Dave's Christmas Decorations Theory 12/11/25

Dave talks about their Christmas decorations continually being knocked over and he shares his theory on what is happening. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Huey lewis in the news. But it's all right, Jen,
okayright nineties and nine key one hundred with Dave and
Jen check it out. Told you we have lights outside
of our home, Christmas lights.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
We have a nice big wreath on the side of
our house on our chimney. It's beautiful. Tracy also ordered
some deer that light up out in our yard. We
have three of them, you know, Papa deer and Mama
deer and a little baby deer.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh you don't have like the whole sand is rain.
You're like nine of them out there.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh heck no, oh come on, no, she likes to
fancy the boogie.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Rein deer.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh my goodness, just light up and stand there.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We literally have deer all over Barber's Belle. I mean,
if you want to see mama and papa and baby
just wait, you'll see him in the yard at some point.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
So the problem is the wind keeps blowing these deer over.
Now we do have them anchored down right.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Has been crazy lately.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
And especially yesterday because what has been happening like one
deer has fallen over. Okay, even though they're anchored, one
deer just kind of falls over because of the wind.
And you know, you would think by looking at these deer,
the wind would just move through their bodies because you're
kind of open theah, they're kind of mesh. Yeah, a
mesh material exactly. And that is not the case. So yesterday, yesterday,

(01:27):
all three of them were knocked over because it was
super windy. And I told Tracy, I said, I have
a theory on this whole situation. I don't think it's
the wind at all. I think it might be some
neighbors running over to our yard.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, no, do you have cameras to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You know what we did exactly?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Go check that. But by the way, no, it is not.
Half of my decorations on the front porch have totally
blown over. Have I fixed them? No? Will I fix them?
Probably not?

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, But you don't want somebody else's house looking better than.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yours, right, Oh my god? How competitive are you all?
I swear I don't think of anybody else in the
world all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I don't care. I'm not saying I would go do that.
I'm just saying some people may go do that. Oh
my word, I think you know what I Tracy's yard and.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Just I think you are trying to stir the pods.
I think you are trying to get your wife thinking
that our neighbors, they're the ones who did this out.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
They want their house look better than ours.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, so let's go over to their house. Now, let's
rip down a strand of life. Honey, I really think
that's what you're You're stirring the pot day when really
it is just the wind. It's okay. By the way, though,
if my stuff kept blowing over I've taken away, I'd
be like, Okay, well, now you're in the house here.
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Actually, Tracy had a conversation with Tristan the other day,
and he's gonna he's gonna find some you know, bigger
anchors stop down.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh my word, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Some concrete, oh my solid.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Okay. Well, now the neighbors hear quotes, will not come
over and be able to touch exactly because they'll be
cemented into the ground.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Right.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Take that, Oh my, okay, we're on to you.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
We're gonna take care of it.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know, your neighbors probably are like, my gosh, they're
the most suspicious, weird, paranoid. They think everybody's have to
get them. That was happening.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I would start if I.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Knew my neighbors thought that we were messing with them,
I'd start messing with them.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
All right, that is it for Thursday, that meets tomorrow's fry.
Yeah right, yeah, the weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Look at that, y'all. So listen, we will see you
back here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh hey, you might want to get your milk and
bread today.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Oh, don't go get your milk and bread today. I
gotta go shopping today. Don't go.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
And her mama's gonna be shopping today.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
And we're not even getting milk and bread for shopping
for Christmas. Gat. There you go back bad call man.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
People are gonna be getting their milk and bread.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, I know, we'll get it early, guys, case, have
a great day. Don't see tomorrow