News From The Bottom Of The Barrel

A man checked out an open house, and he fell in love with the house, so much that he wanted to move in right away.... problem is, the man did not buy the house, he was planning on just living there and not paying. The man's plan did not work, and he was taken into custody.... IN OTHER NEWS..... A 74 year old man was arrested for floating naked and drunk in a lazy river.... I mean besides being naked, can you blame the man, a lazy river and a cocktail is a great way to spend the summer!