Juniper is inside your walls

Imagine hiring someone to do work in your house and he's more of a serial killer than an exterminator. It's weird. It's also hilarious.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame twenties only on the new
Hits one O six point one.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello, Hei, it's Juniper.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
It's Juniper.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yes, yes, and I'm here and I'm ready. I've spotted
them and I've tracked them, and I'm ready to eradicate them.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Ready to what?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't identify where I'm calling from,
did I? Sometimes I have a tendency to do that,
especially when I'm working a job like this, because I
get so excited about the kill. I'm from Extermination Past Control.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh my god. Okay, yeah, oh hey.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
And I'm on your property and I've seen all the
little vermin that you have running around and I'm ready
to eradicate them.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, Well, that's that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
It was okay, Uh, that's so fun.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Is it gonna Is it gonna take long?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Oh? I don't know quite yet. I haven't really fully inspected,
but I think it might be a little bit of
time until I've got the population fully destroyed.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay, is there? Do I neither go anywhere or do
I need the same house?

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
No, you you can stay in the house for sure.
As a matter of fact, it'd be nice to have
some company.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'll be honest, I'm kind of confused by what you
mean by that.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, I mean when I come out of the walls
at night, it might be nice to have somebody to
watch some TV with or maybe have dinner with.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Uh. I'm sorry, did you just say come out of
the wall that night? Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yes, at night, every once in a while, skulk out
of the wall and get a snack or something before
I go back in. And it'd be nice to have
someone to watch a little Netflix with.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Or.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Netflix and I watching Netflix. I mean, I'm there no offense,
but I just kind of want you to just get
rid of the bugs.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
And yes, I'm going to make sure that they're all
eradicated and that I take my time and make sure
they pay for what they've done.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Pay for what they I you're you're you're speaking uh cryptic,
I mean you're you're you're kind of weird to be
out dude.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh, I'm so sorry about that. There's nothing to be
worried about. I just take a lot of pride in
my job.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I want to get you staid, like, come out of
the walls, but you're going to be in my walls.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh, I'm not gonna be I'm already here.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
You're you're in my wall right now.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yes, I mean I'm in your wall and I'm waiting
and I'm going to take them out one by one.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I you're in my walls and I don't want you there.
You sound like Jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I don't like that, and you're talking about eradicating. I
just want you out, dude. I'm gonna the cops.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You're correct, he didn't pay for that. This is a
service that I do for free because I like it.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
What the I don't know what that means that I
don't like that you're in my walls. I want you
out now, dude. I'm about to call call the cops.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Now, well, I mean before you do that. This is
actually Jebel from The Jebel Show doing a phone brank
on you and your wife set you up.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
It's a joke.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
She said that you guys hired an exterminator to and
she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Oh my god, don't. I'm so mad right now that
I want I want to laugh, but I'm so mad.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I I now now now maybe to laugh about it,
but Man, I'm just so relieved that some weirdos not
rummings around near my tight wake

Speaker 1 (04:22):
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