The Gym Trainer With “The D” Plan

When Nicole answers a call from her new “trainer,” she has no idea what kind of workout he’s about to pitch. From bizarre fitness programs to one very questionable catchphrase, this phone prank spirals in the funniest way possible. Tune in to hear how long she lasts before realizing something is seriously off. Perfect for fans of hilarious prank calls, awkward comedy, and fitness fails.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hello, are you ready to get the deer or what?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I'm sorry what I said?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Are you ready to get the de or what? D? Yeah,
Nicole's up. My name is DONC and I'm calling from fitness.
How are you today?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm good and I'm sorry. Your name is what?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Well, my full name is Paul Donkler, but everybody just
calls me donk I'm sure you see me around here.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Oh okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
You've probably seen me a few times, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm sorry, Why are you calling all.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
So like we haven't met a fish yet, you know,
like Soup's excited to be giving you the D?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm sorry, stop saying that. What are you talking about?
What is the D?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh? You don't know what the D is? Well you're
about to find out, because like I'm going to be
giving you the D big time.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't even think you should be calling a workout
program the D. Like what the hell is that?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I've given so many people that come to this gym
the D and they've never.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh my god, stop saying the D. I don't know
what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, let's talk about like your fitness goals or whatever,
just so I can be read.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I want to talk my fitness goals to you. I
don't know who you are, I've never met you. I
want to work out with that.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, like said, I don't want to be read and correct.
You own something, but like we just met, you know,
like when I.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Called exactly being rude, you're calling me and talking about
the D. It sounds so gross.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well we're talking about I'm excited to give you the D.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh my god, do you hear yourself? Stop saying the D.
I don't want to hear about the D.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, but that's like my potented well Pottent Pending. Like
I don't know if you know much about patents and stuff,
you know, but like I've been doing some looking.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh, you argued, Well, like I was on CHOGPT the
other day and I was like, I want to pot
in my workout program. Like how do I do that?
So I gotta do some legal stuff. Say, I want
to say, Pottent Pending workout program specifically designed by donk
call to giving him the D and by the time
we're done, like all your finness goals are going to

(02:20):
be met, and you'll be like, no, rushing out and
everyth's happening.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No, this is not something I signed up for. The
D doesn't sound something like I he got me saying it,
saying it. No one told me that I was switching
trainers and I have something. I have an appointment tonight.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, you have an appointment this evening. And that's why
I wanted to get on the phone with you right
away and let you know that Brett, like I do,
what happened. He just came in and he like he laughed,
like he quit or whatever. But it doesn't really matter
because like he's kind of a chump anyway.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, it does matter. It does matter because I want
to work out with Bett. I don't want to work
out with you. I don't know who you are. And
this program you're talking about sounds crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Well, it's like this the D. The D can be
as hardcore as you want it to be.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You know, I do not want it to be hardcore.
I don't want to talk about this anymore. This is ridiculous.
I want to know what you're a manager.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I'm calling to see what your fitness goals are
because donc needs to know, like what program of I
to know anything.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't know who you are.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Are you looking for more of like a Panther pomp
or like a Viking steam or a little Cobrazo.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Those sounds crazy.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Those are some of my patented workout programs. So panther pomps.
The goal is to pump you up until you move
like a jungle cat, you know.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Like crazy talk. I don't want any of that. I
want to talk to Brett. I want to talk to
a manager.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's not like maybe you might be more fitted for
Donk's Cobra Sizzle program. That's where you're apps.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
You've got to be one more rep.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Cancel my membership. This is crazy. I did not silence
like this is insane.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I think Donk gets it, you know, because this happens
a lot almost.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, you do not get it. You are not listen
to me.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
You're is that like you're gonna find me attractive or whatever?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my god, no, there's.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
No way I'm going to find Hey, Nicole, this is
actually Doubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your boyfriend sets you up.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh my god, it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
God.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
He said that you just started training at the gym
and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh my god. I should have known if it was
a joke, because after you said the d oh my god,
wake up every morning with jubile phone branks