Dave's Monopoly Go Situation 07/28/25

Dave's Monopoly Go Situation 07/28/25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jane Child, don't want to fall in love Sonaeti's a
nine key one hundred with Dave and jin stick with
me on this. Oh my well, I love when you
start like that body. Okay, I love Monopoly Goo. That
is there's no secret. Oh yeah, no, we all know.
Here's the thing. There is a part of the game

(00:21):
that I'm not a huge fan of, and it's this
little Racer's minigame. So you spend like three days doing
this big race and it's broken up into three day sections. Okay, okay,
and whoever has the most points at the end wins
the grand prize, and then second and third and fourth place. Well,
the thing is, if you do it right. Well, the

(00:45):
thing is, if you do it a certain way, you
could all tie for first place and everybody get the
grand prize or just pretty cool. Right. The only thing
is you can't communicate with people you are competing against.
Oh you can't, right, there's no way to unless you
know them. Okay, if you know them personally, obviously you

(01:06):
can do that, but it's kind of difficult. And the
thing is, it's just it's not one of the fun
parts of the game. You know, you've got the Partner's event,
which is super fun. You've got the you know, the
dig event, super fun so much in act, yes, you've
got the Juggle events fun. Right, All these things are fun, Peggy,
it's all right, but the racers not a fan. Okay,

(01:31):
but I really want a human torch token because of
the Fantastic four movie that has just come out. Oh,
Dave really wants that token, right, of course you do.
This is so cool token. Here's the thing. Day one,
I was in first place, and this little fellow by
the name of Jack in a little red car just

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zooms right past me at the last minute and takes
first place. On day number one. Day number two, Dave's
in first place. What happens, Old Jack eat his little
red car zooms right past me at the last minute
and wins. And I'm like, oh boy, if he does
that on day three, he wins, yeah, right, first place.
Here's the thing. On day three, the points are doubled.

(02:15):
So if now I win first place and Jack wins
second place, the points would be totally even and we
would both win the grand prize. Oh. So here's what
I do. Take a screenshot of the situation, our standings
and all that, and then I go to a monopoly
go Facebook trading group. Okay, it has oh my god,

(02:37):
over over nine million followers. Stop and I post the
screenshots and I say, Jack, bro, if you don't pass me,
we can both get that first place prize. You did not. Seriously,
I'm out of flags man. I hope you see this.
Ha ha, you really did that? Oh my work? And

(03:01):
did he ever see it? Well? I don't know. He
never responded to it in the post. I'll say that, okay,
Wednesday three, but he well it was yesterday. What did
Jack do? Well? Jack did not pass Dave that game
that day and day one? First? Are you the one? Yeah?
Did Jack come in second? He did not? Oh poor
Jack missed out. Jack just gave up on it. I did.

(03:21):
And you sent out a whole Facebook message to nine
million followers one group. I'm just looking for one dude.
What is happening day? I don't know. This is the
story is do you like your suck dance? And the
story is Dave got the Human Towards token and I'm
a rock star. Okay, it's super cool. Now let's talk

(03:44):
about addiction. The technology their