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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kendrickkawar, Siza and is Luther Key one hundred with Dave
and Jin on a Monday Monday.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And it's gonna be sunny, It's gonna be gorgeous. High
round eighty. Nice Jen. Are you ready for real or
fake news headlines?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I am. Let's take a lot.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Lake Superior State University has unicorn hunting regulations real or fake?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Fake? Fake is? Yeah, nope, this is real.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
They know that that unicorns aren't real, right.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, I mean I kind of feel like this should
definitely be offered in Scotland.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Well that's what I was thinking too, is that it
wasn't even in Scotland.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Lake Superior State University has a page on its official
website devoted to outlining the unicorn hunting regulations for everyone. Well,
it comes from the Department of Natural Unicorns.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, guys, who knew that existed?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Guys, you know Scotland's saying it's it's their national animal.
Is one thing, it's Scotland, Okay, that where leprechauns live.
But seriously, Lake Superior and.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
The unicorn Hunters were created in nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
By the way, hell alrighty, by the way, you shouldn't
hunt them. If one does exist, don't kill it. Sure,
don't kill it. I think, come on, keep that thing along.
Here's your brain, guys.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Kansas man says he can prevent tornadoes with a huge
fan he built.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Real or fake.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I'm going with fake.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Fake is correct.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, I don't think that would help, but thanks for
thanking of It's very.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Nice bystanders steal three hundred thousand dollars after sacks of
money fall out brings trucks in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Real real is correct?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I mean, when would you be gramming something if you could?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It fell off the truck. It's always lost properties drinks.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Armored truck traveling on South Austin Boulevard in Oak Park, Illinois,
had an unexpected problem when it's back door opened, causing
three bags of cash to fall onto the roadway.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I mean, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Witnesses reported that between fifty and one hundred individuals seized
the opportunity, collecting scattered money and fleeing the scene on
foot and in vehicles. Wow, they're saying the total amount
taken was about three hundred thousand dollars. I wonder how
far down the road the truck got before it realized
(02:50):
exactly there's money.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Flying out, especially if they didn't realize it for a while.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Then you're I'll just take we gotten fields. The economy
is thinking, okay,