Forks are Missing?? 07/23/25

Forks are Missing?? 07/23/25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Key one hundred with Dave and Jen. I don't know
what's happening. I thought possibly our family was the only
family to deal with this situation, but then I saw
on social media that we're not. Here's the deal. I

(00:21):
was looking in our silverware jewear last night, and we
have like four forks, like four, we have five?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
People?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Have you always had four?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
They keep disappearing. It's insane. What and nobody in the
house wants to take responsibility for it.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Nobody throwing them away or taking them to their vehicle
when they leave in the mornings.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I guess maybe having breakfast. I don't know. I don't
know what's happening. Jackson said, well, probably Bubby, they're probably
all under his bed. I said, what, why would they
be under his bed. I don't know, he doesn't eat
under there. Well, he was just making stuff up.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
But then you know our friend Aaron Tracy. I saw
she posted on social media the other day and I
was just looking for the posts. I can't find it.
But she posted something like buying forks at I don't
know if it was target somewhere, some cheap forks because
theirs keep disappearing because of the teenagers.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
What is happening?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I know, is this AE thing? Apparently?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Do I have to worry about that?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yes, you do. This is something you're gonna have to
worry about in just a few years.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Did you know how mad I will be if.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
My doubles disappearing at random and then you have to
wash every Actually, we've got five people in our family,
so if we're all eating, there's only four.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Of us can eat at once. Yeah, or we just
wait till somebody's done and then go watch the four.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh my words, listen, I gotta tell you i'd start.
I would just change out my silverware and put plastic
wear in there. Okay, that's why you keep the plastic
wear when you order food. We always keep the plastic
were Yeah, we'll start using that be Like, if you
all cannot return the actual silverware, well then we're going
with plastic wear.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, exactly. Fine. Ticks me off.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I didn't know this was a thing.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I didn't either.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well, great, I'm so looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I thought it was just my family thing.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
But apparently it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Hey, but your family too. Let us know, all right,
battle on the.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Way, it's seven forty He's back, ladies and gentlemen. Man
one mister braun Reim from Ashland.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
So that means we need a female challenger to take
him on in the battle. So ladies, if you want
to play, call right now three zero four six ninety
seven w k or eight hundred five four four w
k E that is nine five.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Three three and we will do battle at seven forty.
Good morning,