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August 19, 2025 2 mins
Dave tells Jenn about visiting his parents and being mauled by their kitten. 
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Key one hundred with Dave and Jin went to visit
Mom and Dad yesterday for a few and as soon
as I walked in their house, I was agreed by
their cat, lily Ah, And I say, hey, what's up cat?
And Mom looks at me. She says, don't call her
cat David. He said, Mom, you know it's a terminive endearment. Now,

(00:22):
oh yeah, I saidie, I even call our cat Gray.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I'm like, cat, and you stop that cat?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get over here, cat?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Cat?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
All that sounds like a term of endearment right there?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, that's what she said.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
She's like, well, you call your cat cat all you want.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
But please call her Lily.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh my, okay, okay, you got it. Here we go.
Iwhere you're like a twelve year old. Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
She even called me David. So I'm over on the
couch and I'm talking to Mom.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
And Dad and she comes over and she wants to play,
which I'm all about it, you know, playing with her
with my hand and rough housing her, throwing her around
and put her up through the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
She came running back and I'm an Mgdale, she is
a kitten and it's fun and because Gray and I
will do that.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
And Gray bites the crap out of my hand, scratches
my arms, which is fine, and I expect that when
when you play with a cat, you're gonna get there,
You're gonna get bitten, You're gonna get you know, clawed
a little bit as they play. It's fine, no big deal.
Here's the thing. Not only was she biting and clawing
and scratching at my arms, she goes behind my legs
when I'm not paying attention, I'm talking to mom and dad,

(01:35):
and she bites my cat.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm like, this looks pretty needy. That is all limits.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Scratch and bite and claw at my arms and wrists
and hands all you want, but don't just take a
chunk out of my calf.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
She's trying to figure out how to take you down.
She's like, this guy, it's like a giant to me.
How do I take him down? He's not gonna expect this.
Here we go, Oh man. Cats do have their own personalities.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
They are so I mean, I think they plot our
dead Man Nick me all.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
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Speaker 2 (02:26):
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Speaker 5 (02:28):
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Speaker 2 (02:39):
Three and we will do battle.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Seven forty Good mornings.
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