Headlines 08/20/25

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Rave and Liney love Me Not Key one hundred with
Dave and Jen. It is time for some realer fake
news headlines on the someday gin All right, let's hear
here we go. Scientists have invented mind reading technology for
mental passwords reeler fake fake fake is yeah, oh crap.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
What No, I loved it? Like you just thank you
your password and boom you get in.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
What do you have to do? Put a chip in
your head and then they're just going to track you
everywhere you go exactly. Now let's read it.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I'm not about that exactly. Oh I love this.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
This is Stanford University scientists. They have achieved a breakthrough
in brain computer interface technology by successfully decoding inner speech
with seventy four percent accuracy. So the technology works by
using micro electrodes placed in the monoc in the motor cortex.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Okay, so yeah, they.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Have to put exactly no, I'm good, thank you, you
know what I'm out, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Keep writing my passwords down there you go. Well, I
don't know about that. I mean, you know, I never
remember them.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Keep them in your notes in your phone. Yeah. Oh
and I just told everybody, So now try a different place.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, okay, I used to have a password app.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I think I still have the password app.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Do not do that, oh Dave, I just forget it
and reset my password? Are you all the time? Every
two days, the.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Grogery store chain test robot shopping carts that follow customers
around automatically reel or fake real.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, now, okay, so doubt that.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm full with Okay, I don't have to push the card.
It's just always with me, and I just put stuff
in it. It's like a witch's broom.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Just following around a lot. Pushing your card is so strenuous,
remembering a pathword Dave, that would be pretty cool. I'm
kind of with you. And would you have to put
a quarter in for it to do that? You think
they're going.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
To hope you don't have to keep feeding it?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
No that you get back. I'm sure return at the end,
you know, Yeah, sure, maybe all these was working on.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
This study reveals that people who eat breakfast for dinner
live three over three years longer on average.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Reeler fake real is yeah, oh darn it, Oh gone it.
We're having breakfast for dinner tonight. Well there you go.
It's got our Patriot meat. Sausage and bacon, ready to go.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I fry up all that and then Tracy does the
biscuits and the eggs.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
She makes the gravy. I threw my sausage in my goodness.
What about you all going all out? Come over?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Mom donates daughters to zoo to be fed to the lions.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Stopping reel or fake fake I wish I knew.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
That the one story that I would, oh, come on.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
This is because you remember, like a couple of weeks ago,
there was that story saying, hey, donate your pets to
feed the animals at the zoo or something right, and
it's like, who would do that? Well, clearly this terrible mother.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
So this has happened in Denmark.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
This family made a surprising choice when they're twenty two
year old.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Pony at twenty two is it's still a pony?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, I mean yeah, after the well no, because they
don't grow, okay ponies all right?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Fifty seven Chicago, fifty seven I guess is the name
of the pony was put down due to serious skin issues,
and instead of a regular burial, the pony's body was
donated to the Alborg Zoo. Okay, so it could help
feed meat eating animals like the lions.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, okay, it died before hands of a natural situation.
Plus it was twenty two Who knew the ponies lasted
to twenty two years. But yes, okay, so I understand
the situation now. The headline is misleading, Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
The world likes to do that. Throw you off. It's
still not awesome.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I mean, I do that.