The Gym Nightmare Phone Call That Won’t Stop

When Marie signs up for a new gym, she doesn’t expect five different “trainers” blowing up her phone about personal training and childcare. But things quickly spiral from annoying… to absolutely hilarious. It’s another Jubal Phone Prank on The Jubal Show, where one woman learns that customer service can go way too far. Listen now for the funniest fitness meltdown you’ll hear all week!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubal phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
it's a great day of fitness.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I was looking for our new member, Marie.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Uh yeah, it's me, Hey Marie. How you doing. This
is Pee Deakins.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
We haven't beneficial yet, but you just signed up for
the gym and I'm calling to talk to you about
maybe getting in some personal training with us.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Oh no, you know, I actually spoke to someone on
the phone before. I'm good. I don't need personal training,
but thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Gotcha? All right, Well, just want to check in. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, thanks, all right, bye bye.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Hello, Hey Marie, it's p Deakins again from the Fitness. Hi. Hi,
I know I just got off the phone with you,
but was just calling you back to ask you share
you don't want to get in on the training personal training?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh yeah, no, no, definitely no, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right, just get one more shot. Had a good
day be too. By bye.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yo. Hi, my name is Trevor and I'm calling from Fitness.
I was, thank god, looking for a new member, Marie,
just to talk to you for if you've benutes.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, what's name?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Hi Marie?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
My name is Trevor.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Hi, and I was just calling to see if you
would be interested in any personal training with OZ.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Are you serious?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
So I don't know if they take notes or whatever
in the gym, but you guys have called me times
already and I clearly said no, so thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Would you like to know about our childcare services and
the childcare department that we have at the gym as well? No,
I'm going to dropped away on my foot the other day.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Are you sure it wasn't on your head?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, it was right on my foot. But anyway, okay,
it sounds like you're not interested.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Now, thank you. Bye.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yes, hello, this is Tvidel.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm calling from Fitness and I was looking for a
new member Marine who would just signed up with us.
Just want to check in and see how things are
going at the new gym.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Is this Marie?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, yes, Hey, how you doing, Marie?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I was actually calling to see if you might be
interested in doing any personal training with us at the gym.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Oh I'm gonna go crazy.
I don't want any personal training because someone just write
it down and put it in the system or something.
Because this is like the fifth call that I've received.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You're saying you received a few phone calls about these.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, I received like four phone calls in a row.
Now I'm really starting to get angry.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Oh boy, I'm well, I'm so sorry about it. I
have a job, yes, okay, well, no personal training. I
got you, so sorry about this, and let's calling you
all the time. Just wanted to check in and see
if you were interested in hearing about the childcast services.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
We hear.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Oh my god, no, I don't want any childcare or
training Josh. Okay, I'm freaking out right now.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, okay, sorry about dahead.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Well I will let you go, and I promise to
make sure that this is noted in here not to
call you back about the personal training or the childcast services.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
All right, good, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
But by hello, Yeah, what's up? It's dark, I'm calling
from sadness. What's up?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I'm no, No, that's it. I don't don't, don't you
dare say it.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I was just calling to say that, like, can't wait
to meet you.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm a mun personal trainer and I just want to
call like schedule the days or whatever that you come in.
That's it.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm quitting. I'm quitting the Jim.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I have died.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I can't understand this, Like, Holy Mother of God, how
many people work there? What the hell is going on?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
He Maria.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your friend Allison set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Good.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
She said that you guys just signed up to the
gym together and they were bugging you about training and
she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh my god, I'm gonna killer, but I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, wake up every morning with Jubal phone branks