Your bets no WoRKy

The last person you want involved in your bracket bets is Jubal Fresh. But here you are, dealing with one of his characters claiming to work for the betting app you love.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frameday Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the new Hits one o six point one.
What hello?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Diibodeau. I'm calling from Kings
dot com, the online sports betting website, and I was
looking for Connor.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, Hi, this is this is him.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hi Connor. How are you? You placed some wages with
us and you won big time?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yes, I did, thank you very much, just about.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Six thousand dollars that you won there.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yes, indeed, yes.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know it's kind of a strange to be receiving
a phone call from us because we've never called you before,
but uh, I do have to let you know. Unfortunately,
we're gonna have to revoke that six thousand dollars in.
Those bets are dead, those bets are gone. I'm so
sorry about the years.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'm sorry. What why why? Why why did that go through?

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Well because they were placed incorrectly and we didn't notice
until until after. So I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Placed incorrectly. Well because of the moon the moon.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, I'm sure you've been on our website a bunch
betting on sports, so I figured you knew about the
moon phase.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I've been on your site a lot, winning a lot,
and never having a problem with getting a payoff before.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
So I don't know why on my biggest win, suddenly
there's the moon. What is it? What does the moon
have to do with anything?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Maybe, well, well, you know, we changed it a little
bit for the march man in this tournament. Maybe you
didn't read the fine print, but best placed during the
full moon are considered cosmically invalid because the energy of
the moon interferes with the accuracy of the odds.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
So yes, that's horse you're kidding me. The waxing cycle
of the moon, that's yes.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yes, if you placed it, if you had placed it
when it was waning, not a problem at all. But
we can't pay it out because it was waxing.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
At the time. The game was that day. I don't
know that day.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
The moon was waxing that day, and unfortunately that whack
Tibet's away. I'm so sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, stop with the jokes.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
You're gonna point me to exactly where in the fine
print it says this, because I don't remember reading anything.
I definitely didn't agree to anything, and this is one
book illegal and I'm gonna get my winnings back. No, no,
this is not about the moon. This is because I
finally want an actual chunk of change six thousand dollars
and you just don't want.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
To pay it.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm so sorry about this. I don't mean to correct
your language there, but you didn't technically win it. That's
the thing. That's why i'm coming.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Don't you show me in the fine print?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Let me read this this this book, because I don't
believe it for a second.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, it's right under the Tuesday clause if you want
to look at fine print. Yes, and that is another
reason that tibet isn't valid. Unfortunately, the Tuesday clause.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yeah, we're talking about the moon now, we're talking about
days of the week. Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Like I said, we changed the rules a little bit
with the betting for the March Manness Tournament, so all
bets had to be waged on Tuesday, and they were
only valid between four m and four seventeen am. And
you made your bets outside of that window, and so
I'm so sorry your bets are didn't go and I'm
so sorry about it.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
There's no this is a scam.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Seventeen minutes within a week to place the best yeah,
you think that that's fair and that everybody is just
gonna read this fine print and get up in the
middle of the night on a Tuesday just to use
your site.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
There's how do you stay alive in this economy with
all your competitives. I'm getting my six thousand dollars? Okay, okay,
want to wear another I'm fighting this.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I'll talk call the FCCEE, the Gaming Commission, the president
of five.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yes, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Well, I'm so sorry about this. And if you want
to play some O bets, you can. You know, you
just gotta do it at the right times. Check the
moon phases. Also, if mercury is in retrograde, which it
is right now, you got to be very careful about that.
Do not do it on a Wednesday, and that we
must have proof that you watch the entire game.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't. Okay, are you having fun with this? You're
you're poking jokes, You're making fun of me.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yes, it's completely it's completely unprofessional.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yes, I think it's a bit bunny.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Let me let me wow you.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Then let me speak to somebody else, your manager, your supervisor.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't anybody else than you.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, I can't really do that. But I can tell
you that your Frank Carlos wanted me to call you.
What this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone break on you and your friend. Carlos set
you up.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
He said that you won six grand betting already on
the March Madness tournament. Wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, I was so Oh my god, dude, I wake
up every morning with Jubile Phone Franks, we say mornings
on the twenties