Mall Santa Gone Rogue?! Parents Panic During This Holiday Phone Prank

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Yo,
these parents complaining is like I need to know what
to do? What?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm sorry? Who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh? My my badness? Poop?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm sorry you're who?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yo? Thisics poop?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Did you say poop?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
No? I'm not poop poop puw okay, but my mom
calls me Clarence, but you don't call me poop. I'm
the Moss Sansa today and like I don't know what
to do because these parents are while now right now,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm uh, Dave is the Santa.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, y'all know Dave right, y'all know Dave right?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah? Day working today?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, Day's my homeboy. And he was sick today, so
he called. He told me that, like he didn't want
to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he
don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can
you cover my shift at the mall and be the
Mossansa today? And I was like, yeah, I can't. Like
I'm not doing so you know what I mean? Like
I said, I've been here for like thirty minutes, but
already the parents are complaining. And this one family like
I was like I didn't know what to do because

(01:05):
like they wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know,
because like SAYTA holds babies, and you know, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Sorry about all any changes to the situation too've gone
through me that we can't just have another random person
come in for Dave.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
You know, so good, it's all good, it's all good.
It's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're telling me is it's not good and that you're
already there.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you
know what I mean. But like they handed this baby
to me and I was like, damn, your baby smells
like you know, my god, And then they got they
started getting all mad or whatever. But I was like, yo,
I'm not holding that baby. You gotta hold that baby yourself,
because that baby smells like literally like.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You custom for the parents you're a parent of a baby.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, I mean, I cuz I just told the baby
smells like because I guess it, did, you know, I
don't know, But I just need to know how to
deal with these parents because like this other parents came up,
you know, and their kid was like asking for a
bunch of stuff, and I was like, yo, you need
to slow your roll, little man, because like you ain't
gonna get that much for Christmas, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh, like, are you what? I'm at a loss for
words right now, Like I don't know who you are
and why you're an answer right now, but it's definitely
and corporate is going to absolutely lose their minds right now,
and I'm gonna like I'm gonna gets fire.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,
I don't even know what that meant. But they came
by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,
I stepped behind the thing, like I got the else
out there doing their thing right now, like trying to
keep them entertained because like these people were mad man.
All of them was lined up, So I stepped back
here to call you. But like somebody from the corporate
whatever came by and I told them to like wait
their turn because I got babies, and.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Like, oh my god, you do corporate. Okay, none of
this is actually happening right now. I can't believe that
you're that.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And they're saying the corporate person whatever their name was,
they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way
I brought the hose.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
You brought the hose?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Well, I mean they are actual hoes, you know what
I'm saying. Like it's a couple. It's like a couple
of homegirls of mine. Butt Like I had them dress
up because like saying, you know, Sam's got who hoes,
you know, and so like they said that their outfice
were not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what
I mean. I was like, what you're talking about? Like
both of them got kids?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, okay, so I'm gonna need you to pack up
your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Santa
for the day. Like this is not actually it's all good,
Like I'm trying you know that you can be there
with girls and skimpy outfits. I'm sure that that Bob
is going to call me immediately as soon as you.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Like I cleared it. I cleared it, like like.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
I'm my house arrest.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
They let me out of house arrest so I could
do this today, you know what I mean? Like, so
I'm good all day?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
God are you hey?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Eileen? This is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing
a phone break on you. Okay, it's not real. Your
boss wanted to break you because he said, you handle
them all Census and it's always stressful this time of year.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'm literally crying, I know, like I thought that corporate
was down there, that this guy had girls in outfits
and calling him home.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Like he's like, what was his name, Poop or something like, okay,
poop them all? Cancer was the ho Ho Ho just
showed up and told people they had babies.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties,

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