Your car just got raccooned!

Imagine they were about to do a little repair on your car, but accidentally raccooned it instead.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties only
on the new Hits one of six point one.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What Hello, Hi, this is peedecon some call from Gotta works.
I was looking for Amber. Who's cars in here getting
the brakes done?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is her, Hi, Amber, calling to talk to you
about something because we've got a bit of an issue
with your car.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
What's what's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
What's honking the horn? It's like mocking us?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Wait, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm sorry, it's honking the horn?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Even that's my car in the background. Yeah, with my car?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
What okay? Well, well, oh my I just what is
it do there? I'm so sorry. So last night overnight
one of our text left a candy bar in the
back end the windows down.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So, yeah, what are you trying to?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, we got a family of raccoons that's currently in
your car, tearing it to pieces.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
What's going Yeah, my car, there's raccoons in my mark
It's like.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know how the horns muted? No, Like, what
are they doing there? They're hanking the horn there? I
don't Yeah, there's a family of raccoons in there. We
can't get them out. And so they're like, wait, hold.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
On, hold on, honk, I dropped my car up like
a couple of days ago. Just get my brakes done.
And you're telling me now that there's raccoons in my
car and my horns going off, yeah, lest in the interior. Yeah,
and you're not paying for this, and you're going to
pay for this.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, I mean, I just don't know what to do.
Have you ever? I'm wondering if you can come down
here and maybe coax them out.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
You want me to come down there.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I don't know. I mean, do you have any advice
on how to get raccoons out of a car?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Because do you know that's why I dropped my car up,
because I don't know how to.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do they do that. They they're eating the seat, they're
eating the seats.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm just kind of like, I'm not a I'm just
in disbelief that this is happening.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I mean, imagine me when I showed up to work
and I, you know, I went to the car. I
saw the windows open, and I looked in and there's
just a raccoon. Alills spit my face.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Off, you know, Okay, Well, I don't really care about
that in your face or the raccoon. I care about
my car, and what I want to know is she's
the text that Why is there a candy bar in
my back seat? No one should be eating in my car.
You should be working on my.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Breaky started at all?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
They got there?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You must have left the keys.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
That doesn't make any sense, Like raccoons don't. Oh my god,
they do have some, don't they. Wait, but you need
to get an extinguished a fire extinguisher or a hose
and spray them out or get them out of my car.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
How they started? Oh my god, it's rolling, it's.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Oh my goodness, I don't know if you heard that.
Oh boy, Like.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
What just happened to my car?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Oh boy? Oh boy?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
What's your name again?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Pete? Pete?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
What just happened to my car?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Well, it seems as though they were able to start
it and put it in drive.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
And I'm not paying for this? Is my car? Did?
Did the rectors just total my car? At your stupid
unprofessional body shops? When you hire dumb people that don't
even know how to roll up a window and are
eating in my car, that's extremely unprofessional. I can't believe
you guys are in business and I'm not paying for this.
If you ruin my car, I'm not paying for this.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, then I'll just let you know it's a phone prank.
Then what this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you, and your boyfriend said,
you have me. Oh my, I'm.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Like sweating right here, I'm wedding bullets. I'm about to
go in to a meeting. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
You said your cars in the shop and I just
wanted to mess with you. It is, And I don't
think raccoons are eating the seats and driving it anywhere,
So I think you're fine.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh well, I hope not. But I feel like nothing,
even if something does go wrong, nothing could be worse
than this phone call. Oh my, gosh, gosh, no

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks, we say
mornings on the twenties