You Paid for a Virtual Vacay

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hi, my name is Pete Deakins. I'm calling from dot com.
I was looking for Marco. I just wanted to get
a quick customer satisfaction survey from you of some of
the tours that you took in Italy.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh, yeah, this is Marco. Yeah. No, we're looking forward
to that. We're really excited about our trip.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Okay, let me look at maybe I've got my records
wrong here, because I'm calling to uh I just to
get to see if I could get a customer satisfaction
survey of the tours that you already took in Italy.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, our trip is coming up. We haven't taken it yet,
but I mean we're ignited, is it. I'm sorry, Well,
I've got.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Here that you you booked a tour at the Leaning
Tower of Pizza Pizza, Sorry it's not Pizza Peter's Basilica,
and the Duomo.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah I got those tours. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Were they good? Did you enjoy them?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm a little confused here because the way you keep saying.
I don't know if you heard any but we haven't
taken a vacation yet. Yeah you did? You did. No. No,
our vacation is not for another like month and a
half or so.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
No shows here. It was all booked and you took
the trip just a few days ago.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
We booked the trip a few days ago. Are you
hearing me?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, oh, you may be confused. Yeah, so, I don't
know if you read the fine print or not. But
we are a virtual vacation website. So when you were
clicking on the pictures, and that's the vacation. So I
just want to see if you had fun, if you
liked it, what your experience was.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Wait, wait, wait, I'm confused. You said when we clicked
it that one is the thing that I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yes, yeah, you spent four hours doing all kinds of
things in Italy the other day. So I just wanted
to see him, make sure it was fun for you.
If there's anything you would change about our virtual vacation system.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
He's saying that it's a virtual thing that we took it.
Hang on, I'm sorry, did you what do you mean
by virtual tour? What do you mean by that?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It's sort of like a vacation in your mind if
you think about it, so you can take a break
out of the daily grind and just spend a few
hours going around Italy.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Dude, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking
about about virtual This was I'm trying to go to Italy.
I didn't. I didn't. This is like a four hours. No,
I didn't. I did not go to Italy. Question for
you on line and I booked.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
So when you were looking at the pictures online of
the places that you went in Italy, did you not see.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm looking at the pictures of the places that I
want to go see in Italy.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Well you did see them.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I didn't see them. I saw them. I saw a
picture of them.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, so basically you were there.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, it's not I was. Basically I was there. I
went online to see what I want to do in
Italy with my girl. We're trying to plan a trip.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
And you went on a fabulous vacation.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
No you, I didn't take any vacation. You guys are
ripping me off, stealing my money.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well, we didn't really steal any money from you. You
gave it to us, and you did go to Italy.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I didn't go to Italy. Don't you know how vacations work?
Are you? Moron? Have you ever left your dumb little cubicle.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
No, but I go on vacations all the time through
my website. I just look on there and I look
at the pictures, and I'm there and then and then
I get back to work.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I want my four thousand dollars back right now.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Unfortunately, all vacations are non refundable. How about this, Marco,
Maybe I can make this better for you. What if
we offer you a trip to Spain this afternoon for
two hundred fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, I don't want to click on a bunch of
dumb pictures of Spain on my computer for two hundred
dollars as well. Dude, you know what do you this
whole website? Give me my four thousand dollars. Now you're
laughing at me. What do you want now? You think
it is funny because it work hard for the money
and you're trying to scam people. This is actually the money.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your girlfriend set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
What do you do you mean it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Your girlfriend said that you guys just booked a trip
to Italy and she wanted to mess with you. It's
a joke.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, so this is where is she? I don't understand
where's she at.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I have no idea. She just wanted me to do
a prank phone call on you.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
The prank. Yes, I'll tell you. Who's not going to
Italy Now that's my girlfriend. After that drank, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
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