Grown Man Stuck on Playground Slide 08/19/25

Jenn tells Dave about a story of a man who got himself stuck in a school playground slide. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's called undressed. That is somber Key one hundred with
Dave and jin Oh my word. Okay, so this story
is definitely not local. Okay, I was thinking it was local.
Actually it says Vernon, Connecticut. The original story was oh,
go way ad. The original story was reported by w
k RC and Vernon, Connecticut. They said the fire department

(00:24):
rescued a forty year old stuck in a playground tube slide.
Oh this is just embarrassing. Don't go down them guys. Okay,
hopefully he at least was a parent. What there was
no child mentioned what in the story. Apparently first responders

(00:46):
showed up to North East Elementary School where a man
and now it doesn't even say was he was he
did he work at the elementary school? Was this during
I mean it was just recently so is school in
Maybe he's just a big kid wants to play on
the equipment, A big kid at forty he's literally a
forty year old man. Well, don't do this. And by

(01:08):
the way, here's the deal too. They found the man
with his feet and head first, so audio almost like
he was bent like he sat down but then put
his head down too, and it's like he was trying
to go through the slide like that. I don't know,
stupid idea either way, because you got stuck. And by

(01:28):
the way, in these extreme temperatures, can you imagine so hot? Exactly? So,
of course EMS immediately provided oxygen to the man and
they got a ventilation system going to cool cool the slide. Okay,
and it did take about thirty minutes for them to
extract him totally. Oh my goodness. Now he's making national headline.

(01:49):
Yes he is. Now he is a grown man. It
seems it does not appear that he's wearing like anything
like a uniform like he would maybe work at the
school he's got. It looks like, I don't know, army
camo pants, shorts on and just a red T shirt. Listen,
he just has his plate clothes on. He wanted to
play close. You gotta stop this. He's a forty year

(02:09):
old man. He's a big kid. Listen. You wanted to
play on the playground. My husband ever went to the
Barberswell Inventary playground and decided to go down the slide
like that. I'd be like, stop it, don't do it.
He's got an excuse. You got a little boy Leo.
I'm here for him. I am showing him how cool
this is. Yeah cool, Dad, I am. You push him

(02:30):
down the slide, you go catch him. You don't go
with him, Dave,