Nate Bargatze Funniest Jokes 11/19/25

Dave talks about texting with a friend who asked his favorite Nate Bargatze jokes. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Key one hundred with Dave and Jin. I cannot tell
you how excited Tracy and I are about this Sunday
night in Charleston h Nate Martatsy. I know, I'm so excited,
Oh my goodness. And I was texting with a buddy
last night. He was saying he really wants to go
as well, and he asked me the question. He said,

(00:23):
favorite Nate material. And I was in the middle of
getting Jackson from basketball practice and all of that, and
I was like, oh gosh, he's got so many but like,
off the top of my head, the his wife making
him find out how much pizza to order for his friends.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, like when his buddies are gonna come over, like,
oh yeah, let's order pizza, And she's like, well, how
many slices he eat? Do you think they're night?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
We want to save some money, so we want to
know how much pizza you're gonna eat.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
He's like, I can't be calling these dudes up at
their jobs. Hey, how hungry are you going to be late?
I love it. So that's one. Another I mentioned was
when the when Nate's wife had someone come over, a
repair man come over and fix the front door. Yeah,

(01:15):
and he had just woken up from being asleep that morning, okay,
and he has to clear his throat and act like
he's been up forever.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
And he put on a.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Suit on a suit.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, it's like I didn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I put on a suit and then the guys are like,
we're here to fix your front door, and he didn't
know whether or not they were going to take it
with them. Oh my word, that's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I do remember one bit too where he he It
was something like a plumber was coming over and he
was like. The plumber was like, so, what's going on
with your with your thing? And he was like, uh,
I don't really know. And he was like, oh, okay,
well where is your water tank or whatever? And he's like, uh,
that's that's a question for the man of the house.

(02:01):
Let me get my wife.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
And then the last one I mentioned, was of course,
his George Washington bit on SNL. Oh absolute comedic goal, hilarious,
and he responded he said, Dude, gw on SNL is
top three comedy all time, Absolutely so funny.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I am so excited to see him. It's gonna be
a great, she's gonna be incredible, and we've still got
your chance to win tickets. Yes we do, Nate or not,
we'll ask for a caller very soon to stay round
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