Put the Guitar Down, Pete!

A broken TV, a delayed customer service call, and... a rogue guitar solo? What starts as a frustrated conversation quickly spirals into chaos when "Pete" takes multitasking to a whole new level. But is it really bad customer service—or something else entirely? This Jubal Phone Prank from The Jubal Show delivers unexpected laughs and a twist you won’t see coming. Tune in to hear how Miranda goes from furious to floored in seconds!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, yeah, Hi, this is Pete Akins. I'm calling from
I was looking for Miranda, who unfortunately had her TV
delivered and it was broken. So I'll call them the
schedule to pick up for it.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Okay, this is this is Miranda. What I want to
know is why the what is that?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
What's up? So? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What is that like? Guitar sound?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh, that's a guitar. Sorry about that. I'm working from home.
I'm working from home today, telecommutant. So okay, Well, getting
a little distracted with things around. Yep, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What put the guitar down?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Gotcha? Sorry about that. I realized I kind of tuned
out there. So what's the issue?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, the issue was is that it's been a.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Week and I show a little over a week and
I was told that someone would call me take care
of this problem with the TV that does not work.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
A week there. Yes, sir, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Sir, you put the guitar down or you're gonna end
up wearing the guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
This is not cute. It's not funny.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Sorry about that. Stay on task, Pete.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's what my Now it's now starting to become really clear.
Why it's taking you a week to call me.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh, well, I just got the news. I just got
the email today that I need to follow up. So
I don't know, you know, I don't know what's going
on with with our offices. I'm so sorry about that.
So what exactly was the issue again?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Well, the issue is the TV doesn't work, and.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
The issue V doesn't words.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Dude, tell me your name again. Tell me your name again.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
It's Pete.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Hell spell that for me, please, Pete? Okay, what's your
last name?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Sirs?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I need to speak to a supervisor.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I need to speak to somebody else, because if I
speak to you much longer, I'm going to start saying
some things that I don't want to stay on a
recorded line.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
You know, how does that Soundtie? I've been practicing, but
I just cannot seem to get this thing down. You
ever played practice guitar, play guitar or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
You wanted know how it sounds? It sounds like it
sounds like you're about to lose your job. So I
need you to get off this phone with me and
get me to somebody who has a lick of sense
and no guitar.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Okay, so listen, friend of mine, not my friend. I
need you to put the guitar down like I said,
and I need you tell me your name one more time.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I need to make sure I've got it, because, believe me,
your manager is going to know your name by the
end of today.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's geez.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
What is there any way I can make this better
with you?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Maybe if I sing yes, don't tell me no, you
can tell me your name and then you can stop
talking to me. Those are the two things.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
You can It's Pete Eakins.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Wait a minut it eh.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Pete, Pete Egan's Petikins, Petkins.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yes, that's your name?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, bro?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
What is your name is Peterkins?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yep? Guilty?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
No, No, nobody's name is Oh my, is this is
this for real? Is this a joke?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yes it is. This is actually Jubil from The Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband
set you up.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh he is the deadest man that has ever been dead.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
He said that you've got a broken TV and you've
been waiting for them to call you back and they
still haven't called to me want to mess with you?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Oh my god, oh my god, I can't believe. Oh
my god. Okay, thank god, because this guy's playing the guitar.
I'm like, what is actually happening right now? Like, oh
my god, I was so mad, wake up every morning
with jubile phone pranks,