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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor
calling from cleaning. Uh is this Jason? Yeah, Hi Jason,
it's Trevor calling from cleaning. You know, we clean your
(00:26):
house every week.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Okay, Hi, Hi, how are you today, Trevor.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I'm not too bad, Thank you for asking. I mean,
it's been a stressful day here at work. But other
than that, you know, I'm doing pretty good. I have
some plans later to hop on PlayStation Live with some
friends of mine in a game for a while, you know,
and I think I'm gonna have probably some beef stroking
(00:57):
off for dinner or something like that. So all in all,
i'd say it's been a pretty good day, you know, except.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, I'm Trevor.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I'm happy that you're having a great day or stressful day,
and then you're just going to get better later.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
But I'm a little busy right now.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, my boss told me to call you.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, so when we were cleaning your house today, there
was like a little incident, and so they said I
should tell you about it.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, So so Trevor, tell me about the little.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Incident because I got things to do? So how little
of an incident was it?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Well? I think have you ever heard of a happy
accident before?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Are you talking about like massage pilot? What are you
talking about, Trevor?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Oh no, it's like where you know, something happens where
it's like an accident, but then it ends up to
be like a happy thing, like a happy accident. I
guess you could actually call it a accident. That would
be good too, if you combined the words I've never.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Heard me a favorite.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Can you tell me what what you're calling about? Because
I have a lot of to do. What do you
mean you had an accident in my house? What do
you mean a happy accident?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Can you? Can you tell me what happened?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah? Oh yeah, I saw. Yeah. They told me to
tell you about it because you might it might be
important for me.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Tell me about it. Just tell me about it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Anyway, So I was cleaning, you know, because I'm a
cleaner at your house.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay, what happened?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Okay? So I knocked over a vase? And then.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Which vase did you knock over?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Well, it's like a little vase, you know.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And which color is the little vase? And where was it?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Uh, well, okay. So it was in the living room
on a table by the TV. It's like a bluish.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Kind of color on the Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I had some headphones in and then I was kind
of like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Care about your headphone. So what happened to the vase?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Trevor, Oh, well, that's the happy accident a part, because.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like not a happy accident. What happened to the vase?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So I tipped it over, but it didn't break. There
was a bunch of dust in it, and so I
vacuumed all the dust uff.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, that wasn't dust. That wasn't dust, You idiot. Have
you ever seen an urn before? You vacuumed up my
kid's dead lizard ashes? Well, I gotta I gotta do
something about this. I gotta call your manager. Do you
have anything else to say to me? Well?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, that wasn't the main reason. My boss told me
I should call you.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What are you talking about? What do you mean that's
going for me? Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Because I wanted to replace the dust, which I guess
is you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You can't replace the dust. It was a living creature.
Now it's gone, and that was its ashes. We were
holding we were holding ceremonies for that listening.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Your house smells like cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Now my house smells like stick? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
So okay, I don't smoke, but to refill it, I
went to the store and I got a hell of cigarettes,
and so I was just burning cigarettes the whole time
while I was screaming.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Where are you from? What is wrong with you? What
is like? What are you?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
The real thing is one of them fell in the
couch and it burns the entire couch.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Up? Are you? Where are you? Are you in my house?
Right now? Are you there?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Are you there?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Where are you? Where are you? I want to see you.
I want to see you in person.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Hey, Jason, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone frank on you, and your wife said
you up?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh okay, all right. I was wondering.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I was wondering how someone Hey, yeah, you know, I
was imagining.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Going home with my house, my couch burning, My kids
are crying.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone franks, we say
mornings on the twenties,