From Massage Chair to Mayhem: The Delivery Mix-Up You Have to Hear to Believe!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another double phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
Oh yeah this beer. We dropped them off already. I
just want to make sure you knew they went in
the backyard.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm so sorry. Who did you say is calling this bier?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
We don't drop drop them off in the backyard. Just
want to make sure you know that, you know, in
case you get home walk in the backyard knowing that.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Dropped one off in my backyard.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hey, the delivery today? Oh I didn't tell you what
I was calling from Data. Sorry, I'm calling from and
had delivery order today for for Sabrina.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Dropped them off before baby gates back there.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh, I am so sorry. I'm not sure if it's
the connection or what it could be, but can you
please repeat.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
That, because you know, I don't want you walking in
the backyard with then't being back down the outside the
greats and everything else like that without knowing the day.
So I just thought of call and let you know
they did that. We didn't drop them off, and they
they did. They had some chicken already and they's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, what did you have dropped off in my backyard?
And how did you get to my backyard. Let's take
this step by step.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Didn't want to even the front yard, you know what
I mean, like they run away, you get away, give
me a byybody or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Sorry, you're supposed to be delivering a massage chair. That's
the only thing that I have coming to me. So
what is getting out of where?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Invoice? I got here for four baby gators?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Did I hear you say gators? Baby gators?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Four baby gators? Yeah, four baby gators. You little guys.
But you know they got teeth and stuff like that.
So but back then they fed gave some chicken before
we left, so they won't put them get too hungry
of them.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
I always hold on here, hold on, Why are there
baby gators being delivered when I ordered a massage chair?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Who they say? Invoice says for baby gators. That's all
I know. You know, I just delivered. I delivered the
goods and uh you know I did have massage share
in the back of my truck. But I don't know
where that's going yet.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Excuse me, What in the actual are you talking about?
Who you're supposed to have My mother in law come
over today. We are having a family gathering.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
That's why you get the gators from a foot party
or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Absolutely not. There's a giant mistake here. I literally don't
know what you're talking about. You have the wrong home.
Tell me, please, how did that mistake happen? How did
we go from massage share which you said is in
the backyard.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
It is a massage share in the back of my truck,
but I don't know where.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
That I go. Want you to take that massage chair
back in the back, take it, take it from the truck,
put it in my backyard or front yard, whatever makes
you feel better, and take the baby gators back.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah. I probably won't leave it in the backyard because
I don't want a baby gates in the massage share
if that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But you know, sir, I don't understand you at all,
and I'm not sure if you don't understand me. But
you're going to go back. I don't know who that
orders baby gators, but you're gonna take the gators back
to that crazy Okay? You honestly you need to go back.
You need to get the baby gators out of there.

(03:18):
You do not understand there is a baby gate back there,
and those are not for the gators. Okay, that is
for my four year old son. All right, I have
my mother in law company so she could watch my
son first. You absolutely have to go back now, Okay,
freaking out.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
So what I'm hearing is you don't want the baby Gators.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I don't want the baby gators. You have to
We don't even need to be on the phone much longer.
You need to go back, trade the baby gators in.
Leave the baby gate safely, put the massage hair back there.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You know if put the ship label on and you
might be able to page and get them back into
Crate'd pretty only just let you.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Know that I might not be able to do anything
other than freaks us out. You're the one that's going
to be doing everything here. Okay. I don't know where
you are, but you're going back right now. Okay, I'm
freaking out. I have a meeting in about ten minutes. Here.
I'm not getting a call for my mother in law,
of all things, that has made a long damn journey
with her.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Hey, Sabrina, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up. Oh my god, he said that you ordered
a massage chair and are waiting for it to be delivered,
and wanted to mess with you somehow.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
So, oh my god, I was honestly trying to picture
the worst. I was picturing my mother in law having
her horrible wig repped off by four radigators.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Wake up every morning with jubal phone branks

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