that. You call a client, you say, hey,
this is Waffleton. I mean sale done. Right. Do you
call a client you say, hey, this is Gray. They're
thinking about all sad stuff in their life.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I've never had anyone say that my name makes them sad,
but this is ridiculous. I'm not changing my name.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Well, you haven't heard all the options yet. How about
fizz Wick or fizzy Wick.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
No, are you kidding you? You're an idiot?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Okay, doodle boy, I'm gonna ask you not to call
me an idiot. Okay, because I'm your boss. What do
you think of that name? By the way, I just
made it up.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I'm not calling myself doodle boy. I quit. You can
call yourself all right?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, in that case, I'm gonna let you know this
is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a phone
brank on you and your coher.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Tiffany say you up.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
She said, you guys have a new boss that you
haven't met yet, and she wanted to mess with you.
I didn't even get to lollipop or Bopple.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties,