Bad Counsel

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Sound Bites

• "The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar."
• "The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside."
• "Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences."
• "We eat most of our meals in bed"
• "Craftmatic: Slowly lowering the bed as the food digests"
• "Using a hanging chair to hide a sex swing"
• "Technically ketamine is a horse tranquilizer."
• "You cannot get quaaludes anymore. They stopped making...

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Takeaways

• Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.
• Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.
• Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience.
• Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected.
• Understanding and empathizing with your ...

Takeaways

• Allergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts.
• Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication.
• The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people.
• Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved.
• Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and entertainment. Tattoos can have pe...

Takeaways

• Funny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content.
• Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to help manage symptoms.
• Having vomit-appropriate receptacles can prevent messy situations and embarrassment.
• Misunderstandings in text messages can lead to humorous moments.
• Moral acceptability is subjective and can vary depending on individual beliefs and value...

Takeaways

• Inside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere.
• Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences.
• Accommodations can vary and sometimes come with unexpected charges.
• Fantasizing about living together and creating a unique dynamic can be entertaining.
• Custom car horns and fart sounds can add humor and personalization to everyday experiences.
• Reflecting on a tri...

Takeaways

• Unexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas.
• Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal.
• Creativity can be applied to various forms of media, such as creating a film trailer.
• Naming objects or vehicles can be a fun and engaging activity.
• Personal experiences and perspectives can shape one's relationship with substances.
• Being high can lead to deep thoughts and epiphanies.
• Ob...

Takeaways

• Marijuana can lead to funny and memorable experiences
• Different people have different reactions to marijuana
• Using tongue twisters can be a fun way to test memory and speech while high Marijuana affects individuals differently, with some experiencing stronger effects than others.
• Rasputin's penis is rumored to be in a museum in Iceland.
• Communication and setting boundaries are important in relationships. Planning ...

Summary

In this episode, the hosts discuss a range of topics including bounced checks, condo politics, rising maintenance fees, childhood reminiscing, self-esteem, movie recommendations, and personal grooming. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including ear hair plucking, movie theater etiquette, and the STI epidemic. They share their experiences and give humorous advice on how to handle the...

Summary

The conversation covers technical difficulties, the shutdown of their YouTube channel, workplace harassment, condo association drama, the Monarchy Party and Anarchy Party, and lighting issues. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss the concept of a sugar daddy and how to help the listener's dad find a regular girlfriend. They also explore the idea of managing the situation and embracing the sugar daddy ...

Summary

The hosts discuss various topics, including getting skinny, attending comedy shows, embarrassing moments, celebrity crushes, and imaginary friendships. They also talk about the limits of geekiness, concert experiences, listening to music in the bathroom, and the idea of being a know-it-all. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss polygraph machines and their plans for a group vacation.

Take...

Summary

In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including their admiration for Michelle and Bert, celebrating Bert's one-year anniversary on the show, the weather in different regions, and the tradition of the Naked Bike Ride. They also talk about feeding pets and share a parenting question. The episode concludes with a discussion about holiday drinks. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss te...

We help a listener out of a hairy situation, clean up a situation with a crappy project team member, talk an older sister through a somewhat troubling situation involving her younger brother, and so much more...

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