Detective Peter North Has Some Questions for Lucas

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame the twenties. Well, Hi, this
is Detective Peter North calling from the police department. I
was looking for Lucas blank.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is him. Wait, sorry you say police.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes, Detective Peter North from the police department. Think we
need to have a conversation.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Lucas. Uh, what is everyone? Okay? Yeah? Well I'm here?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Is everyone? Okay? Those are interesting words.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I think you know what I'm calling me, So I
don't know why you're calling.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, Lucas, I'm gonna say it right out of the
gate here. Lying to a police officer is a crime.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh, I'm aware, and I don't want to add.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Any more charges to what you know you already did.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
I'm sorry, I don't I'm not following. I didn't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, I've been following you ever since the other day,
and I couldn't believe how bold you were.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Sorry, this is the Lucas that you said that you're
trying to talk to you.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm not sure. Maybe there's two of us.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm gonna need to who needs to come down to
the department for questioning.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
About what? For what?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Well, the other day I was in a coffee shop
in my morning coffee, and I overheard your conversation. You
want to talk to me about.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
That my conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'll go ahead and i'll read off my notes here
because I wrote it down.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, sure, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I've just got to go get some poison and some
loves and then I'll kill them. And then you added,
I need to put them in a dumpster where there
are no cameras because I don't want to throw them
away at home.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh okay, all right, this is well few. Oh man,
you got under I.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Don't know why this is funny to you.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, you were hearing something and I can see how
you jumped conclusions.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
But you.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
So, I was talking to my girlfriend. Weeds at our house.
There's so much like everywhere there's just weed, weed, like
just to we have to get rip the plant, the
invasive thing that you want out of your.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Lawnch Lucas, Do you think that I was born yesterday.
I've been an officer in this precinct for twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
No don't, I don't. I don't think you're listening to me.
This is a misunderstand.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I will personally come down there myself to have this
conversation in person, so we can clear this up because
I respect the law.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But no one was murdered.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Okay, oh really, I think the Robinson's would disagree with that.
Someone was murdered three houses down from you same day
I heard that conversation.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Look, look, I promised I was.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I was talking about weeds. Was just yard works, all right,
I swear I was. I was talking about how much.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Regard you have for human life weeds.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Listen, please please don't. I will.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I will help in any way you need me with
this case, but.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I that will stay on there. This is my job.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I can't have officers coming in here, even if it's.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Not for well, where you're going, you'll have a new job.
I'm making license plates or something like that. Lucas, you
don't need this job anymore. I'm gonna have them put
you in handcuf I didn't drag you down here, and
then I'm gonna kiss you straight on the mouth.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
What did you hear say?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That's right. I'm gonna gets you down to the precinct,
suits you down on a chair, and I am just
gonna lay it on those sweet lips of yours.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Okay, I need your badge number today.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hey Lucas, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend set
you up.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my god, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
She said that she always gives you crop about talking
on your speakerphone in public, and you guys are having
a conversation about weeding the other day and wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh you messed with me good, I would stress. Oh man,
I actually thought I was gonna be dragged out of
the office and handcuffs for weeding.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Wake up every

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Morning with Jebile phone pranks.