Headlines 09/12/25

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's called undressed. That is somber Key one hundred with
Dave and Jin on a Glorious Friday. Maria Weekend is here. Yay, enjoyant,
thank goodness. Let's start with headlines. Carpenter figures out how

(00:22):
to build birdhouses that only attract certain color birds. Real
or fake?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh? Real?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Real is?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh no, I'm really expecting that to be the case. Well,
all right, I am wrong.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Okay, you have to watch ads to get toilet paper
in public toilets in China. Reel or fake?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Fake?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Fake is?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Oh darn well, that sucking in China. That's awful.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
If you need some dB, you gotta watch an ad first.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Like I'm ready to go, I guess I guess you
already have done your duty. So yeah, I'm sorry, I'm twelve.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So China has come up with this new way to
stop people from taking too much toilet paper at public
bathrooms because you have to watch ads before you get it.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh my word.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
We're using smart toilet paper dispensers installed in public restrooms.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know. I I gotta say, We've got our issues,
but I love living in America. Yeah, I'm not gonna
lie about it. I don't want to have to watch
an ad for toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I guess you can pay about seven cents for each
strip of paper they need you need if you don't
want to watch an adopt Holla.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
A British zoo has hatched eight iguanas who don't have
a biological father.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh real or fake? How were they made?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Real?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Is correct?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Is this?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Are we playing god?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Here?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Are we are? What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Iguana's in labs?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Now? Yeah? And by the way, are we actually trying
to bring back a dinosaur from you know, olden time?
I mean I think probably not a good idea. Agree,
we should have paid attention to Jurassic Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
For real turn out?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Laundromat customers in Florida say they're clothes come out of
the wash brighter during full moons.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Real or fake? Fake? Fake?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, okay, got that one.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
R a good deal, because what are you theoria? No,
people are crazy at full moons, They're gonna come and
steal your clothes. They don't come out either,