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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, come out with your hands up, and I want
to see those sandwiches in the sky. Hello, I said,
come out right now. Let me see those hands, and
one of them better be holding some ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Here, do I logan? That's your name right?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yes? Well, my name is Pete Akins, your friendly neighborhood
grocery store security.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Guy, grocery.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Didn't think I find you? Huh? I didn't think I
find you? Did you?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Is there a particular reason.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I've been a grocery store detective for twenty years. This
isn't my first rodeo. Come out now.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'm not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
All right, Well, let me take you back to the
scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You
were at grocery.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Is that correct? Okay? Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I was, yep, And you went through the self checkout out,
didn't you? Yes?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I usually do yeh m hm.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You want to come clean now.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'm sorry, I really don't understand.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Dull some ice cream sandwiches, a whole box full.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I poured through all the footage that day and I
saw you sneak dad in your bag without scanning it.
Bring it outside right now, hands in the air. I
want to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This is do I sound like I'm not serious?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Well, look, I'm sorry. I accidentally missed one of the items.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice
cream sandwiches on that day?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Logan, Okay, Look, I mean look, I accidentally missed scanning
one of the ice cream sandwiches, but I didn't think
it was going to be this big deal that you
guys combed through all of the footage with some clearly
loser security.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's what I do every single night. I go through
all the footage from self check out with a fine
tooth comb, and.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I see clearly you take your job way too seriously. Look,
I'm sorry. I'll be happy to go and pay for
the icerem sandwiches. I It's not something that I have
a habit of doing. But look, come.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Out with your hands up right now.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ice cream sandwiches in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the
ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's it. Come out now, Hands up? What are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Hands up?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I'm outside of your house right now, parked out front
and mind right.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Why are you outside of my house?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Because I'm not You are not a police officer.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
No, you cannot be outside of my home. I am
not coming outside.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
No Pete Eacin's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm
taking you downtown.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not have
that kind of authority. You are not police, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You asked for it. We're coming in. Get the battering
ram ready. Boys, No, do not come into here.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
We do not actually have a battering ram. Okay, you
are not welcome to the house. If you come into
my house, I will be calling them.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
We're gonna break down that door and pull you out
of there and take you down so quick your head
will spin around all the way.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I will be calling the police if you come anywhere
near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest
me because I will be kicking your all.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Look, I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches. I'll take
care of it, but do not come near my home.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I will you up all right.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Then I'll let you know that this is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife set you.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Up so that doesn't happen. What It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Your wife wanted to set you op for a prank
because she said how you accidentally didn't scan some ice
cream sandwiches the other day and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, oh yeah, I mean it definitely, yeah, it just
definitely sounded like a joke. Oh my gosh, But I
really thought for a second that this guy was out
that in my house.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we say
mornings on the twenties,