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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Here's the situation. I walk into the men's restroom here
at the radio station, and on the sink counter I
see a roll, a full roll of toilet paper. Okay,
but it's all scratched up, and I'm like, uh, what's
been happening in here?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well? Have you have you tried to pull the toilet paper?
Like we're from the very start, it's not that little
glue that okay, duck, So it's kind of hard to pull.
Sometimes you gotta rip like several pieces in order to
get it to open.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
This was like brand new, and the part where you
grab to pull and you think it might rip.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Was still intact.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
It was just like somebody had attacked it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
And I'm thinking, like a cat, Well, I mean we
have a cat around the radio stations.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You think we got a cat here just.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Like jumped up on the sink and start clawing at
the TP.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, let's start talking about the things that we know
we have here. Okay, we got mice, yeah, that's probably there,
you go. We got cockroaches.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I mean, but do you think a cockroach did a
little scratchy scratch?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wouldn't put it past any of them? Okay, but let's
talk for a moment about the actual tepee itself. Okay,
could we have found anything thinner? If you don't want
to clog the toilet, so you go with a thinner
toilet paper. That's one thing. But now do you understand
I'm using half a roll.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You believe it is single ply toilet Oh that's what
I think. It's a half single really bad idea.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I hate it. We can't spring for some you know,
charm in on your butt.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Come on,