When Dave Goes Grocery Shopping 04/28/25

When Dave Goes Grocery Shopping 04/28/25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kendrick Lamar Siza it is Luther Key one hundred with
Dave and Jin. Whenever I go to the grocery store alone,
I'm a hot mess.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah, it's not a good idea.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
But Tracy wanted to make enchiladas the other night and
we needed a few items, so she sent old Dave.
Oh good, takes care of it. I was pretty happy
with myself because I told her, you know, when I
got home. You know, it did take me a little bit,
but I only bought one extracurriculum. She calls them extracurriculars

(00:38):
that I buy items that are not on her listening interesting. Interesting,
I don't know, ice cream, bar, ice cream anything, Yeah, exactly. Cookie, Yes,
you never get Swiss cake roll lord, but you know
there's several items on the list, tortilla shells, redded lettuce, tomato,

(01:01):
sour cream. Uh, the shredded cheese, Mexican rice. You know,
all these items, and I'm thinking, okay, And then she
also wanted some coke zero some you know, trying to
figure this out before I go in. And let me
tell you remember back in the day supermarket Sweep, I
would never win that game show. We run through and

(01:24):
all the things in your buggies. I feel like I'm
made for it. Oh listen, I think I feel like
Tracy would be made Yes, I would finish the last
place every time. So I go to the back and
I'm gonna work my way forward and I'm just gonna
get every item, you know, as I come to it, okay, okay.
And I started with I don't know something in the middle,

(01:48):
Oh my gosh, dude. And then and then I had
to go back for the sour cream because it's along
the back wall.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I know your veggies are going to be upfront, so
your lettuce is up there.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, I think I got a tomato, and then went back,
oh my god, and then had to go back for
them for the lettuce, and then had to go back
over to the side for the cheese. I mean, I
was all over that grocery part of the store.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
People were watching you, like, goes there, he goes again,
this dude, like he's going to the front to the back,
to the middle, to.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
The front to the back, Like what's happening right now?
I swear I had about I don't know three sent
about ten items or.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
So, and you just back and forth back about an
hour oh my god, I know you're hubarious.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
She's probably like, did he die? What happened