So Many Expired Foods at Dave's 12/18/25

Dave talks about finding so many expired food items in their house. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Key one hundred with Dave and Jin Every year at Christmas,
Tracy makes Christmas candy.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh I love her, it's so delicious. Oh yeah, she
makes little cake balls first of all. I love cake
bo same and then.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
She also makes this it's called reindeer something.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay, like uh like almost like chow mix or whatever.
But it's like reindeer mix.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
No, no, no, they use like chex mix and also
pretzels and then you cover it in white chocolate.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It's a puppy chow, but it's like reindeer chow.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
So Tracy decided the other night was the night she
was going to do this, and she starts getting up
into the cabinets to pull out all the stuff ingredients
right exactly, and she grabs this box of corn and
checks that's all. The box says I've never seen this
box in my life. And it literally says corn checks

(00:58):
and that's it. Yeah, it's not like a brand checks
or anything like.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, And I said, I.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Have never seen that before. Where did that come from?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Where'd you find that?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
She's like, oh, it was back up in the cabinet
or whatever. And she opens it up and takes a bite.
She's like taste this.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And I tasted it, and I'm like it, that's nice
and stale. Let's throw that in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, I mean I was alarmed when I had never
seen it before.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, who knows how many years it's been.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Right, So then she pulls out a bag of pretzel sticks,
and she of course gives it to me. She always
likes me to one smell things to see if they're
good or bad and the two and then also try
them like taste them.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
So she just uses you as a guinea pig. She
got it.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
If someone's going to die, David's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm like the King's taste tester from back in the day,
if you will.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
So I eat a bite of one of these pretzel
sticks and they still has can be.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I'm like, no, those are going in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And Tracy says, I think it might be time to
clean out her cabinets. Yeah, it seems like we have
a lot of expired stuff up there. So then the
other day I think I told you maybe that Sarah
had gone. Sarah and Tristan had gone to Chick fil A,
and she came in the door with a box of
it looked like nuggets like Chick fil A nuggets. Okay, man,

(02:34):
my ears perked up and all excited. I was like, hey,
what you got there? I'm bringing those over here. She said, no, Dad,
they're going to be my lunch tomorrow. And we know
what that means.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
They're not going to be your life eating them again.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Ever.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Okay, They're going in the fridge to be forgotten about. Right.
So the next day I get a text from her.
She says, you can have my nuggets.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I was like, I was sweet. I was like, that's all.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And she said, because I couldn't find any Chick fil
A sauce.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
That's why she wasn't going to eat.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
We usually always have Chick fil A sauce, whether we
have the extra little packets right or if you know,
we buy it also separately at the grocery store. So
I'm thinking, I know where it is in the fridge.
I'm just going to get some out. And so I do.
I heat up the There was like four nuggets and
I eat them up, and and I put the Chick
fil A sauce and found it in the fridge and

(03:26):
put it on my plate, and I dip it and
eat it and all that and then I find out later.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's why she didn't need it. It was expired. I said,
thanks a lot for letting me know. Thanks a lot
for leaving it in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
First of all, Yeah, for your dad to eat expired sauce.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Were any other family member takes the fun, I'm still
gonna eat it.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Then, I'm just saying, And how disappointed would you have
been had you not found Chick fil A sauce at all?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I mean, I mean I would have choked those nuggets.
I promise it now.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Are still doing I'm seeing that, okay, but still, I mean.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
We've got so many expired things in our homes.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Some expiration dates are not like a hard line expiration.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
If you ask me, I can.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Tell you what it definitely is.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Milk gin Listen, I will. I won't drink milk two
days before, I'll drink in the day after it.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm like, eh, I mean it's still two.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
All right.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
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Speaker 2 (04:50):
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