Headlines 12/18/25

Real or Fake News Headlines

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gabriella Kat's Eye Key one one hundred with Dave and Jen.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
That song's been stuck in my head for a couple
twenty four hours at least.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
And all right, it's David Jin and time for realer
fake news headlines. Are you ready, Jen, I am here
we go. Ninety two year old grandmother wins tech and
eight video game tournament Real or fake? Real, Jenny, play

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some video games with the best of them.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Look at You're the best grandma in the world. All
your grandkids are like, Ah, I'm awesome.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
She's so cool. She's killing it. This tournament back in
November featured eight players. The oldest was ninety five years old,
and the ninety two year old grandmother beat out a
seventy year old Goro Sujiyama in the finals while playing
as a character named Claudio. So, I guess it was

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a tournament of older people going against each other.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Cas So the good job, I mean mine, goodness.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Your grandchildren have taught you well seriously.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Or maybe she's like, you know what, I've been playing
these since I was a kid, since I was thirty
and now.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Los Angeles woman says Amazon driver stole her cat.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Real or fake real, real weird. He didn't really steal
her cat, did ay? Did? She just like jump on
the truck and you know, get driven away.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
This Los Angeles area mom is heartbroken after an Amazon
delivery driver was caught on video stealing her family's cat
right from their front door. That's happened on December eleventh.
This lady's ring camera showed the driver dropping off a
package and then crouching down to pet the cat, which

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is named Piper and it's a Siamese mixed cat.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh, it's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
And authorities have now identified the driver and charges are pending,
but the cat still hasn't been found. That's sad.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
That's not good. You got got the dude on video too,
like right, brilliant in trouble, Give me back my cant.
That's messed up, man. Oh please don't steal our animals.
Nice leave them.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Studio working on video game based on Vienna sausages.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh stop fake correct.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
By the way, my brother Charlie might play them, but
got her play that he Sausages energy absolutely hates it.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
She thinks it's so disgusting.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah, listen, I'm not a fan. I remember trying them
like as a kid, and I remember thinking, how cool
these a little weeny looking things and yeah, small bite size,
and I wanted to like them, honestly I did.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It was like I thought they were cool, but you
didn't like.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
They're gross, dude. I ate them for probably a good
four to five year span of lunch every time, Like
when I was working at W SAZ, working at the gym,
and working at Johnson Printing Company, I would just have
crackers and Vienna sausages as lunch because I had to
be on the go constantly.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
So I was like, yep, I always have Vienna sausages
and cracker.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, not weird at all, you got it. Man man
finds exotic python under his suv hood in Tennessee. Real
or fake.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, I was hoping the pythons would stay in Florida.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
They're getting closer, Dave.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
This person by the name of Jesse noticed a strange
smell coming from his vehicle for a few days, found
a dead snake. Thankfully, Thank goodness. Imagine a live python
under your hood.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh, I'm getting chills.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Workers at the animal center say the exotic python is
not native to Tennessee and was likely someone's escaped or
abandoned pets.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay, guys, you know this didn't ask to be born.
By the way, there is like a huge overwhelming population
of pythons in the Everglades.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
It's because of one pet. And then the guy.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
That that was watching on the news the other night,
he was like, each you know, when they get pregnant,
they have about twenty to twenty five babies in there,
you know.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Like that they replicate like so quickly. Go to Florida.