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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Jamie is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years
named Nick might be messing around, So see if we can.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Help her out.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jamie, sorry, you have to come on the show this way,
but what's going on? Why do you think Nick might
be cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
WHOA, I think she might be cheating because we'll let.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Me give you some backstory. Like we're really into like.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Halloween stuff, okay, and.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's wild, like our apartment literally looks like someone was
murdered in it.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay, cool, Like he really.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
He really went like all for it with the decoration.
But the thing is, like lately things have been a
little strange, Like I saw a receipt for a haunted
house attraction, but like we didn't go together, and like
we always go together, okay, not something he does with
(01:01):
his friends, like that's our thing. And then I saw
that there were like drops of blood on a couple
of shirts and they smelled like like a fog machine.
So I don't know if he just went to like
one haunted house without me. It seems like he's doing
(01:23):
this like on the regular, and I found like a
couple of like long hairs on them. I also noticed
like some bruises on his body. Girl, what he said
he was just being clumsy at work.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, guy's getting body checking. Blood dripped on him.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, Like when I asked him about it, like he
just said he was doing halloween stuff, And I'm like, okay,
is that like code for BSM with other people? Like
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Okay, that's kind of mean.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
While it's a vague response, it sounds like it's also
accurate because halloween ish theme things, okay.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Right, But the point is like it's us, Like that's
the thing that we do together. So like who else
is he doing it's halloween things with? And then I've
been trying to like do stuff with him, but he'll
say like he can't tonight or it have to be
like after dark. And then I like overheard him like
(02:29):
talking to someone else and giving like the same excuses,
and it's like why why is he talking to someone
else the way he's talking to me?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, Okay, I don't like that, and I don't like
long hair. What color is your hair?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
My hair is like a dirty wand Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What hair was the color that you found?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Like dark brown?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I'm like a little afraid to like confront him because
I don't know if it's going to backfire somehow such
a figure it would be better we could you could
help me like figure it out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, definitely, we can do that.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
You already told us what grocery store he is a
rewards card member as, so in a second, will play
a song come Back, and then call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, well play a song
come Back and get your to catch teeter next. Right
(03:29):
in the middle of to Catch a Cheater And if
you're just joining us, Jamie is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend Nick of three years might
be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single
month we choose one rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to his girlfriend Jamie or to somebody else.
And Jamie before we make our phone call, why did
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you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
My boyfriend and I are willy into Halloween and I'm
just really suspicious he might be cheating because I found
a receipt for like a haunted house attraction, and I
think he might be going to haunted houses with other girls, which.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Would not be very awesome. Yeah, because you found like
a hair on him and stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, it's like I was in a horror movie or something.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Okay, Well, the.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Long hair that's not your color on your man's clothes
is usually a flag.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Like, where else would it come from?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Exactly? All right?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
How's ready?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
With all?
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It would be?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Okay? Here we go.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Hey, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
a rewards card member named Nick.
Speaker 6 (04:45):
Yeah, this is Nick.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Hi, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling with some great news.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yours Today's lucky winner, right, Hey, what does that mean?
Maybe you don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to say thank you very much for being a
loyal customer. You've just won thirty six long sim red roses,
a box candy or chocolate, and a car to be
delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, so thank you very much, like I said.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And it's all free. And here's how it works. If
you know who you want to send them to. I
can just take the information over the phone.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
No, I have someone I want I want to send
them to my mind.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Great, okay, Well then I will just need to get
the first and last name of the person, and then
if you want to put anything on a card, and
then I'll get the address.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
First name Annie, last name Annie. Okay, Annie, you should
have the card read thank you for making this Halloween awesome.
I look forward every night.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Every night, every night on halloweena one night just kidding. Yeah,
I can do that for you, and then I would
get the address, except I don't need it because this
is actually a radio show.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's the Jewbel Show. My name is Jewbel. Yeah, Hi,
I'm Nina Hioria.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
And we do a segment on a show called to
Catch a cheater. Where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers to,
and your girlfriend Jamie is on the phone and heard
that whole thing.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
No, I swear it's not just sounds crazy that I'm
swear I'm not cheating. Wait, Jimmie, I don't know why
you think I'm cheating.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Who is Annie? Who is she? And why are you
taking her to haunted houses?
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I mean, Jamie, I'm not taking anyone to haunted houses.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
I don't know why her hair on you.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I don't don't even know what you're talking about, Like
it could have been anybody's hair, Like it just happened.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Like a fog machine every night.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
And why did you say in your card that thank
you for making the Haunted House is awesome or whatever?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Every night?
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I oh that this looks really bad. But she's someone
who runs the Haunted House that I've been planning on
going to, and we had a plan to scare the
absolute hell out of you. Ay, I know for me,
I know, really sorry, I promise you this is not
and I know it sounds like it is what it is,
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but this is not what it is. So I know
how much you love being scared, and I know how
much you are impossible to actually be scared, So working
with her, I'm coming up with a big plan. When
I take you to the haunted house, I was going
to sneak away, act like I got lost, and then
dress up real quick and be the chain the chainsaw guy,
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because I know how much you hate the change, and
I thought i'd be actually able to finally scare you.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
But this doesn't make sense though, because why are you
coming home with blood on a shirt when you're planning
this out? Like, are you acting it out every single
night to prepare You don't need to do that to
run around crazy with the chainsaw.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yeah, that's actually what we're doing.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Okay, so you're doing full blown dress rehearsals to scare
your girlfriend at a haunted house with the boss of
the haunted house that you don't work.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yes, okay, Okay, this sounds like you're a lying, Like
that's really elaborate, Like I don't see how that could
possibly be true.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
No, it's just you always run at the aim when
we run into the chainsaw guys. I just thought I
just thought it would be perfect if I was the
chainsaw guy. So the plan was I would just disappear
through one of those little exit points, run to the
end of the haunted house, get into the costume, have
the chainsaw, and then as you're looking for me, which
I think you'll already be stood because I was going
to be with you, I'll be right there at the
(08:33):
chain saw. God really did look the laptop. It was
a whole elaborate plan I had, And I know it
sounds so bad, and I'm so sorry, but I promise
you that's what this was.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I mean, I believe he's got the plan, but everything
else doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry not to
be an instigator, but does.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It to you?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
I mean, I don't understand why you would get her flower.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
So it's just because she's really helping me out so
much with scaring you, and it's kind of like making
my dream come through. I've been able to scare you,
and it's cost me five hundred dollars by the way,
I had to pay.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Your Okay, Well, now there's a lot of details where
it seems legit to me.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
I mean I still have questions, but you know what,
You'll get a chance to meet this Annie girl at
the place, so you'll know for sure.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I guess that's true. Well, you're definitely going to have
to take me now.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Yeah, I want to come up with even more of
elaborate plan, but I prob with you.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
I want.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The plans so busted five hundred dollars later.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Yeah, I want to meet Annie, and if I find
out that you're lying, then I'm going to be the
chainsaw guy.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That's scary, all right, Well, Jamie, for what is worth?
I think I think he's being legit. I hope he's
being legit.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Well we'll found out. Trust me, I do not want
you to be the change that
Speaker 2 (09:53):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater