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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't remember my car being stolen.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Apparently he got stolen twenty twenty four, and so I
freaked out and I was like, oh my gosh, it
was my memory.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Then I call my mom and I was like, Mom,
I don't remember my.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Car being stolen. She goes, did your car get stolen?
I was like no, But in twenty twenty four, like,
I got a message.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm gonna call at four o'clock in the morning from
you being like I would be less concerned about your
memory for everyone like, what is my daughter on? Yeah,
that happened last week when we checked in with the
Jewbeil Show. Did somebody else's car not get stolen but
they remembered it got stolen one time? Was that a
dream or something else happened? You'll find out when we
check in with the show right after this. It's the
Jebel Show is.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Back again.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Your heart is true, You're ellan down ready in everyone
just a little.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has they're
wacky cash of characters, and the Jewbel Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And then of course there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives
next door and pops by every once in a while
to ask you for raccoon? trAshley Olsen can sort our
recycling alphabetically for his mindfulness vlog our.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Social media producer Gabby Heay.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And then the newest member of our show, The Hip Divorce,
who loves baseball as much as he loves his college
Ade's daughter, I'm a producer Free And then there's me.
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's
the time a week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week? Cause i'ven't called.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Many things in my life, some good, some bad, yikes,
But most recently, I've been called something that I never expected.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
At this point in my life. So I was in
the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Here at work, and one of the sales guys came
up to me and I had had one of my
friends come in and she brought her sons and I
gave them the tour of the station, and like this
is radio.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And so he catches up with me in the.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Kitchen and he's like, so, how are your grandkids grandkids?
I was like, did you say grandkids?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Man?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Which salesperson is that?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
He's got to be the worst salesperson ever. You should
know never to say that to any woman, even if.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She's ninety five.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
For some little kids went there.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Don't assume those are grandkids.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Someone says his accounts are really yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
He starts a backpedal, back pedal, and he's like, I mean,
I mean, And I'm like, uh huh, how are you
going to come back from this? Because I'm pretty sure
I don't look like a grandma, and if I do,
I need some youth sreum quick.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It was so bad. Thanks for the update, Grannie. I'm
here for your grandma checking it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
In ridiculous, Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I'm trying to figure out whet my brother's for Christmas? Okay,
and I have no idea what to get them at all.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
None.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I last year I got my older brother like a
jacket that he really liked, and I got my younger
brother's clean.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's a nice jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't want my younger brother. To be honest, you
gift cards, yeah, but that doesn't go perse kind of
things your brothers like.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
My older brother is a teacher and apparently he also
coaches like tennis, which, mind you, he's never played tennis
in his life.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Cracking crayons, well, yeah, teachers always need crayons, that's true.
Or a ruler, but he is a cool ruler's dangerous
laser pointer.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wow, a laser pointer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, I think I would like the laser pointer the
most out of all of those yikes.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, if you have any good gift ideas for a brother,
text him in at four one O six one and
maybe Victoria can have an idea.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
For what brother? Please once twenty four one's twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
My brother sneakers. That's always a good goat too. Oh
that's a lot, okay, tried.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh look it's our social media producer, Gabby stopping by.
Gabby was up with you this week?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I cried about my dog again. I mean was pregnant,
so I cry pretty easily. But I started thinking about
his life span.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
By normal time.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Definitely think about your It was a dagger.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
And then my husband was like, well, why are you crying,
I told him, and then he got sad because our
dogs are a little buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And then he started researching.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
How we can lengthen our dog's lifespan. Apparently like brushing
your dog's teeth is a big thing. Okay, so now
my husband is training our dog to have his teeth brush.
The first attempt didn't go well, so now we're training.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You're still young, right, Yeah, he's only three clone you know,
they clone animals, that's.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
True, But I just I don't care if it looks
like him. I just want it to be his personality.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, I wouldn't wouldn't trust a clone pet anyway. Yeah right,
I can get at home and it starts heads of
rotating Spanish. Your dog you're supposed to bark on speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A producer freezes some of you this week. I am
still unpacking. So I'm unpacking and I will be spending time.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Looking for new restaurants to try out nice basically, like
I don't have any family there, so it's going to
be really just kind of a discovery of the town.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What's your favorite kind of food? Like, what do you
like to eat? Probably tie is really one of my favorites.
Tie in, Uh, Chinese Solid Solid, Well, what's up with YouTube? Well,
I'm hungry eat.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for jumping in you guys and offering
me a light or something.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Just he just started to like a week ago, and
he's like, I just you know, I don't know anybody,
and then everybody goes quiet, probably go out to eat somewhere.
It was like, cool, man, don't tell me, sweet, we're
out of here later, what's up with me this week?
Because I just wanted to give everybody a warning that
they probably need. If you're going to throw throwing knives
(05:49):
in your house is extreme caution, but just.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Don't do it at all. It's out to an option. Yeah,
it's not a good idea to do indoors in your house.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Producer phrases face looking at you because he's new to
your toys.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, Chinese star, just move. You just moved here, freeze.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
So if you got some throwing knives outside, use only
good areas where you can do it. You know. Well,
I was doing a painting and I mess up on
the painting, so I was like, this is the perfect
opportunity to throw some knives through it. And I didn't
think about the fact that they're sharp knives. They're throwing knives,
and the canvas is very thin. Also, was right next
(06:26):
to a window, but they went right through that and
stuck into the wall. So now I got to repair
the walls and almost it was like an inch away
from breaking the window, and I was like, that probably
was not a good idea. It was fun, so it
is fun to be prepared.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You're gonna have to do some repairs.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, this is a great psa flor knife throwing.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Really nice of the canvas though.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I did see the video and it sliced really.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Always on my TikTok if you want to go check
it out.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It was very.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Satisfying, pretty funny when he realizes after he's like, oh,
the window is right there.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Groups it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
I was looking for Chadwick.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, I go by Chad.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh, hello Chad. This is Juniper. Okay, you're coming over.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Juniper.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh uncle June.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yes, I'm sorry, I've heard of you.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Is uncle June.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, you're dating my niece Maggie.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
That's right, yes, and we are coming to your house
for thanksgiving them on board.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Though, Yes, I can't wait to have you for dinner.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, that's gonna be fun. Yes, we need to bring anything.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, I'll have everything ready to go here for you
and all of the guests. Cool.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, I got your phone number from Maggie because this
is the first Thanksgiving that you're spending with our family.
We're a fun bunch. We're a fun bunch.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yeah, she says, you guys are have a good time.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I just wanted to call and see as I get
my menu prepared to have you for dinner on Thanksgiving?
Is there any dietary restrictions that I need to be
paying attention?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Eat whatever. I'm watching you? What? Oh, I just said, great,
that sounds fantastic. What do you like to drink typically
during a Thanksgiving feast?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Okay, it's kind of sounded like you said you were
watching me.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, I didn't say that I was watching you. I
don't know where you heard that. Yeah, maybe it was
just a fall line you right now?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
What there you go in? You said, sound like you
said it again.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It sounded like I said.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
What It sounded like you said you were watching me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh, that would be an interesting thing to say, I
was just calling about having you for dinner on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
That's all right, right, all right?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
So yeah, look forward, no dietary.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What what's that?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Well you swear I saw Okay, it sounded a lot
like you said you were watching me.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I don't think I said anything of that sort. Maybe
I'm washing the dishes. Did I say that maybe I
could wash this?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
I didn't hear this.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Okay? Now you now you clearly said you you.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Can see me. I think I was.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
What's going on right there?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I was saying I can see to you, to Maggie
and whoever else you would like. Is there anybody else
you'd like to be seated next to?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
No, just me and just me and Maggie.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
We'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I can see you.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
There you go again. Look, you are clearly saying I'm
watching you, and I can see you that.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
She's super creepy.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Dude, you're giving me weird vibes. There's no way I
am coming over to your.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
House for Thanksgiving? All right, I'm talking to Maggie.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
We're gonna can't now, I'm sorry. Just forget it, don't
even worry about it.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well that was so funny, because this is actually Jewel
from the Jewbel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your your girlfriend Maggie set you up.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh man, I'm starting to wonder about her family. You know,
you got me wondering, like, am I do I even
need to be with this girl?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Her family is like, oh, she made up her uncle
June's house and going over there for Thanksgiving to messing
with you.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Wait, so we're not going to her uncle's house for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
No, Now she does and have an uncle Jim. You're
going somewhere else.
Speaker 11 (11:03):
Oh man, that wake.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Up every morning with jubile phone pranks. It's time for Nina.
What's trending?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
So, if you're trying to curb your appetite this holiday season,
especially on Thanksgiving when you're cramming and all the turkey,
if you want to try to eat just a little
bit less, there is one trick and it is one
color that will magically make you shed pounds according to science.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'll tell you what that color is and if.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
You need to hurry up and switch your plates so
you can feel good about yourself on things giving that
you're just supposed to eat. Like anyway, I'm trying to
make this sound cutter than it is. But I will
tell you what that color is in a second. But first,
stress is also a common theme around the holidays, and
there is a new thing you may have not thought
of that does help reduce stress. You don't have to
have a pet, but you can have a plant. Plant
(11:54):
petting is now the new way to reduce stress. Petting
your plant, heating your plant. You've put a plan sounds
like overly stressed mental breakdown. It's just sitting at home
petting your plant. I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's okay, buddy, It's okay, buddy. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It says doing this will calm you and as little
as ninety seconds.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wow, So pet your plants.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Some of the stuff I read every day, you guys
as wild and I can't know this.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
By myself, So now you do too.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
So back to the color to help you stop overeating
this holiday season. It's pink, but it's not just any pink.
It's got to be bubblegum pink, like tucto bismal pink.
That's the color that you keep around you, and it's
supposed to help suppress your appetite and keep you from
over snacking.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Why but Thanksgiving you're supposed to do that. I agree.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
But the color itself is called Baker Miller pink, Baker
Miller tight suppressing color, I guess, and appetite suppressing color lame.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah, and you think it's stomach.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That's probably what you're thinking about.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You're like, this looks like tepto, and I know if
I eat that other bike, it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, that's hard. Well, that's what's trying to do. First
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Speaker 3 (13:16):
Kyle is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted to buy Lindsay. So
in a few minutes we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Kyle, how long has
it been since you heard from Lindsay.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
It's been about it been about ten days. Okay, it's
been a little bit of time. Yeah, So I'm getting
a little nervous about it, but I'm really hoping I
can get some kind of answer, because it was great.
It felt like such a great first start, and I
really had like a great feeling about her. I think
(13:50):
I just think, le' be awesome. I get nervous on
some dates, and I feel like this was very low
key kind of hangout. I think a lot of people
get nervous on first day sometimes, so you know, we
we took it really just chill, and that was kind.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Of the vibe we agreed on.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
And I that's what I prefer for initial No, when
you meet someone, you know, no, there's no like you
don't have to feel it obligated to do anything or
say anything, essentially.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Just kind of like a as you come. And it
was good. We we basically.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
We we actually went to some food trucks and you know,
got food and we're just getting to know each other.
And as the afternoon went on, we actually ended up
kind of like stargazing a little bit in.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
The park because we just we just kept.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
Talking and like the sun was setting and I realized,
I'm like, oh, craft like three hours have gone by.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So it was nice.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
Yeah, yeah, and she just she just made me feel
very what's the word, very very grounded, I would say,
And I just felt like, she's just like someone I
could see myself like spending a lot of time with
where I'm like, oh yeah, you just doing a good
like partner kind of in crime kind of thing. So
that was awesome, and I honestly, I'm a little worried
(15:03):
that I said something dumb because I tend to just
kind of talk on and on and on when I
get nervous or I don't know really what to say
or do. But the good thing is we eventually went
back to my car and I was gonna drive her home.
Before we did, you know, there was a bit of
a vibe, you know, and in a good way. There
(15:24):
kind of was this chemistry, and we ended up making
out for a good like five ten minutes, and it
was it was really really nice, you know, it was
it was hot, it was really really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
But since then I have not heard from her.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
I've only sent her like couple messages, like maybe three
messages I think maybe like a like a thanks so much,
I had such a great time. And then like a
day or two later I sent her like a hey,
how's it going, And then still nothing, And then the
most recent.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Message was like yesterday.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
So it's been a little while, but the last ones
I sent her was just like a like a real
on Instagram. Okay, but yeah I said it to her
and still no answer. And if she's not feeling it,
that's that's fine, I guess, but I was. I'd be
a little let down, especially because I don't she doesn't
seem like the kind of person that would just like
totally drop off. Like she's active on Instagram still like
(16:15):
spokly follow each other and so.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
You are seeing her interact and do things socially, but
she hasn't texted Yeteah, she's.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Like posted on her story, you know. But I'm like,
I get the people will get busy, Like I understand,
like if I if I open up my phone after
like a long day of work, and like I have
like twenty text miousands for different people. It's overwhelming and
I don't want to answer them initially, you know, because
it steels daunting.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Let's go back to what you said, Kyle, because it
sounds like, you know, you were having a good time,
but what do you think you said that could potentially
be what threw her off?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And did it happen before or after the makeout?
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I mean, I guess I didn't. I think I said anything. Honestly,
I don't think I said anything inappropriate. I just think
that we're like offensive. I just think that, to be honest,
I think I could imagine myself like kind of rambling
on to a point where she's like, all right, this
guy's a little annoying, you.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Know, So did you let her get any words in?
Speaker 9 (17:10):
I tried. I tried to. I know it's not something
I'm great at, but I mean it's not for any
lack of liking her. I really like her, honestly. I'm
she might have felt a little like steamrolled by by
me in conversation.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Maybe Okay, we'll find out if you steamroll her just
a second.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Like not in the good way I saw.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Come back, and then call her and see if she
fellows why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another
date in your first day follow up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Okay, Okay, thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, place, I'll come back your first day follow up next.
If you're just joining us for today's first day follow up.
Kyle is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Lindsey.
So we're about to call her and ask her why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Kyle,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Oh jeez. I went on a really really great first
date little Lindsey, really low key. We discut food and
just really talked and got to know each other and
it was so easy and nice, and we went stargazing basically,
and I had a great time. We made out for
like five minutes straight.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It was awesome.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
And I have not heard from her since. So I'm
a little worried.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
And you think it might be because you maybe talked
too much steamrolled there?
Speaker 9 (18:25):
Yeah, I think I think it's. The technical term is
diarrhea of the mouse.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just I ramble. So I'm afraid.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
About that, but I don't know who knows.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 9 (18:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, that's all right. Out here here we go.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Hello, Hi, mansweak to Lindsay. Please, yes speaking, Hey Lindsay,
how are you? My name is Jewbill. I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called the jew Show. Hi, Lindsay,
whole shows here. I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Hi. Have you ever listened to the show before? It's familiar? Yeah,
I mean I think off and on.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Okay, sweet, Well, we do a segment on our show
it's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with somebody and then you
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh, okay, are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 12 (19:28):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Is this about Kyle? It's about Kyle? Yes, Oh, Kyle told.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Us about your date. He said he really liked you,
but he's confused. He says, it's been like ten days
and you haven't talked to him.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, it was it was a really it was a
really nice date. I mean, Kyle is is a real sweetheart.
Oh my gosh, I can't. I can't believe that I'm
talking about this on the radio. The date was was
really nice. Kyle's a really, really sweet guy. He really is.
So why are you ghosting him?
Speaker 11 (19:59):
Then?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well, I mean, it's not about him exactly. It's just
got to be honest.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
It was about the car snacks, Like the snacks.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
He has enough car You're not calling him back because
of car snacks?
Speaker 11 (20:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
No, I mean that sounds bad, you know, it's just
more of like we've made out, because there was some
chemistry there.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And when we were making out, I kept tasting sour
cream and onion chips. Oh, couldn't get past it. It
was like kissing the chips. It was It's just it
was a lot. It was a lot.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
It is kind of weird though, whenever you kiss somebody
and you taste anything, though, so but you didn't think that,
you know, if he had a mint or gum or
like you kind of next time you went to kiss him,
there's like some mouthwash or something like you can't get
past sour cream and onion.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Well, I mean I said to him at the time,
I said.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Hey, you know, do you want to I have.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Some gum in my first Do you want to have
some of it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I know, but and I said, and he said yeah, okay,
and he had some and it just didn't really help.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And I could still taste the chips.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Did he just get chips like or is that a
lingering thing and he just happens to taste like sour
creamin onion?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Or she would have known if you had have just
ate the chips.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
I mean, I guess I don't know. I mean it's
not the worst flavor, but you know, when you're kissing someone,
you don't really want to be tasting sour cream and onion.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Like.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I could think of worse things to taste like, but
it would be distracting, because I would be thinking about snacks.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Very distracting the whole time I'm kissing.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Okay, and that's the reason you're not calling him back
because of his sour creaman onion breadth.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Honestly, yeah, that's really the reason why.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Huh that's okay, Well, thank you for being honest.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I have to let you know now, lindsay that Kyle
is actually on the phone listening and he wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh my gosh, Okay, hi.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Kyle, Hi, Well, this is this is worse than I
could have even imagined it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
I don't know if they told you, but I was.
I was really worried that I had just you know,
talked and talked and talking to death and you were,
you know, annoyed with me or just over.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The whole thing. And and I never in my.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
Life imagined that it would have been that my breath
was bad. And I am so absolutely mortified. I am
so sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
She didn't say it was bad.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, she actually said it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
But just like you know, you can't hide too many
chips like that, then you do start get tired of them.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
It's it's it's it's it's my laze, you know, sour
creaman onion But those are like my like go to
I always have like a little like mini bag, like
in the car. I you know, when I go on
long drives and stuff, travel to see my parents. So
it's you know, sometimes I gotta throw some snacks on
the carpet.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm sorry, I really am.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
I should have thought about that, and I don't know
what the hell I was doing.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But did you eat sour creaman onion chips before the date?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
I did eat those before the date. I also just
generally usually carry a little.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Kind of back in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You know, you love sour cream and onion chips more
than anybody I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's like a binkie.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's not always sour cream. Sometimes
it's barbecue, sometimes it's ranch. You know, who's who's to say,
but I will say, you know what, I know, it's
a little strange. But if you ever you know, need
of a snack bunch, sugars low or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I'm your guy. I got you. He's a literal Lindsey.
What do you think about that? I guess it's is sure.
You know it's nice to have someone around who always
have snacks. I'll give you that. I'll give you that.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
I'm totally fine also being told my breath is bad.
You know, it helps me fix it. If if my
broth smells like sour cream or barbecue or cool ranch
or you know, any of those. Really, okay, we're one
of the other flavors. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Just tell me and I'll fix it. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
You're being told that, okay, lindsay, Well, would you like
to go on another date with Kyle?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
And you tell you have complete freedom to tell him
if he got flaming hot cheeto breath.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Well, I suppose yes, if I have that freedom, and
if you promise to avoid you know, maybe the tower
creaming onion next time.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I think that'd be nice.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
I just want you to know I'll be I'll be rushing,
I'll be mouth washing of washing. I got everything, I
got mentos, I got I got all the stuff, everything
I'll be ready.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I think that would be very fine, Kyle. I think
it'd be fine.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
And you know what, if you are going to bring
a snack, my favorite is goldfish.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Just so you know, you know.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
What you want, goldfish.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You got goldfish. I'm doing it all right. Congratulations Kyle,
you got another date.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Thank you guys so much, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, first d follow up, don't call me stupid?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I've worn dresses with higher iqes.
Speaker 13 (24:52):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Ape.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. So go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to utterly dismantle
Victoria's fragile empire of trivia knowledge and scattered the ashes
of her confidence across the winds of intellectual defeat.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh, you couldn't have just said if you want.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
To play against her, That's what I meant. No, if
you want to play, we'll play right after this. It's
the Jewbil Show. We'll go idiots in the dictionary, you know,
you'll find picture of me, No, the definition of the
word idiot, which you are. It's time for America's favorite
trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
hern Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia and let's
(25:41):
meet today.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's contestant for you vers Victoria. Shaughnessy. What's up?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Shaughnessy?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
How are you, dud? How wonderful? Thank you for asking?
What was that? What was that? I don't know. There
was like a little beeping sound. Kind of liked it.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It was it was like a nice like, not like
do you like harsh peeping either, It's kind of like
a fun like can.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You tell adhd. Al Right, we're gonna see Victoria out
of the studio and while she's leaving. Here's how the
game is played, Shaughnessey. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
I am?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Here we go, Shaughnessey. Your time starts now. How many
seasons of Game of Thrones aired? Eight? What side of
the brain deals with language?
Speaker 11 (26:38):
Right.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
What is the only US state that borders just one other?
What was the first Marvel movie ever made.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Captain America?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Which state was Martin Luther King Junior born in Philadelphia?
Which country does Forrest Cup travel to as part of
the All American Pink Team.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We'll bring Victoria.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I will bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled, shaughnessy, here's a question for you. Who
would win in a fist fight, mister Clean or Bronnie
the paper towel guy.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
And why I say Bronnie, Oh yeah, don't trash talk too.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, well, I guess they both cleaned stuff though, but
he's a lumberjack.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
Mister Clean be cleaned up the slate and just gonna
be wiping everything.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Is that your answer, Victoria? Do you think mister Clean
would win? Yeah? I was trying to do it like
in a trash shot kind of way, but that was
not trashy.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I think Bronnie. I think it'd be Bronnie the paper
tower guy too. Yeah, you take him anywhere. Mister Clean
just seems like a little too like Bronnie guy is
a lumberjack. Yeah, he's like mister clean's like too clean.
It looks like he's the kind of guy that like
is buff and worked out a lot, but never been
in any conversations life. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Right, he had that shiny little ear ring. I have muscles. Yeah,
don't touch me.
Speaker 14 (27:59):
Yeah, it looks like he can knock someone out in
the blink of an eye. Paper guys out there fighting bears,
you know, chopping down. All right, now that we got
that out of the way, feel better. Here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
meet Shaughnessy outright to win?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Okay, Victoria? Yes, all right, and Shaughnessy you can tell
Victoria win to go?
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Let go.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
How many seasons of Game of Thrones aired? Eight? What
side of the brain deals with language?
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Was it nine?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
What's yikes?
Speaker 9 (28:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Eye said? What is the only US state that borders
just one other? Huh? Uh uh? Second? Give me second,
give me a second. Wait, I'm thinking I'm thinking Hawaii.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Wait what what was the first Marble movie ever made?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh? No, Tony Sark, what's it?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Iron Man?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh? Yikes? I can I alright?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Hey, I'm excited to see what other state Hawaii border.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, me too, very interested. All right, let's send it.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yabby Victoria got too correct. Hey, Shawness got one.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Whoa, that's a victory for Victoria. Yeah, all right, let's
get the answer now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
There are eight seasons of Game of Thrones that aired.
The left side of the brain deals with language. Maine
is the only US state that borders just one other what.
The first Marvel movie ever made was Iron Man. Yeah,
it was the state that Martin Luther King Junior was
born in.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Is Georgia.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
The country that Forrest Gump travels to as part of
the All American Ping Pong team is China.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Dang, Gray got to those neat questions. Thanks shaughnessy, Thank
you very much for playing.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Thank you guys so much. Mate, what I apologize?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Are you looking at them so much?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Have a good one.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Good you just looked at Main. I looked at Main
and I did not It's really far and north. I
knew that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I knew that.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
As we're awful or I knew that I just made
exactly what was there?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
We play you versting story the same time every single
weekday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Remember if you want to play, just.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Hit us up at the Jewel Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's time say catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Mollie is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of five years
names James, might be messing around.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
So we'll see if we can help her out in
just a second. But first, Mollie, sorry, you're going through it?
What's up? Why do you think James is cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (30:30):
So that's something I've seen on the on the news.
And because we've been together for five years, and you know,
we have a really good relationship, like a really strong relationship.
It feels like we've known each other our entire life,
which means we don't let the other one get away
with anything, you know, And I don't keep James on
(30:52):
a leash, but I always tell him, hey, you know
their eyes everywhere you know? And know we say that
in a joking manner.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Right, I see exactly?
Speaker 10 (31:04):
And his friends liked me more than him. So you know,
I never had a problem with him wanding the streets
with his friends, and I really kind of wish I
had him on a leash now, you know. And anyway,
three days ago, I actually saw something on the news
that made me question, you know, not only James, but
like all of his friends as well, you know, the
people I trusted. They were out at a bar downtown
(31:26):
and apparently there was a robbery at a convenience store
next door. James and his friends were fine, but yeah, yeah,
because they were out in front when it happened. Jane
said that they were held up by cops wanting a
statement afterwards, you know, like they do when things like
this go on. Right, it was pretty late by the
time he got in, and he was fine.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
When he got in.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
He didn't seem shaken, he didn't seem concerned, but he was,
you know, drunk as hell. So when the uber dropped
him off, and I didn't know any of the details
of what happened, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Once the next day he.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
Said to him, and the friends were sitting out on
the patio and some guy went into the store, held
the owner at gunpoint, and they took the money and bounced,
you know, and James said he didn't see much because
the dude was quick, right. And later that day I
had the news on. I'm sorry, I was just a
little nervous. Later that day I had the news on,
(32:21):
and there's been quite a few robberies in the area,
you know, and one of the convenience store the night
before was mentioned. They played a clique from the store
interview the store owner about They talked to him about
what had happened, and in the back was James, but
he wasn't around his friends. There was a girl hanging
all over him.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
Right.
Speaker 10 (32:42):
I didn't know the girl, you know, but it looked
like she knew James quite well. It wasn't a long
interview on the news, but for me, I saw not
right and I was pissed about what I saw.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I couldn't even look at him.
Speaker 10 (32:56):
And I apparently can't trust the friends either, And I know,
I feel like I'm fireling and I don't know who
to trusts anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I mean, and I do.
Speaker 10 (33:05):
I can recognize this. I have a small habit of
jumping to conclusion, and if James is cheating on me,
I want to nail him.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I just threw the ground.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
I will have his manhood for ground.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Anybody would have the same reaction if they saw their
man on television with somebody else hanging all over them,
especially after he said he was with his boys.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
So I mean, you don't need to minimize your emotions
right now is the point.
Speaker 10 (33:33):
That's exactly what I'm saying, right, I mean, you feel me,
you would be, Yeah, that's what I'm trying to stay calm.
But I'm curious. I am like a raging lunatic inside.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Right now, what would the explanation about. Yeah, that's a
hard one to explain if she was like hanging all
over him, right.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
And you can't tell me this is just a drunk
lady at the gas station who all of a sudden
feels comfortable when it's around you to throw.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Her arms, you know.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
I'm like, where did you pick up this woman?
Speaker 9 (34:00):
And where are his friends?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Where are his friends? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
All right, Well you told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at, so well do the usual
play a song, comeback, and then call him and presend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards card member who
gets a free gift from us, free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
flowers see you or to somebody else.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
Okay, okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
All right, we'll get you to catch acheter next right
in the middle of to catch a cheater, and if
you're just joining us. Mollie is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of five years named James
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and presend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(34:45):
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend,
Molly or to somebody else. But before we do that, Molly,
why don't you break down your situation again for us
real quick?
Speaker 10 (34:53):
All right? So my husband called that with his friends
and on time. I always trust them to do that.
And then I he comes home drunk saying that there
was a robbery a nearby gas station, and when I
watched the news the next day, there's a girl hanging
all over him and his friends are nowhere in sight.
So I want to see if he's cheating on me, Like,
(35:15):
who is this girl?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (35:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Could it be just some scared drunk girl.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I don't know. Listen, I don't know if you guys
thought it seemed like they were things, you know. I
just I can't even imagine that this is just someone
he just met at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
What you saw for sure? Yeah? Okay, you ready for
us to call him? I'm ready? All right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Hello, Hi, this is.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Corribor calling for I was looking for our Rewards Card
member named James.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, this is James.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Hi, James, Please don't hang up.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. You're the month's winner.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
What what did I win?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer by giving you a gift. And this month it's
free flowers delivered from our new and improved full apartment.
You've just won thirty six long sin red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. Absolutely free. Cool, yeah, congratulations,
and thank you so much. And there is no purchase necessary.
(36:25):
I will not ask you for any credit card information,
nothing like that. What I would need from you first
would be the first and last name of the person
that you want to send flowers to, and then anything
that you might want to put on a card, and
then we'll get the address and that'll be it.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah, I mean you can send it to my address.
I guess her name is Molly.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Okay, And do you want to put anything on a card?
Just put I know you're still mad at me for
the other night. I'll make it up to you dinner
on me, not too much, No, not at all. But
I actually do need to let you know that this
is not the grocery store. It's actually a radio show.
It's called The Jebile Show, and my name is Jebel.
(37:07):
How are you okay?
Speaker 9 (37:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And we do a segment on our show it's called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your girlfriend Mollie is.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
On the phone. Oh Mollie, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Okay, what's going on? You think I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
How can I not after seeing what I saw?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
I don't understand where you're talking about. Where did you see?
I'm not I don't understand what this is.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
The news report you said you were here and what
you said you were at the gas station with the
guys when the robbery happened, right, and that you were
being interviewed. But the only interview I saw was with
you and a girl hanging all over you the entire time.
Speaker 12 (38:01):
Who is she?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
No, no, no, I'm not cheating any of it.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
No, I was.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I was.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
I was with the guys. That was exactly where I
said I was. We were at the bar next door
on the patio when that convenience store got robbed.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I told you all of that.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
So where were the guys during the interview? And who
was the girl hanging over your neck?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
That girl is her name is Nora, and that's Lou's
new girlfriend. So she all over you because okay, Lou
saw the guy that did the robbery, like he's he
(38:43):
like saw the guy go into the store. We're all
sitting on the patio. Lou showed up late. Lou showed
up with this girl. I guess this his new girlfriend.
And they were already hammered, and then you know, this
robbery took place and then like the police wanted to
interview everybody. So the police were like interview you wing
Wu because he saw the guy and this girl like
could not stand up straight and it's like hanging all
(39:05):
over me, like I'm like holding her up.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
So as soon as the cameras are rolling that Lou
is nowhere in sight, but this girl's on.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Top of you. That is so convenient that.
Speaker 9 (39:19):
She on top of me.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
As soon was like, yeah, Lou knows this. Look. When
Lou came back, honestly, like he kind of thought the
same thing you did. He was like why is this,
Like why is she like holding on to you? And
I'm like, bro, like she cannot stand up, like take
her and he was like he apologized to me, and
he was like okay, yeah, you know, I'm sorry, like
you know, I'll get her out of here. But like
he like came back and was like, what's going on.
I'm like, dude, like she can't stand up, man, you
(39:43):
gotta like take her out of here, like like could
not stand up drunk like they were drunk when they
got there. But then I don't know what happened, like
she got really drunk and then you know what, just
I'm gonna hang on, I'm gonna I'm gonna text you
right now what are you touching? No, I'm gonna tell you.
You have to see the screenshot of my conversation with
(40:06):
Lou later that night, Like he apologized and he's like, yeah,
she was like wasted. Just read it, like you should
have gotten.
Speaker 10 (40:15):
This time life, like I was just trying to let
me give me a second.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, Jesus is so legit. What does it say?
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Apparently that night she threw up all over his place,
can't hold her liquor. Yeah, okay, so but you've got it,
and you know, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
But you have to admit that this this looks terrible.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
And I mean, I mean I didn't know that I
was like that, I was on the new I don't
know how it looked. But like this is even like
a random girl. This is like you can talk to
Lou obviously, you see the textis Lou's girlfriend. Like I
was just trying to like help her out, like like
give her water, like she's hanging on me like like
and I'm like, hey, okay, like drink some water and
(41:03):
like she's just like I can't literally stand up. And
then Loul got back and is like, what's going on here?
And I'm like, bro, take your girl. Like she's like,
get her out of.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Here, Molly. Do you feel like this is legit?
Speaker 12 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (41:14):
I mean I'm looking at the text messages now and
it's pretty gross, like intense her protein skills were.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
I would never cheat on you, like I would never
cheat on you.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
And I'm sorry for you, know, like I said, because
of what I saw, but I'm sorry for accusing you.
And I'm just so glad I went to that show
the other day instead of sitting all your stuff on fire.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
I mean, you can, you can talk to him.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You should.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
You should come with us the next time we go out,
because like you like, obviously you can drink. All these
guys under the table.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Be doing you, guys. He's not cheating. Yay.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
Oh god, I'm so happy down now.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And he helped a drink.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
Oh you guys have no idea how the wreaking for me?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I'm glad you feel better, Thank you, thank you so much.
The Jewel shows it to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
It's time for what's trending well it's porch pirate season,
and so you're know what that means, hide your presence,
hide your packages, and you can't not everyone starts buying
and get those I don't know, and get some kind
of watchdog. But anyway, there is a list of things
that you're supposed to do to help you stay safe
when it comes to porch pirate season, and I will
tell you how to do just that in a second.
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But first, there's a new thing that's trending in the
thief world. So we kind of have a trend, and
in the thief world it's a term called jackpotting. So
this is how thieves are stealing money from ATMs. So
I guess it's been going on since twenty eighteen, but
it has really increased over the years, and it is
that time of year, so the FBI has been issuing
(43:06):
warnings to bank and anybody that's got ATMs to be
cautious of jackpotting. So what they believe it is, because
they don't fully know, is that it's some type of
program that's using malware to infect the ATM and compromise
its software so they can somehow get into it, have
it malfunction, and then you can.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Get all the cash.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I always wondered, not that I was gonna do anything
about that wonder, but I've always wondered, like how do
they do it?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
When I was in college, I lived in an apartment
above a wine store, and in the wine store they
had an ATM. And in the middle of the night
one night, I heard this crash and my bed started shaking.
Somebody drove their car into the wine store and tied
the a chain around.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
The ATM and pulled it out.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
So by the time I looked out my window, there
was this truck with an ATM in the back of
the flatbed driving away crazy.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
It was a crazy thing.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
They drove right into the store. I mean, so well,
I'm gonna do it, but there's so dumb, like, how
are you going to get into it? Once you did that,
I don't think that's done.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Sure, you can get into it if you have it
away from a play, like you probably blow the lock
open or something.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Hack saus Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
We should find out show outing.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Project.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
We don't advise stay safe this holiday season, even from
porch pirates.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
So it is crazy and sad to say that.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
While it is like the happiest time of year for
some people and magic of the holidays, it's also the
prime time to get scammed and have things stolen from you,
and so porch pirates are a big one. So they're
just saying these are all pretty like common sense things.
Track your package, use a video doorbell.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
But this one's new.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
It's a delivery box. Apparently it's a new thing that
you can get that's durable and permanent that sits on
your poor.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Neigh I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
I wanted to get one. They're dope, how do you
get in and out of it? So like it folds
up and it looks like a doormat. But then if
you have a package coming, you unfold it into a
like a lock box so they can leave in that.
That's really cool.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
So that is something that they're suggesting. I've never seen them.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Sure, my neighbors probably thought I was signing to rob
something from one time, because I know they have cameras,
but they have one of those and I.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Was like, what is that the Yeah, I was on
their porch checking it out. I was like, I probably
shouldn't be doing this. They probably think I'm trying to
rob them. Well you do have a truck. Yeah, but yeah,
the thing looks cool. I wanted to get one.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Well it's something to look into because they highly recommend it.
But that is what's trending.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Jubles dirty little secret. Hello, yeah, true, Hey you have
a dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (45:36):
Yes they do. Sweet So, my uh, my neighbor, my
newish neighbor thinks that her cat, Muffins ran away.
Speaker 9 (45:48):
But Muffins didn't run away.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Muffins is living with me. Now, you stole I mean,
I think stole is still is a really harsh word
for what happened.
Speaker 13 (46:02):
So So moved in I don't know, like six months
ago or so, and she's been a total be if
I do say so since she got here. She's like
like every little thing she's super cooky about and.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Like, oh, your trash cans like.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
On my side of the property, and like even one time,
like I watched her just shove my trash can over
and knocked it over because she didn't like where it was.
She's always like frowning when she's walking down the street.
But she's got this great indoor outdoor cat who always
wanders over to my yard.
Speaker 9 (46:34):
And loves some pets, some good belly rubs, and.
Speaker 13 (46:40):
Muffins really likes me. So I I have a door
open one day and Muffins wandered in.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
And I try it.
Speaker 9 (46:51):
Muffin, I mean, I like to think of it more
as saved.
Speaker 12 (46:56):
Muffins was really happy in my place.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
So I shut the door.
Speaker 9 (47:01):
And guess what.
Speaker 13 (47:02):
Muffins has not scratched, Muffins has not pawed at the door,
Muffins is not trying to get out or meowing.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Muffins is thrilled to be with me. So is mine now.
Speaker 12 (47:15):
And I honestly don't feel bad about this.
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Okay, I mean I feel a little bad. But what
are you gonna do when somebody finds Muffins in your house?
Say it's not Muffins, just found it.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Okay, Well, this woman is never coming over, so I
know that I think Muffins is pretty safe.
Speaker 13 (47:36):
And I think I'll probably just say, oh that that's
not Muffins.
Speaker 9 (47:38):
This is biscuits. I don't know, No, it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Biscuits.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Have a very happy life.
Speaker 9 (47:52):
Yeah, biscuits.
Speaker 12 (47:53):
Yeah, it's it's a witness protection program.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well, thank you for telling us you're doing little secret.
I feel like we learned a lesson. If your pet
is missing, check your neighbor's home.
Speaker 13 (48:05):
Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're being a yeah,
your neighbor probably took your part.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
That's the lesson.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
All right, Well, have a good day. Thank you you do,
Thank God.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
By what's your dirty little secret.
I don't remember my car being stolen.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Apparently he got stolen twenty twenty four, and so I
freaked out and I was like, oh my gosh, it
was my memory.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Then I call my mom and I was like, Mom,
I don't remember my.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Car being stolen. She goes, did your car get stolen?
I was like no, But in twenty twenty four, like,
I got a message.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm gonna call at four o'clock in the morning from
you being like I would be less concerned about your
memory for everyone like, what is my daughter on? Yeah,
that happened last week when we checked in with the
Jewbeil Show. Did somebody else's car not get stolen but
they remembered it got stolen one time? Was that a
dream or something else happened? You'll find out when we
check in with the show right after this. It's the
Jebel Show is.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Back again.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Your heart is true, You're ellan down ready in everyone
just a little.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has they're
wacky cash of characters, and the Jewbel Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
And then of course there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi.
And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives
next door and pops by every once in a while
to ask you for raccoon? trAshley Olsen can sort our
recycling alphabetically for his mindfulness vlog our.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Social media producer Gabby Heay.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
And then the newest member of our show, The Hip Divorce,
who loves baseball as much as he loves his college
Ade's daughter, I'm a producer Free And then there's me.
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's
the time a week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week? Cause i'ven't called.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Many things in my life, some good, some bad, yikes,
But most recently, I've been called something that I never expected.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
At this point in my life. So I was in
the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Here at work, and one of the sales guys came
up to me and I had had one of my
friends come in and she brought her sons and I
gave them the tour of the station, and like this
is radio.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And so he catches up with me in the.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Kitchen and he's like, so, how are your grandkids grandkids?
I was like, did you say grandkids?
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Man?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Which salesperson is that?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
He's got to be the worst salesperson ever. You should
know never to say that to any woman, even if.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
She's ninety five.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
For some little kids went there.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Don't assume those are grandkids.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Someone says his accounts are really yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
He starts a backpedal, back pedal, and he's like, I mean,
I mean, And I'm like, uh huh, how are you
going to come back from this? Because I'm pretty sure
I don't look like a grandma, and if I do,
I need some youth sreum quick.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It was so bad. Thanks for the update, Grannie. I'm
here for your grandma checking it.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
In ridiculous, Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So I'm trying to figure out whet my brother's for Christmas? Okay,
and I have no idea what to get them at all.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
None.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I last year I got my older brother like a
jacket that he really liked, and I got my younger
brother's clean.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's a nice jacket.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I don't want my younger brother. To be honest, you
gift cards, yeah, but that doesn't go perse kind of
things your brothers like.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
My older brother is a teacher and apparently he also
coaches like tennis, which, mind you, he's never played tennis
in his life.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Cracking crayons, well, yeah, teachers always need crayons, that's true.
Or a ruler, but he is a cool ruler's dangerous
laser pointer.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Wow, a laser pointer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, I think I would like the laser pointer the
most out of all of those yikes.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, if you have any good gift ideas for a brother,
text him in at four one O six one and
maybe Victoria can have an idea.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
For what brother? Please once twenty four one's twenty eight.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
My brother sneakers. That's always a good goat too. Oh
that's a lot, okay, tried.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh look it's our social media producer, Gabby stopping by.
Gabby was up with you this week?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:50):
I cried about my dog again. I mean was pregnant,
so I cry pretty easily. But I started thinking about
his life span.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
By normal time.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Definitely think about your It was a dagger.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
And then my husband was like, well, why are you crying,
I told him, and then he got sad because our
dogs are a little buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
And then he started researching.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
How we can lengthen our dog's lifespan. Apparently like brushing
your dog's teeth is a big thing. Okay, so now
my husband is training our dog to have his teeth brush.
The first attempt didn't go well, so now we're training.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You're still young, right, Yeah, he's only three clone you know,
they clone animals, that's.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
True, But I just I don't care if it looks
like him. I just want it to be his personality.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, I wouldn't wouldn't trust a clone pet anyway. Yeah right,
I can get at home and it starts heads of
rotating Spanish. Your dog you're supposed to bark on speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
A producer freezes some of you this week. I am
still unpacking. So I'm unpacking and I will be spending time.
Speaker 9 (05:01):
Looking for new restaurants to try out nice basically, like
I don't have any family there, so it's going to
be really just kind of a discovery of the town.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
What's your favorite kind of food? Like, what do you
like to eat? Probably tie is really one of my favorites.
Tie in, Uh, Chinese Solid Solid, Well, what's up with YouTube? Well,
I'm hungry eat.
Speaker 9 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for jumping in you guys and offering
me a light or something.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Just he just started to like a week ago, and
he's like, I just you know, I don't know anybody,
and then everybody goes quiet, probably go out to eat somewhere.
It was like, cool, man, don't tell me, sweet, we're
out of here later, what's up with me this week?
Because I just wanted to give everybody a warning that
they probably need. If you're going to throw throwing knives
(05:49):
in your house is extreme caution, but just.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Don't do it at all. It's out to an option. Yeah,
it's not a good idea to do indoors in your house.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Producer phrases face looking at you because he's new to
your toys.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, Chinese star, just move. You just moved here, freeze.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
So if you got some throwing knives outside, use only
good areas where you can do it. You know. Well,
I was doing a painting and I mess up on
the painting, so I was like, this is the perfect
opportunity to throw some knives through it. And I didn't
think about the fact that they're sharp knives. They're throwing knives,
and the canvas is very thin. Also, was right next
(06:26):
to a window, but they went right through that and
stuck into the wall. So now I got to repair
the walls and almost it was like an inch away
from breaking the window, and I was like, that probably
was not a good idea. It was fun, so it
is fun to be prepared.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You're gonna have to do some repairs.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yeah, this is a great psa flor knife throwing.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Really nice of the canvas though.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I did see the video and it sliced really.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Always on my TikTok if you want to go check
it out.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
It was very.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Satisfying, pretty funny when he realizes after he's like, oh,
the window is right there.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Groups it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
I was looking for Chadwick.
Speaker 7 (07:13):
Yeah, I go by Chad.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh, hello Chad. This is Juniper. Okay, you're coming over.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Juniper.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh uncle June.
Speaker 7 (07:29):
Yes, I'm sorry, I've heard of you.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
Is uncle June.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, you're dating my niece Maggie.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
That's right, yes, and we are coming to your house
for thanksgiving them on board.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Though, Yes, I can't wait to have you for dinner.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Yeah, that's gonna be fun. Yes, we need to bring anything.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, I'll have everything ready to go here for you
and all of the guests. Cool.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's so nice to meet you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, I got your phone number from Maggie because this
is the first Thanksgiving that you're spending with our family.
We're a fun bunch. We're a fun bunch.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Yeah, she says, you guys are have a good time.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I just wanted to call and see as I get
my menu prepared to have you for dinner on Thanksgiving?
Is there any dietary restrictions that I need to be
paying attention?
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Eat whatever. I'm watching you? What? Oh, I just said, great,
that sounds fantastic. What do you like to drink typically
during a Thanksgiving feast?
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Okay, it's kind of sounded like you said you were
watching me.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
No, I didn't say that I was watching you. I
don't know where you heard that. Yeah, maybe it was
just a fall line you right now?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
What there you go in? You said, sound like you
said it again.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
It sounded like I said.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
What It sounded like you said you were watching me.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh, that would be an interesting thing to say, I
was just calling about having you for dinner on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
That's all right, right, all right?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
So yeah, look forward, no dietary.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
What what's that?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Well you swear I saw Okay, it sounded a lot
like you said you were watching me.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I don't think I said anything of that sort. Maybe
I'm washing the dishes. Did I say that maybe I
could wash this?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
I didn't hear this.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What?
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Okay? Now you now you clearly said you you.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Can see me. I think I was.
Speaker 9 (09:54):
What's going on right there?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I was saying I can see to you, to Maggie
and whoever else you would like. Is there anybody else
you'd like to be seated next to?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
No, just me and just me and Maggie.
Speaker 10 (10:09):
We'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I can see you.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
There you go again. Look, you are clearly saying I'm
watching you, and I can see you that.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
She's super creepy.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Dude, you're giving me weird vibes. There's no way I
am coming over to your.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
House for Thanksgiving? All right, I'm talking to Maggie.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
We're gonna can't now, I'm sorry. Just forget it, don't
even worry about it.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well that was so funny, because this is actually Jewel
from the Jewbel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your your girlfriend Maggie set you up.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Oh man, I'm starting to wonder about her family. You know,
you got me wondering, like, am I do I even
need to be with this girl?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Her family is like, oh, she made up her uncle
June's house and going over there for Thanksgiving to messing
with you.
Speaker 7 (10:55):
Wait, so we're not going to her uncle's house for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
No, Now she does and have an uncle Jim. You're
going somewhere else.
Speaker 11 (11:03):
Oh man, that wake.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Up every morning with jubile phone pranks. It's time for Nina.
What's trending?
Speaker 5 (11:14):
So, if you're trying to curb your appetite this holiday season,
especially on Thanksgiving when you're cramming and all the turkey,
if you want to try to eat just a little
bit less, there is one trick and it is one
color that will magically make you shed pounds according to science.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I'll tell you what that color is and if.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
You need to hurry up and switch your plates so
you can feel good about yourself on things giving that
you're just supposed to eat. Like anyway, I'm trying to
make this sound cutter than it is. But I will
tell you what that color is in a second. But first,
stress is also a common theme around the holidays, and
there is a new thing you may have not thought
of that does help reduce stress. You don't have to
have a pet, but you can have a plant. Plant
(11:54):
petting is now the new way to reduce stress. Petting
your plant, heating your plant. You've put a plan sounds
like overly stressed mental breakdown. It's just sitting at home
petting your plant. I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
It's okay, buddy, It's okay, buddy. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
It says doing this will calm you and as little
as ninety seconds.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Wow, So pet your plants.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Some of the stuff I read every day, you guys
as wild and I can't know this.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
By myself, So now you do too.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
So back to the color to help you stop overeating
this holiday season. It's pink, but it's not just any pink.
It's got to be bubblegum pink, like tucto bismal pink.
That's the color that you keep around you, and it's
supposed to help suppress your appetite and keep you from
over snacking.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Why but Thanksgiving you're supposed to do that. I agree.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
But the color itself is called Baker Miller pink, Baker
Miller tight suppressing color, I guess, and appetite suppressing color lame.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Yeah, and you think it's stomach.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
That's probably what you're thinking about.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
You're like, this looks like tepto, and I know if
I eat that other bike, it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, that's hard. Well, that's what's trying to do. First
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Speaker 3 (13:16):
Kyle is on the phone today for our first Day
follow up and he's getting ghosted to buy Lindsay. So
in a few minutes we're gonna call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But first, Kyle, how long has
it been since you heard from Lindsay.
Speaker 9 (13:28):
It's been about it been about ten days. Okay, it's
been a little bit of time. Yeah, So I'm getting
a little nervous about it, but I'm really hoping I
can get some kind of answer, because it was great.
It felt like such a great first start, and I
really had like a great feeling about her. I think
(13:50):
I just think, le' be awesome. I get nervous on
some dates, and I feel like this was very low
key kind of hangout. I think a lot of people
get nervous on first day sometimes, so you know, we
we took it really just chill, and that was kind.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Of the vibe we agreed on.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
And I that's what I prefer for initial No, when
you meet someone, you know, no, there's no like you
don't have to feel it obligated to do anything or
say anything, essentially.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Just kind of like a as you come. And it
was good. We we basically.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
We we actually went to some food trucks and you know,
got food and we're just getting to know each other.
And as the afternoon went on, we actually ended up
kind of like stargazing a little bit in.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
The park because we just we just kept.
Speaker 9 (14:35):
Talking and like the sun was setting and I realized,
I'm like, oh, craft like three hours have gone by.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So it was nice.
Speaker 9 (14:42):
Yeah, yeah, and she just she just made me feel
very what's the word, very very grounded, I would say,
And I just felt like, she's just like someone I
could see myself like spending a lot of time with
where I'm like, oh yeah, you just doing a good
like partner kind of in crime kind of thing. So
that was awesome, and I honestly, I'm a little worried
(15:03):
that I said something dumb because I tend to just
kind of talk on and on and on when I
get nervous or I don't know really what to say
or do. But the good thing is we eventually went
back to my car and I was gonna drive her home.
Before we did, you know, there was a bit of
a vibe, you know, and in a good way. There
(15:24):
kind of was this chemistry, and we ended up making
out for a good like five ten minutes, and it
was it was really really nice, you know, it was
it was hot, it was really really fun.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
But since then I have not heard from her.
Speaker 9 (15:37):
I've only sent her like couple messages, like maybe three
messages I think maybe like a like a thanks so much,
I had such a great time. And then like a
day or two later I sent her like a hey,
how's it going, And then still nothing, And then the
most recent.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Message was like yesterday.
Speaker 9 (15:54):
So it's been a little while, but the last ones
I sent her was just like a like a real
on Instagram. Okay, but yeah I said it to her
and still no answer. And if she's not feeling it,
that's that's fine, I guess, but I was. I'd be
a little let down, especially because I don't she doesn't
seem like the kind of person that would just like
totally drop off. Like she's active on Instagram still like
(16:15):
spokly follow each other and so.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
You are seeing her interact and do things socially, but
she hasn't texted Yeteah, she's.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
Like posted on her story, you know. But I'm like,
I get the people will get busy, Like I understand,
like if I if I open up my phone after
like a long day of work, and like I have
like twenty text miousands for different people. It's overwhelming and
I don't want to answer them initially, you know, because
it steels daunting.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Let's go back to what you said, Kyle, because it
sounds like, you know, you were having a good time,
but what do you think you said that could potentially
be what threw her off?
Speaker 6 (16:47):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
And did it happen before or after the makeout?
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I mean, I guess I didn't. I think I said anything. Honestly,
I don't think I said anything inappropriate. I just think
that we're like offensive. I just think that, to be honest,
I think I could imagine myself like kind of rambling
on to a point where she's like, all right, this
guy's a little annoying, you.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Know, So did you let her get any words in?
Speaker 9 (17:10):
I tried. I tried to. I know it's not something
I'm great at, but I mean it's not for any
lack of liking her. I really like her, honestly. I'm
she might have felt a little like steamrolled by by
me in conversation.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Maybe Okay, we'll find out if you steamroll her just
a second.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Like not in the good way I saw.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Come back, and then call her and see if she
fellows why she's ghosting you and maybe get you another
date in your first day follow up.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Okay, Okay, thanks so much, guys.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, place, I'll come back your first day follow up next.
If you're just joining us for today's first day follow up.
Kyle is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Lindsey.
So we're about to call her and ask her why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Kyle,
why don't you catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Oh jeez. I went on a really really great first
date little Lindsey, really low key. We discut food and
just really talked and got to know each other and
it was so easy and nice, and we went stargazing basically,
and I had a great time. We made out for
like five minutes straight.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
It was awesome.
Speaker 9 (18:16):
And I have not heard from her since. So I'm
a little worried.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
And you think it might be because you maybe talked
too much steamrolled there?
Speaker 9 (18:25):
Yeah, I think I think it's. The technical term is
diarrhea of the mouse.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I just I ramble. So I'm afraid.
Speaker 9 (18:34):
About that, but I don't know who knows.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 9 (18:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, that's all right. Out here here we go.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Hello, Hi, mansweak to Lindsay. Please, yes speaking, Hey Lindsay,
how are you? My name is Jewbill. I'm calling from
a radio show. It's called the jew Show. Hi, Lindsay,
whole shows here. I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Hi. Have you ever listened to the show before? It's familiar? Yeah,
I mean I think off and on.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Okay, sweet, Well, we do a segment on our show
it's called the first Date follow Up. That's where if
you go on a date with somebody and then you
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Oh, okay, are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 12 (19:28):
Well?
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Is this about Kyle? It's about Kyle? Yes, Oh, Kyle told.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Us about your date. He said he really liked you,
but he's confused. He says, it's been like ten days
and you haven't talked to him.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, it was it was a really it was a
really nice date. I mean, Kyle is is a real sweetheart.
Oh my gosh, I can't. I can't believe that I'm
talking about this on the radio. The date was was
really nice. Kyle's a really, really sweet guy. He really is.
So why are you ghosting him?
Speaker 11 (19:59):
Then?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Well, I mean, it's not about him exactly. It's just
got to be honest.
Speaker 9 (20:06):
It was about the car snacks, Like the snacks.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
He has enough car You're not calling him back because
of car snacks?
Speaker 11 (20:16):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:16):
No, I mean that sounds bad, you know, it's just
more of like we've made out, because there was some
chemistry there.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And when we were making out, I kept tasting sour
cream and onion chips. Oh, couldn't get past it. It
was like kissing the chips. It was It's just it
was a lot. It was a lot.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
It is kind of weird though, whenever you kiss somebody
and you taste anything, though, so but you didn't think that,
you know, if he had a mint or gum or
like you kind of next time you went to kiss him,
there's like some mouthwash or something like you can't get
past sour cream and onion.
Speaker 10 (20:52):
Well, I mean I said to him at the time,
I said.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Hey, you know, do you want to I have.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Some gum in my first Do you want to have
some of it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I know, but and I said, and he said yeah, okay,
and he had some and it just didn't really help.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And I could still taste the chips.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Did he just get chips like or is that a
lingering thing and he just happens to taste like sour
creamin onion?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Or she would have known if you had have just
ate the chips.
Speaker 9 (21:16):
I mean, I guess I don't know. I mean it's
not the worst flavor, but you know, when you're kissing someone,
you don't really want to be tasting sour cream and onion.
Speaker 11 (21:25):
Like.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I could think of worse things to taste like, but
it would be distracting, because I would be thinking about snacks.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Very distracting the whole time I'm kissing.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Okay, and that's the reason you're not calling him back
because of his sour creaman onion breadth.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Honestly, yeah, that's really the reason why.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Huh that's okay, Well, thank you for being honest.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I have to let you know now, lindsay that Kyle
is actually on the phone listening and he wants to
talk to you.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Oh my gosh, Okay, hi.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
Kyle, Hi, Well, this is this is worse than I
could have even imagined it.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
I don't know if they told you, but I was.
I was really worried that I had just you know,
talked and talked and talking to death and you were,
you know, annoyed with me or just over.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
The whole thing. And and I never in my.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
Life imagined that it would have been that my breath
was bad. And I am so absolutely mortified. I am
so sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
She didn't say it was bad.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, she actually said it was pretty good.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
But just like you know, you can't hide too many
chips like that, then you do start get tired of them.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
It's it's it's it's it's my laze, you know, sour
creaman onion But those are like my like go to
I always have like a little like mini bag, like
in the car. I you know, when I go on
long drives and stuff, travel to see my parents. So
it's you know, sometimes I gotta throw some snacks on
the carpet.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm sorry, I really am.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
I should have thought about that, and I don't know
what the hell I was doing.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
But did you eat sour creaman onion chips before the date?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
I did eat those before the date. I also just
generally usually carry a little.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Kind of back in my pocket.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You know, you love sour cream and onion chips more
than anybody I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It's like a binkie.
Speaker 9 (23:07):
Yeah, I mean, look, it's not always sour cream. Sometimes
it's barbecue, sometimes it's ranch. You know, who's who's to say,
but I will say, you know what, I know, it's
a little strange. But if you ever you know, need
of a snack bunch, sugars low or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I'm your guy. I got you. He's a literal Lindsey.
What do you think about that? I guess it's is sure.
You know it's nice to have someone around who always
have snacks. I'll give you that. I'll give you that.
Speaker 11 (23:36):
Listen.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
I'm totally fine also being told my breath is bad.
You know, it helps me fix it. If if my
broth smells like sour cream or barbecue or cool ranch
or you know, any of those. Really, okay, we're one
of the other flavors. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Just tell me and I'll fix it. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
You're being told that, okay, lindsay, Well, would you like
to go on another date with Kyle?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Will pay for it?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
And you tell you have complete freedom to tell him
if he got flaming hot cheeto breath.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Well, I suppose yes, if I have that freedom, and
if you promise to avoid you know, maybe the tower
creaming onion next time.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
I think that'd be nice.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
I just want you to know I'll be I'll be rushing,
I'll be mouth washing of washing. I got everything, I
got mentos, I got I got all the stuff, everything
I'll be ready.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I think that would be very fine, Kyle. I think
it'd be fine.
Speaker 9 (24:28):
And you know what, if you are going to bring
a snack, my favorite is goldfish.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Just so you know, you know.
Speaker 9 (24:33):
What you want, goldfish.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You got goldfish. I'm doing it all right. Congratulations Kyle,
you got another date.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Thank you guys so much, appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, first d follow up, don't call me stupid?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
All right?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
I've worn dresses with higher iqes.
Speaker 13 (24:52):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Ape.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You versus Victoria.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. So go to the jubilshow dot com if
you think you have what it takes to utterly dismantle
Victoria's fragile empire of trivia knowledge and scattered the ashes
of her confidence across the winds of intellectual defeat.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh, you couldn't have just said if you want.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
To play against her, That's what I meant. No, if
you want to play, we'll play right after this. It's
the Jewbil Show. We'll go idiots in the dictionary, you know,
you'll find picture of me, No, the definition of the
word idiot, which you are. It's time for America's favorite
trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
hern Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia and let's
(25:41):
meet today.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's contestant for you vers Victoria. Shaughnessy. What's up?
Speaker 3 (25:44):
Shaughnessy?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
How are you, dud? How wonderful? Thank you for asking?
What was that? What was that? I don't know. There
was like a little beeping sound. Kind of liked it.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
It was it was like a nice like, not like
do you like harsh peeping either, It's kind of like
a fun like can.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
You tell adhd. Al Right, we're gonna see Victoria out
of the studio and while she's leaving. Here's how the
game is played, Shaughnessey. You have thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Just say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (26:25):
I am?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Here we go, Shaughnessey. Your time starts now. How many
seasons of Game of Thrones aired? Eight? What side of
the brain deals with language?
Speaker 11 (26:38):
Right.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
What is the only US state that borders just one other?
What was the first Marvel movie ever made.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Captain America?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Which state was Martin Luther King Junior born in Philadelphia?
Which country does Forrest Cup travel to as part of
the All American Pink Team.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
I got that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We'll bring Victoria.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I will bring Victoria back into the studio. And while
she's getting settled, shaughnessy, here's a question for you. Who
would win in a fist fight, mister Clean or Bronnie
the paper towel guy.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
And why I say Bronnie, Oh yeah, don't trash talk too.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, well, I guess they both cleaned stuff though, but
he's a lumberjack.
Speaker 14 (27:28):
Mister Clean be cleaned up the slate and just gonna
be wiping everything.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Is that your answer, Victoria? Do you think mister Clean
would win? Yeah? I was trying to do it like
in a trash shot kind of way, but that was
not trashy.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
I think Bronnie. I think it'd be Bronnie the paper
tower guy too. Yeah, you take him anywhere. Mister Clean
just seems like a little too like Bronnie guy is
a lumberjack. Yeah, he's like mister clean's like too clean.
It looks like he's the kind of guy that like
is buff and worked out a lot, but never been
in any conversations life. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Right, he had that shiny little ear ring. I have muscles. Yeah,
don't touch me.
Speaker 14 (27:59):
Yeah, it looks like he can knock someone out in
the blink of an eye. Paper guys out there fighting bears,
you know, chopping down. All right, now that we got
that out of the way, feel better. Here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and you have to
meet Shaughnessy outright to win?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Okay, Victoria? Yes, all right, and Shaughnessy you can tell
Victoria win to go?
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Let go.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
How many seasons of Game of Thrones aired? Eight? What
side of the brain deals with language?
Speaker 11 (28:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Was it nine?
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
What's yikes?
Speaker 9 (28:29):
Right?
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Eye said? What is the only US state that borders
just one other? Huh? Uh uh? Second? Give me second,
give me a second. Wait, I'm thinking I'm thinking Hawaii.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Wait what what was the first Marble movie ever made?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Oh? No, Tony Sark, what's it?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Iron Man?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Oh? Yikes? I can I alright?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Hey, I'm excited to see what other state Hawaii border.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, me too, very interested. All right, let's send it.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard. Our social media producer.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yabby Victoria got too correct. Hey, Shawness got one.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Whoa, that's a victory for Victoria. Yeah, all right, let's
get the answer now with Nina.
Speaker 5 (29:19):
There are eight seasons of Game of Thrones that aired.
The left side of the brain deals with language. Maine
is the only US state that borders just one other what.
The first Marvel movie ever made was Iron Man. Yeah,
it was the state that Martin Luther King Junior was
born in.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Is Georgia.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
The country that Forrest Gump travels to as part of
the All American Ping Pong team is China.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Dang, Gray got to those neat questions. Thanks shaughnessy, Thank
you very much for playing.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Thank you guys so much. Mate, what I apologize?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Are you looking at them so much?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Have a good one.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Good you just looked at Main. I looked at Main
and I did not It's really far and north. I
knew that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
I knew that.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
As we're awful or I knew that I just made
exactly what was there?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
We play you versting story the same time every single
weekday morning.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Remember if you want to play, just.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Hit us up at the Jewel Show or go to
the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's time say catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Mollie is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of five years
names James, might be messing around.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
So we'll see if we can help her out in
just a second. But first, Mollie, sorry, you're going through it?
What's up? Why do you think James is cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (30:30):
So that's something I've seen on the on the news.
And because we've been together for five years, and you know,
we have a really good relationship, like a really strong relationship.
It feels like we've known each other our entire life,
which means we don't let the other one get away
with anything, you know, And I don't keep James on
(30:52):
a leash, but I always tell him, hey, you know
their eyes everywhere you know? And know we say that
in a joking manner.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Right, I see exactly?
Speaker 10 (31:04):
And his friends liked me more than him. So you know,
I never had a problem with him wanding the streets
with his friends, and I really kind of wish I
had him on a leash now, you know. And anyway,
three days ago, I actually saw something on the news
that made me question, you know, not only James, but
like all of his friends as well, you know, the
people I trusted. They were out at a bar downtown
(31:26):
and apparently there was a robbery at a convenience store
next door. James and his friends were fine, but yeah, yeah,
because they were out in front when it happened. Jane
said that they were held up by cops wanting a
statement afterwards, you know, like they do when things like
this go on. Right, it was pretty late by the
time he got in, and he was fine.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
When he got in.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
He didn't seem shaken, he didn't seem concerned, but he was,
you know, drunk as hell. So when the uber dropped
him off, and I didn't know any of the details
of what happened, you know.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Once the next day he.
Speaker 10 (31:59):
Said to him, and the friends were sitting out on
the patio and some guy went into the store, held
the owner at gunpoint, and they took the money and bounced,
you know, and James said he didn't see much because
the dude was quick, right. And later that day I
had the news on. I'm sorry, I was just a
little nervous. Later that day I had the news on,
(32:21):
and there's been quite a few robberies in the area,
you know, and one of the convenience store the night
before was mentioned. They played a clique from the store
interview the store owner about They talked to him about
what had happened, and in the back was James, but
he wasn't around his friends. There was a girl hanging
all over him.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
Right.
Speaker 10 (32:42):
I didn't know the girl, you know, but it looked
like she knew James quite well. It wasn't a long
interview on the news, but for me, I saw not
right and I was pissed about what I saw.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
I couldn't even look at him.
Speaker 10 (32:56):
And I apparently can't trust the friends either, And I know,
I feel like I'm fireling and I don't know who
to trusts anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I mean, and I do.
Speaker 10 (33:05):
I can recognize this. I have a small habit of
jumping to conclusion, and if James is cheating on me,
I want to nail him.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
I just threw the ground.
Speaker 10 (33:16):
I will have his manhood for ground.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Anybody would have the same reaction if they saw their
man on television with somebody else hanging all over them,
especially after he said he was with his boys.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
So I mean, you don't need to minimize your emotions
right now is the point.
Speaker 10 (33:33):
That's exactly what I'm saying, right, I mean, you feel me,
you would be, Yeah, that's what I'm trying to stay calm.
But I'm curious. I am like a raging lunatic inside.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Right now, what would the explanation about. Yeah, that's a
hard one to explain if she was like hanging all
over him, right.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
And you can't tell me this is just a drunk
lady at the gas station who all of a sudden
feels comfortable when it's around you to throw.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Her arms, you know.
Speaker 10 (33:58):
I'm like, where did you pick up this woman?
Speaker 9 (34:00):
And where are his friends?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Where are his friends? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
All right, Well you told us what grocery store he's
a rewards card member at, so well do the usual
play a song, comeback, and then call him and presend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky rewards card member who
gets a free gift from us, free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
flowers see you or to somebody else.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
Okay, okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
All right, we'll get you to catch acheter next right
in the middle of to catch a cheater, and if
you're just joining us. Mollie is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of five years named James
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and presend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that he's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(34:45):
and we'll see if he sends those to his girlfriend,
Molly or to somebody else. But before we do that, Molly,
why don't you break down your situation again for us
real quick?
Speaker 10 (34:53):
All right? So my husband called that with his friends
and on time. I always trust them to do that.
And then I he comes home drunk saying that there
was a robbery a nearby gas station, and when I
watched the news the next day, there's a girl hanging
all over him and his friends are nowhere in sight.
So I want to see if he's cheating on me, Like,
(35:15):
who is this girl?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (35:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Could it be just some scared drunk girl.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I don't know. Listen, I don't know if you guys
thought it seemed like they were things, you know. I
just I can't even imagine that this is just someone
he just met at the gas station.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
What you saw for sure? Yeah? Okay, you ready for
us to call him? I'm ready? All right, here we go.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
Hello, Hi, this is.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Corribor calling for I was looking for our Rewards Card
member named James.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Yeah, this is James.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Hi, James, Please don't hang up.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. You're the month's winner.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
What what did I win?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Every single month we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal
customer by giving you a gift. And this month it's
free flowers delivered from our new and improved full apartment.
You've just won thirty six long sin red roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. Absolutely free. Cool, yeah, congratulations,
and thank you so much. And there is no purchase necessary.
(36:25):
I will not ask you for any credit card information,
nothing like that. What I would need from you first
would be the first and last name of the person
that you want to send flowers to, and then anything
that you might want to put on a card, and
then we'll get the address and that'll be it.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah, I mean you can send it to my address.
I guess her name is Molly.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Okay, And do you want to put anything on a card?
Just put I know you're still mad at me for
the other night. I'll make it up to you dinner
on me, not too much, No, not at all. But
I actually do need to let you know that this
is not the grocery store. It's actually a radio show.
It's called The Jebile Show, and my name is Jebel.
(37:07):
How are you okay?
Speaker 9 (37:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And we do a segment on our show it's called
to Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant
other might be messing around, you see who they send
flowers to, and your girlfriend Mollie is.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
On the phone. Oh Mollie, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Okay, what's going on? You think I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
How can I not after seeing what I saw?
Speaker 6 (37:35):
I don't understand where you're talking about. Where did you see?
I'm not I don't understand what this is.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
The news report you said you were here and what
you said you were at the gas station with the
guys when the robbery happened, right, and that you were
being interviewed. But the only interview I saw was with
you and a girl hanging all over you the entire time.
Speaker 12 (38:01):
Who is she?
Speaker 6 (38:03):
No, no, no, I'm not cheating any of it.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
No, I was.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I was.
Speaker 6 (38:09):
I was with the guys. That was exactly where I
said I was. We were at the bar next door
on the patio when that convenience store got robbed.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I told you all of that.
Speaker 10 (38:17):
So where were the guys during the interview? And who
was the girl hanging over your neck?
Speaker 6 (38:22):
That girl is her name is Nora, and that's Lou's
new girlfriend. So she all over you because okay, Lou
saw the guy that did the robbery, like he's he
(38:43):
like saw the guy go into the store. We're all
sitting on the patio. Lou showed up late. Lou showed
up with this girl. I guess this his new girlfriend.
And they were already hammered, and then you know, this
robbery took place and then like the police wanted to
interview everybody. So the police were like interview you wing
Wu because he saw the guy and this girl like
could not stand up straight and it's like hanging all
(39:05):
over me, like I'm like holding her up.
Speaker 10 (39:08):
So as soon as the cameras are rolling that Lou
is nowhere in sight, but this girl's on.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
Top of you. That is so convenient that.
Speaker 9 (39:19):
She on top of me.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
As soon was like, yeah, Lou knows this. Look. When
Lou came back, honestly, like he kind of thought the
same thing you did. He was like why is this,
Like why is she like holding on to you? And
I'm like, bro, like she cannot stand up, like take
her and he was like he apologized to me, and
he was like okay, yeah, you know, I'm sorry, like
you know, I'll get her out of here. But like
he like came back and was like, what's going on.
I'm like, dude, like she can't stand up, man, you
(39:43):
gotta like take her out of here, like like could
not stand up drunk like they were drunk when they
got there. But then I don't know what happened, like
she got really drunk and then you know what, just
I'm gonna hang on, I'm gonna I'm gonna text you
right now what are you touching? No, I'm gonna tell you.
You have to see the screenshot of my conversation with
(40:06):
Lou later that night, Like he apologized and he's like, yeah,
she was like wasted. Just read it, like you should
have gotten.
Speaker 10 (40:15):
This time life, like I was just trying to let
me give me a second.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Okay, Jesus is so legit. What does it say?
Speaker 10 (40:24):
Apparently that night she threw up all over his place,
can't hold her liquor. Yeah, okay, so but you've got it,
and you know, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
But you have to admit that this this looks terrible.
Speaker 6 (40:43):
And I mean, I mean I didn't know that I
was like that, I was on the new I don't
know how it looked. But like this is even like
a random girl. This is like you can talk to
Lou obviously, you see the textis Lou's girlfriend. Like I
was just trying to like help her out, like like
give her water, like she's hanging on me like like
and I'm like, hey, okay, like drink some water and
(41:03):
like she's just like I can't literally stand up. And
then Loul got back and is like, what's going on here?
And I'm like, bro, take your girl. Like she's like,
get her out of.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Here, Molly. Do you feel like this is legit?
Speaker 12 (41:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (41:14):
I mean I'm looking at the text messages now and
it's pretty gross, like intense her protein skills were.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
I would never cheat on you, like I would never
cheat on you.
Speaker 10 (41:29):
And I'm sorry for you, know, like I said, because
of what I saw, but I'm sorry for accusing you.
And I'm just so glad I went to that show
the other day instead of sitting all your stuff on fire.
Speaker 6 (41:46):
I mean, you can, you can talk to him.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
You should.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
You should come with us the next time we go out,
because like you like, obviously you can drink. All these
guys under the table.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Be doing you, guys. He's not cheating. Yay.
Speaker 10 (42:03):
Oh god, I'm so happy down now.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And he helped a drink.
Speaker 11 (42:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (42:09):
Oh you guys have no idea how the wreaking for me?
Speaker 1 (42:14):
I'm glad you feel better, Thank you, thank you so much.
The Jewel shows it to catch a cheater.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
It's time for what's trending well it's porch pirate season,
and so you're know what that means, hide your presence,
hide your packages, and you can't not everyone starts buying
and get those I don't know, and get some kind
of watchdog. But anyway, there is a list of things
that you're supposed to do to help you stay safe
when it comes to porch pirate season, and I will
tell you how to do just that in a second.
(42:45):
But first, there's a new thing that's trending in the
thief world. So we kind of have a trend, and
in the thief world it's a term called jackpotting. So
this is how thieves are stealing money from ATMs. So
I guess it's been going on since twenty eighteen, but
it has really increased over the years, and it is
that time of year, so the FBI has been issuing
(43:06):
warnings to bank and anybody that's got ATMs to be
cautious of jackpotting. So what they believe it is, because
they don't fully know, is that it's some type of
program that's using malware to infect the ATM and compromise
its software so they can somehow get into it, have
it malfunction, and then you can.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Get all the cash.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
I always wondered, not that I was gonna do anything
about that wonder, but I've always wondered, like how do
they do it?
Speaker 1 (43:31):
You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
When I was in college, I lived in an apartment
above a wine store, and in the wine store they
had an ATM. And in the middle of the night
one night, I heard this crash and my bed started shaking.
Somebody drove their car into the wine store and tied
the a chain around.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
The ATM and pulled it out.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
So by the time I looked out my window, there
was this truck with an ATM in the back of
the flatbed driving away crazy.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
It was a crazy thing.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
They drove right into the store. I mean, so well,
I'm gonna do it, but there's so dumb, like, how
are you going to get into it? Once you did that,
I don't think that's done.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Sure, you can get into it if you have it
away from a play, like you probably blow the lock
open or something.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Hack saus Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
We should find out show outing.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Project.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
We don't advise stay safe this holiday season, even from
porch pirates.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
So it is crazy and sad to say that.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
While it is like the happiest time of year for
some people and magic of the holidays, it's also the
prime time to get scammed and have things stolen from you,
and so porch pirates are a big one. So they're
just saying these are all pretty like common sense things.
Track your package, use a video doorbell.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
But this one's new.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
It's a delivery box. Apparently it's a new thing that
you can get that's durable and permanent that sits on
your poor.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Neigh I looked it up.
Speaker 3 (44:50):
I wanted to get one. They're dope, how do you
get in and out of it? So like it folds
up and it looks like a doormat. But then if
you have a package coming, you unfold it into a
like a lock box so they can leave in that.
That's really cool.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
So that is something that they're suggesting. I've never seen them.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
Sure, my neighbors probably thought I was signing to rob
something from one time, because I know they have cameras,
but they have one of those and I.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Was like, what is that the Yeah, I was on
their porch checking it out. I was like, I probably
shouldn't be doing this. They probably think I'm trying to
rob them. Well you do have a truck. Yeah, but yeah,
the thing looks cool. I wanted to get one.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Well it's something to look into because they highly recommend it.
But that is what's trending.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Jubles dirty little secret. Hello, yeah, true, Hey you have
a dirty little secret.
Speaker 12 (45:36):
Yes they do. Sweet So, my uh, my neighbor, my
newish neighbor thinks that her cat, Muffins ran away.
Speaker 9 (45:48):
But Muffins didn't run away.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
Muffins is living with me. Now, you stole I mean,
I think stole is still is a really harsh word
for what happened.
Speaker 13 (46:02):
So So moved in I don't know, like six months
ago or so, and she's been a total be if
I do say so since she got here. She's like
like every little thing she's super cooky about and.
Speaker 9 (46:17):
Like, oh, your trash cans like.
Speaker 13 (46:19):
On my side of the property, and like even one time,
like I watched her just shove my trash can over
and knocked it over because she didn't like where it was.
She's always like frowning when she's walking down the street.
But she's got this great indoor outdoor cat who always
wanders over to my yard.
Speaker 9 (46:34):
And loves some pets, some good belly rubs, and.
Speaker 13 (46:40):
Muffins really likes me. So I I have a door
open one day and Muffins wandered in.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
And I try it.
Speaker 9 (46:51):
Muffin, I mean, I like to think of it more
as saved.
Speaker 12 (46:56):
Muffins was really happy in my place.
Speaker 6 (47:00):
So I shut the door.
Speaker 9 (47:01):
And guess what.
Speaker 13 (47:02):
Muffins has not scratched, Muffins has not pawed at the door,
Muffins is not trying to get out or meowing.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Muffins is thrilled to be with me. So is mine now.
Speaker 12 (47:15):
And I honestly don't feel bad about this.
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (47:20):
Okay, I mean I feel a little bad. But what
are you gonna do when somebody finds Muffins in your house?
Say it's not Muffins, just found it.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Okay, Well, this woman is never coming over, so I
know that I think Muffins is pretty safe.
Speaker 13 (47:36):
And I think I'll probably just say, oh that that's
not Muffins.
Speaker 9 (47:38):
This is biscuits. I don't know, No, it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Biscuits.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Have a very happy life.
Speaker 9 (47:52):
Yeah, biscuits.
Speaker 12 (47:53):
Yeah, it's it's a witness protection program.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well, thank you for telling us you're doing little secret.
I feel like we learned a lesson. If your pet
is missing, check your neighbor's home.
Speaker 13 (48:05):
Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're being a yeah,
your neighbor probably took your part.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
That's the lesson.
Speaker 9 (48:11):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
All right, Well, have a good day. Thank you you do,
Thank God.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
By what's your dirty little secret.
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