Best Man Donk is calling to schedule his hook up with the Maid of Honor

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the new Hits one O six my one what.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yeah, what's up? It's Donk. Huh.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm sorry. Who is this Donk? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Uh yeah, you probably figured i'd be calling, so I
just figured i'd reach out, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I'm sorry, Do I know you? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah? Oh? Okay, So your friend Jasmine is getting married
to my bro.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh, you're gonna be like the like the main the
main check.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay, so I'm the maid of honor.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I couldn't think the name.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Like I knew that there was like a name for it,
but like, I'm the main guy for my bro. He's
marrying your friend. And I was just like, you know what,
I should probably call him Anta right now so we
could just kind of get everything out in the open,
you know.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, Yes, we should definitely do that. Are you is there?
Are you like somewhere? Are you putting on a voice
or something? I just don't understand. I'm so sorry. Is
that inappropriate?

Speaker 2 (01:30):
It is a putting on a voice?

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah? You just sound you just sounds like you're doing whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's my Adam's apple.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I got like a hell of big Adam's apple and
I think that's what makes my voice like so deep
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You know, but like it's like weird big, you know
what I mean, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
It makes it basically, it like means like I have
all the testosterone and stuff, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, fascinating Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
So so yeah, because like Doc was gonna call you
because like you know, when you're in a wedding with
someone and like you're in their wedding team, you know,
like you usually walk down with the other person and
stuff like that and like end up hanging out with
them or whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
So I was like, well, like a wedding party.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, there's gonna be a party after the wedding.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
No, no, the people that are whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Just yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
So Doc was like, hey, I'm just gonna call Amanda
and just be straight up and be like, well, we
should try to get everything out of the way beforehands
because there's gonna be plenty of sneak offs, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Sneak offs? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, Like you know, like there's a lot of stuff
going on and then me and you like go to
the bathroom or porta Potti or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
You know, get it in real quick.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
And then I'm sorry, what did you just say?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Well, like, you know, weddings is like costumary or whatever
for the best.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Dude, and then the like the main lady to.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Like, you know, I'm married.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, Okay, they're like you're saying you like want like
your husband to like be there too or whatever.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Oh my god, listen, are you seriously calling a married
maid of honor someone you've never met, never met to
make some weird attempt at us sleeping together?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Just roll it back, brother, Like you've probably seen pictures
of me right.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Oh my yes, you're probably holding a fish in every picture. Bro,
like this, If this is your vibe, I already know
exactly who you are.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Okay, I just this is so inappropriate. I don't know you.
You clearly don't know me. If you did, you know
how far out of line this is. I I see
you at this wedding.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I'm going to assure you that my husband is going
to be right next to me and if you talk
to me at all, he's going to kick your ass.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
So can you just leave me alone? What is going on?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay? Cool?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
So what time do you want me to pick you up.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Hey, Amanda, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your friend Jasmine
set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
You're what it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's a prank phone call. She listens to the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show. Oh and she said I heard
her if she wanted to.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I was literally texting my husband as what is going on?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks, we say
mornings on the twenties,