What's happening with Trevor's goldfish?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hell, yeah,
I need I need access.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Oh you mean what what am I talking to?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh? Sorry, my name is Trevor, and I need access
to your apartment. I think you get the wrong number
of Trevor is Erica. Yeah, yeah, I need access to
your apartment. But I'm like kind of an emergency. So
I don't even know who you are. Trevor.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm sorry, I don't No, I don't think So what
do you mean you need access to my apartment?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
My name is Trevor and I live next door to you.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh, so why do you need to come to my apartment?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Because? Uh, I had a problem with Lord glitter Pants
and I'm pretty sure he's probably there. Now what what.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Are you talking about? You need access to who? Lord?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Lord glitter Pants? He So, okay, I guess I should
give you the full story.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yes you should.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Okay. So I live next door to you, and my
name is Trevor. Okay, and we haven't met before.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I've seen you, yeah, but I've never met you.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, okay. And so I was washing Lord glitter Pants
and then he slipped out of my hands. And so
I think he's there.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Now, who's Lord clear pant? What is that? What are
you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh? Lord, I'm sorry. Maybe I didn't explain it because
like I'm a little bit panicked, But like so, Lord,
glitter Pants is my goldfish and I was washing him
in the sink and then he slipped out of my hand.
He slipped out of my hands and went down the drain,
and so I'm pretty much thinking like that he probably
maybe popped up on your side in the in the sink.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
First of all, you cannot come to my apartment, and
that is like the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Okay,
you cannot. I haven't even said to you one word ever.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Are you home? You have? Because if you could just
look in the sink and see if you see him,
because like I figure, maybe he wanted to come back home.
But then like when I was washing him, like you know,
he went down there and then like popped up over there.
If you could check.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I'm not going to look at my sink. I'm not look.
I can't even do that any right now because I'm
not even home. Okay, this is so weird.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Watch the gullfige inter sink. Oh much weirdough?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So, uh, you're not home, so you can't check in
the sink. Is it possible if I could just like
go in there and then take a look.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
No, no, no, you can't come to my house. Absolutely
not no.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
But what if Lord Glitterpants has popped up on your side.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
I can guarantee you that if you drop your goldfish
down your sink, it's not going to appear on my sink.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well, I work like that, normally I would think that.
But lord, Lord glitter Pants is like a very smart goldfish,
and he's found his way home three times now because
this has happened before. Except oh my god, no, I'm
thinking that maybe he hopped up on your side.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I the thing is that I'm not even home. First
of all, No, I'm not gonna allow you to come
to my home. You can't, so you're gonna have to
get another fish.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I'm actually outside of your door right now. You can
hear me. I'm knocking on it.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, I'm not home. I told you.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Let me knock again.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm not home.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm wondering if Lord glitter Pants maybe we'll answer the door.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh my god, you're like the whole stubborn person that
I've ever met in my life. I never even said
hi to you, and now you're like, want to come
into my house? Like who drops a.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Goldfish down the sink? You idiot?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Like, no, hey, I'm not home.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
No hey, Erica, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your roommates
set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh my, it's a hater.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Why would she do that?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
She knows I'm so afraid of my neighbors.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, there's no uh that Trevor's not your neighbor, and
there's no cold fish maybe in your sink.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I will totally believe that she would do that too.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It's so bad.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone branks, we say
mornings on the twenties,

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