Tips for Having the Best Trick or Treat House 10/20/25

Dave reviews a list from Kroger about how to make your house the best trick or treat house on your street, block or road. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Shout out to Kroger, who has come up with a
list of the tips for becoming the best house on
the block for trick or treaters. First of all, I
got to give good candy.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Well, no, the chocolates, I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Bring the chocolate. And that includes Reeses, Snickers, kit Kats, Eminem's,
and twigs.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh yeah, yep, I think those are big ones. Yeah,
are all that you gotta have, absolutely right.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
But it also says you got to go for the
trendy treats as well, the nerds, spooky gummy clusters, Nerds clusters, yes,
sour patch kids, sweetish fish yes, sweetish hat is another okay, Skittles, shriekers.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's a good one. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Whizzlers, ghosts, oh, ghosts.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Right.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
But then offer other non candy alternatives as well, like
what well, this says like a you know, little fruit
snacks or granola bars or pretzels or hips.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now pretzels and chips. I do like to have a
little something, you know, more sustenance. Well, I'm you know,
doing a trick or treat.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It does say it's a good idea to offer these
things for you know, kids who may have some allergies. Sure,
you can't do candy for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I gotcha, Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
It says go for funny, not scary.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh bite me, Halloween, come on.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
It says think of the grown ups. So it says
trigger treats are usually accompanied by an adult one who's
probably pretty tired and ready for a refreshment. So you
could totally make their night by doing a little water, coffee,
hot chocolate once again.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, I know, listen, listen just for the retire reasons
of the world who don't have children to rape the
round and make sure they get covered up and ready to.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Go and all this.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
No, I'm just gone, I don't have any time for this.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's for the kids exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
If anything, I'm hanging out little mini bottles of liquor
to the adults, okay, And I don't have the money
to spend on that, so no, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
And then the last one, it says, do not ask
what are you okay? Just hello?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah? No, no, No.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
You can comment on their costume, like if it's cool
or you know, you can say, oh you look great,
that's a cool idea. But if you ask, they've probably
been asked a hundred times that night, and I'm just
having another you know, annoyance that caring over there let
her he