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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time Cheter. Only on the.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Gable Show, Jeremy is on the phone today for to
catch Cheeter. He's been married to his wife Sarah for
four years, but now he thinks that something might be
going on, so we'll see if we can help him out. Jeremy, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way. But
what's up?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Man?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Why do you think that Sarah cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I love my wife. She's things have usually been really great.
We've been, like you said, married four years and have
a beautiful little daughter four, Emma. You know, after she
was born, you know, Sarah was my wife. Sorry, she
decided that that she was going to do the whole
(00:40):
stay home thing, well, you know, at least until Emma
was in school. And you know, kind of works out
for me in a way. I work really long days.
It's great, except that I do miss out on a
lot being at work. And you know that's kind of
the reason why I emailed you guys. Something is going on,
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and I'm really I'm nervous about it.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Sarah? She can never really get a break with them
until I get home, and so I recently I was
I was happy to learn that, you know, Sarah, she
found someone at She's been going to these like play zones,
you know, I'm sure you're familiar with those h for kids,
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you know, so that Emma could have someone else to
have a play date with. I thought it was great
because then that way Sarah could also hopefully, you know,
she could have some her time, you know, while I
was running around like like a crazy little job and
making friends, and I thought it would be really nice
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for both of them. She'd take em over to this
this kid's house and then and leave for a bit,
or at least that's what I thought would happen. But
then I found out that Sara, Sarah's been staying the
whole time, which you know, it started just as a
few hours, but then as time went on, Sarah wouldn't
(02:16):
get home with Emma until after I got home, which
kind of for me, like was a bit of a
mind trip. It wasn't a big deal to me until
Emma started talking about the other day. She mentioned uncle
Andy and Uncle Andy, is this this other kid her playdates? Dad?
Obviously that was a surprise to me because Sarah had
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never mentioned that the playdates that the other kid's parent.
I just maybe it's you know, wrong of me to assume,
but I just assumed it was another woman, and she
never said that it was a guy. And as I mentioned,
she's been getting home later and later. We kind of
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miss each other because of work. And then when they
get home, and you know, they've even had play dates
at our place and he's always gone by the time
I get here, and it just feels a little suspect.
I really trust my wife.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
You're not super comfy with your wife hanging out with
the single daddy.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
I get it, the single daddy.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And also, you know, she likes to have an afternoon
glass or two sometimes, And I.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Was going to say, I mean, there's really a good
chance that she just needs some adult time too, So
like while the kids are playing, she's able to have
an adult conversation and Uncle Andy really is just the
homie and they get to have a couple of glasses.
And maybe that's why she's later. But the fact that
you said that he stays at your house and then
leaves before you get home is a little stress.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, this has been going on for weeks now, where
she'd come home and you know, sometimes I come home
and I'd smell the wine on her, and I mean,
I love you know, she's so much fun. I'm very
work focused and she's like the life of the party always.
I will leave the party to go home and finish work. Right,
(04:07):
may be lame, but it's just, you know, opposite tracked.
And I also know that like when she is drinking,
she can get a little frisky sometimes.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Sorry, man, it sucks that you're going through it, but
we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Will do the usual, Well, you already told us ab
a grocery store. You guys are Awards card members at
So we'll play a song come Back, and then call
and pretend to be from the grocery store and say
that every single month we choose one lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers delivered to anybody that they want
from our Florida department. We'll see if she sends those
your way or to somebody else. Okay, yeah, thanks, all right,
(04:43):
we'll play a song come back, get your to catch
theater next. Right in the middle of to Catch a
Teater if you're just joining us, Jeremy is on the phone.
He's been with his wife for four years and now
he thinks that she might be messing around. So we're
about to call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store that she's a Rewards card member, and say
that every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member
who gets free flowers from our brand new and improved
(05:03):
flooral apartment deliver to anybody that they want. We'll see
if she sends those to Jeremy, your husband, or to
somebody else. But before we do that, Jeremy, why don't
you break it down again one more time? Why do
you think she's cheating?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I just I work a lot, and she's been having
these playdates with a friend's kid, and the friend's kid
has the other kid has a dad Andy or uncle Andy,
as my daughter has been calling him, and my wife
enjoys drinking, and they've been hanging out a lot more
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and more lately. And I'm wondering if I've never met
this guy because something is going on.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All right, man, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:47):
I mean I'm nervous, but.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Rather another two Yeah, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm going to don her front of her right now. Hello, Hi,
this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for a
Rewards Card member named Sarah.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's her.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Hi, Sarah, how are you?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Please?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Don't hang up? This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with good news. Congratulations, you're this month's
big winner.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I thank you. I guess what did I win?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh? Maybe you're not aware. Every single month we choose
one Rewards Card member to select that gets free flowers
delivered from our new and improved floral Department. You've won
thirty six long stin red roses, box candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States absolutely free.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, absolutely no problem. Here's how it works. It's very simple.
You'll get email confirmation on everything. I can take the
information in just a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Uh know, I can now, great, The information don't need
to give from you.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
First will be the first and last name of the person,
and then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then we'll get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, can you just put for Andy Andy?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay, last name on that. Okay, got that down, And
is there anything you'd like to put on a card
to Andy.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Yes, can you put for all the Rose ceremonies you
missed out on?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Were also Rose ceremonies you missed out on?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Great, I would get the address, but I can't do
that because this is actually a radio show. This is
the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jewbell. We do
a segment on the show. It's called to catch a cheater?
And what that is? If you think you're significant other,
I'm messing around. You See they send flowers to and Sarah.
Your husband Jeremy is actually on the phone.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Wait, what, What's what's going on?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm very confused you you're laughing about this, the fact
that you're sending flowers to Andy, this guy who I've
never met. What's going.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I am laughing?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Why why are you sending him flowers?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Well? Because I am just I am in love. What No,
I'm going to run away and okay that's the plan.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Are you seriously heard joking?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I don't know what she's doing.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
What is going on? Baby to a bonded with in
a way that you and I cannot.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Okay, I don't understand. What's why is this funny, Sarah?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, Like, is this like a way of trying to
get back at me because I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Never home this sarcasm.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm sorry that I can't always be around like this
Andy guy. But you know, I don't know whatever's going
on with you and him, but like we obviously we
can work through this.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I think now it's the time to explain to your
husband what's up. He's pretty worried.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Okay, maybe what is going on? Thank you for everything
just said. That's so sweet.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Man. If I had known that, all it would have
taken was you thinking that I'm cheating on you for
you to change. Man, I would have done this a
lot earlier. Oh my god, Hey, I love you. Everything's okay.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I have been hanging over too.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I'm so confused.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Andy is super gay. You and I have become one
very good friends.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
So we met when I was taking Emma to the
play zone, and we talked about how we love the cheesy,
you know, romance competition shows like Love Is Blind and
The Bachelor and everything, and so we made plans to
have the kids get together and while they're playing, we're
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watching The Bachelor and drinking wine and having a fantastic time.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I just thought
it would sound weird that I was hanging out with
a guy all day. I didn't I didn't think I
needed to say anything, and I'm sorry. I know you
can be a little bit jealous sometimes. I promise you,
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though I swear on everything nothing is going on. He's
become my playdates. This is really for me more than
it is for Emma's. He's a very good friend. I promised,
very gay.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
So is that the funny part, Sarah? Is that why
this was so funny in the beginning.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's funny because he's he is gay, but also because
I think it's funny that the whole roast ceremony comment
on the card could be misconstrued.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
And really, I'm just about the Bachelor because his biggest
dream is to be on the Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
My god, I should not have like blown this up
on the on the radio. I should have just like
talked to you about it. I know you wouldn't cheat
on me. I'm I'm a little embarrassed, and I'm sorry that,
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but I'm I did this to you, and then I'm
not home as much as I wish I could be, and.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
No, I just do it for you, for the two
of you, and I want to find some some way
to make it work. I'm not going to watch The
Bachelor with you, and and.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
You should have him work for dinner and then I
can meet him and I'll leave work early and we'll
have a nice dinner and I can and I can feel,
I can see why you're doing what you're doing. I
get I don't know. I love you, I'm confused. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
What a relief, though, baby.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
I love you so much, and I know Andy is
excited to meet you. He's already seen pictures.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
To be honest, I'm worried that that you'll leave me
for him, not me leaving the jubile shows to catch
a cheater.