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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Allison is on the phone today for it to catch
a cheater, and she's been married to her husband, Josh
for five years, but now she thinks that he might
be messing around. So we'll see if we can help.
Hero Oute Alison, I'm sorry you're having to go through this,
but what's up. Why do you think Josh might be
cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Because I found a hair tie in the couch cushion
and I know it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I usually is not a good sign that safety not
safety pins bobby pins.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
But when you say you know it's not yours, you
know one hundred percent. Did you ask him about it?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, Well, I started a new job a few months ago,
and I've been traveling a lot more recently, like going
on work trips, and most recently I went on one
for five days. I came home, everything seemed totally fine,
and then I noticed this freakin hairtie in the sofa cushion.
It's not mine. I asked John about it, and he
(00:58):
said it had to be mine. And I know it's
not mine. He's insisting and he keeps saying it over
and over and it's just pissing me off more.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah, is there anybody else's It could be like, has
there been any other women in your house that you
know of? Approved women? I mean sisters, cousin's mom.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
No, not that, No, not that I know of.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And then I start noticing, like other things, the house
is too clean. All the trash cans are empty, our
bedroom sheets have been washed, all the floors are vacuumed,
and it's just more like cleaned up and put together
than it normally is.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
So I asked him about that.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I feel like most people will be happy if their
house is like very clean.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Not if it feels like it's a crime scene you're
covering up.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, so that's exactly what he said.
So I asked him about it. We get into an argument.
He said he cleaned it up so it would be
nice for me to come home.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Too, But I called, okay, so you just don't believe it.
You think that something's going on when you're out of
town on work.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, it like my red flags are up.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Okay, Well, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. Already told us what grocery store. He is
a rewards card member, So we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that he's this month's winner of
free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see
V sendsos to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Okay, all right, let's blow up my life, oh.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Hopefully yeah, right in the middle to catch a teater.
And if you're just joining us. Allison is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of five years
named John might be messing around. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at and tell him
that he's this month's like a winner of free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see V sends
those flowers to his wife, Alison or to somebody else.
(02:53):
But first, Allison, why don't you refresh our memory on
why you think your husband might be cheating.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I found a hair tie in the couch cushion and
it's not.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Mine, okay. And you've been going out of town for
work a lot more right, and you also think that
he's like cleaning the place up and getting rid of
any evidence of somebody else being.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Over there exactly, like our sheets are washed, floors are vacuumed.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Like he's definitely cleaning up after himself.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's a little uncomfy. How much more are you gone
than you used to be with your new job?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
A lot? I mean I'm traveling a lot, and like
the last time I went away for like five whole days.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
All right, so he definitely had There's plenty of opportunity
for her to mess around.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
If he was.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, absolutely, all right, Well.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I'm gonna dial his phone or right now and hopefully
he's not cheating on you, but he is, we'll catch him.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from grocers. I was
looking for a rewards card. Remember name John?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh uh yeah, that's me.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hi John, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a big congratulations
here this month's winner. Hey, I hope you here's clapping
for you here in the office. Thank you so much
for shopping with us. Congrats.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Okay, are you sure this isn't a scam phone call?
Because being the big winner come house.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, I get how you can say that. Maybe you
didn't know this, but every single month, we choose one
Rewards Card member to say thank you very much for
shopping with us and being such a loyal customer by
giving them a free gift. And this month it's free
flowers delivered from our floral apartment to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. You've won thirty six long Stimmrid roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want. It's a three hundred
(04:40):
and sixteen dollars value. There is no purchase necessary and
it's just our way of saying thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Wow. Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I will not ask you for any kind of credit
card information, nothing like that, and it's very simple. You
can always come down to the store and fill out
the paperwork if you'd like. Otherwise, I can take the
information in just a few minutes over the phone, prepared
to do that right now if you wanted to, and
you'll get confirmations like I said, on everything before we're
even done.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah yeah, sure, okay, Yeah sounds great.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Great. Do you want to do it right now?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah? Yeah, that perfect?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Well, the first thing I would need from you would
be the first and last name of the person that
you want to send them to and then if you
want to put anything on a card, and then we'll
get the address and that's it.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah, sure, write it to uh Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Jasmine? Okay, got that? And did you want to put
anything in a card to Jasmine?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I can't wait for a movie night?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wait for movie night? Got it?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
What the hell? What the hell is Jasmin?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey John? This is actually a radio show. It's called
The Jewbill Show.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, Hi, I mean hi.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I'm Victoria and my name is Jubell. And we do
a segment on the show called to Catch a Cheater
where if you think your significant might be messing around
you see you, they send flowers too, and that's your wife, Allison.
Probably want someone who Jazz?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah? I really do want to know who's Jasmine? I'm
off working and I find a girl's hair tie in
the couch and now her name's Jasmine? Or you're cheating
on me with some named Jasmine?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are you like? Is that why you're washing our sheet?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
My god? That you think I'm so stupid? You don't
think I noticed these things?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I did? I wanted you?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Does she come over every time I leave the house?
Like five seconds after I leave. Do you call her
and then arrange for her to come over and then
she's gone five minutes before I get back?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Or do you do you guys clean up together? And
she accidentally dropped her hair tie?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Oh do you think I'm stupid? Let me talk please?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Okay, fine, okay, fine, John, Why don't you sit here
and tell me how you're not cheating on me and
how this hair tie really is mine and I just
magically forgot about it?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Sounds pretty guilty, man.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
It's it's a it's like a little role play myself
with yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
He's not a real she's not a real person.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
So what do you you have an a?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I girlfriend?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
No, it's it's not like that.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Jasmine is a real doll.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Uh, that's what they're called. It's a life size person
a doll.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Are you serious you have a doll?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Why?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hair playing dolls?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Because I missed you and somebody and it's just the
closest to having that I can have without it being
a real person.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
So you sent flowers to a dog?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
I said, keeps her myself with the doll. It came
with chocolate, So.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Why wouldn't you send it to me.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Because this is really weird, Like where do you keep her?
Are you in love with her?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh? Honey, I'm in love with you.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
But I mean, isn't it isn't it better than finding
out I've been doing something with some other person?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Like this is not a real thing? Is this just
to tide me over?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I do in my clothes?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh weird?
Speaker 4 (08:37):
I mean she doesn't come with her own clothes, so weird?
Who and your your clothes smell like you when it
makes me feel like you're home and.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Huh, Okay, this is really weird. But the fact that
you're kind of putting her in my clothes is really sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Does she.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Do you think it's sweat?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah? Actually, I kind of.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
I got it as close as possible to you that
I could get.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
It was expensive. It was like fifteen hundred bucks. But
they do a good job. I mean, she really I can.
I'll introduce you sometimes.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I'm not sometime.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Okay, Allison? Are you okay with this cost?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I have a lot of questions, but okay with the cost.
But I think this is a win for me. As
weird as that sounds.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Well, yeah, okay, it sounds like he's not, you know,
going out there and meeting brow women and cheating on you.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's weird that I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Everybody does exactly well.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I think I need to see her first.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, suret tonight.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I mean, if you're if you're home, I'll take her
out and you can take a look