Headlines 09/26/25

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Undressed somber Key one hundred with Dave and Jin Welcome
to Friday Rye. And by the way, weather doesn't look
bad at all. No, wow's little sun. Maybe a little
rain early, but probably.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Not really not a whole lot of that.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
And seventy eight. As you're high, it is sixty eight.
Time for some really fake news headlines.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Jim, I'm ready to here.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well we have San Francisco woman puts up a billboard
to advertise to advertise her marry me website. Real or fake, real, real,
it's correct.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see someone doing this.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, by the way, I don't I've never understood now
I'm married, so this is really probably stupid of me
to say, But I've never understood somebody who wanted to.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Be married so badly.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Now.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I have always wanted to find like my soulmate, like
my perfect partner, right, and I think I've done that,
so that's cool.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
But you know, the the like, oh I have to
get married.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
I want to get married, Like don't you just want
to find somebody spend a life with.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's the main thing, right.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
And you know, everything happens in the right.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Time exactly, trust me. I was thirty before I met
my person, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
So this site is this lady's pitch to find her
perfect match. Videos extensive about well, this woman's name is Lisa,
so she hasn't about Lisa section Hey Lisa, and an
application to date her?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
An application.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah. The website is right on the billboard. You can
go check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
And you really that's how you think you're going to
find love?

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I want to talk to Lisa.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Let's talk to her.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Let's interview hert Let's talk about what's really going on
in her life.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
California State Supreme Court rules on custody. It is on
custody disputes involving imaginary childhood friends real or fake? Fake?
Fake is correct?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh thank goodness.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Come on, man, we're wasting court source says our probably
taxpayer money because it goes to everything.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
But thankfully story's fake.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
They not only there, we go good to y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Woman refuses to pay fine for transporting a pony in
the back seat of her car. I'm real, real, list.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I might do the thing.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
How did she get the pony in the back seat?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, I'm you know, it must be a good car
must or Yeah, find out what kind of car pony.
I mean, she can now advertise for them and she
can pay for that fine.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
This is in the German town of Owseldorf. Ouseldor pulled
over a pink car recently, not because of a normal reason,
because the officers spotted a three hundred and thirty pound
pony in the backseat of her car.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
The big pony.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Apparently she had a bucket of feed serving road snack
there as well.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well, it was keeping the pony calm.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
The fine forty that's it.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Pay it and move on, girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Refusing to pay it.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Pay it and move on, girlfriend, It is not that
big a deal.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Just do it.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Come on. Russian company testing neuro implants for cows to
make them give more milk, real or fake.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's Russia, real Russia.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Should we manipulate our food source? No, I don't think
it's a smart idea. Once again too, pumping them full
of steroids so that they're beefier and you know huge,
that's not helpful for us either. Quick messing with our
food