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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, 'tis the season for lots of gift giving and
a lot of shipping and a lot of ordering? Were
the Amazon? What is what is that look on your face? What?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my gosh, it's a big a It's not a bee?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Is it? Is there a bee in the studio?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That is a bee?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Well, we need to smack that somehow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
How am I going to do this show? I'm freaking out.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm freaking out. Hold on a second, Wait a minute, wait,
wait a minute. Okay, we lost sight of it. Where
is it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's against the door. I'm not kidding. I'm actually you're
going to break out in hives. It's over there. It's
over there in the corner.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, let's just ignore the bee for a second.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I ignore it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't know you keep an eye on it on this.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Side is going to have to close my eyes or something.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's like we're in a car riding down in the
inner state of eighty right now, and there's a bee
in the car. All right.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I didn't even know bees were I thought they were
hibernating right now.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How to get in here?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know? This is a prank. What if there's more?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What the heck went on while I was on vacash.
Oh my gosh. Anyway, let's get back to the show.
Can we try that? All right? Here we go. I
am buttoning my shirt up around my neck and I
don't want to fly down my.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Back have aternal neck on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But oh my gosh, all right, I've lost sight of it.
It's probably you see it. No I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't see it anymore. So I'm we got something
about it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm okay, all right. You know, America, we have this
love hate relationship with Amazon, right, I mean, we love
the convenience, But my gosh, they own us. Really, I'm
thinking they own us. Have you ever had a bad
experience with Amazon?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You know, I can't say that I have neither. If
you've had an issue, it's been resolved very quick.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, they're they're good about resolving. I am a little
weird about some things that say, you know, coming from China,
you know it's going to take two weeks. I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Also, I don't order anything off of Amazon that's not
through Prime. For example, if I were to go and
order something today and it's like, you know, delivery December fifteenth,
I'm not ordering it. I'm only ordering something that's Amazon
Prime right.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, you know, we love to complain about our reliance
on it in the convenience, but when you decide you
want to pillow shape like a baget, you want to know, Okay,
just get it to me. And they got that. I'm
telling you, if you can think of a product in
your head, you type it in Amazon. My gosh, of
course we've got that for you. What.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, they have everything.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's unbelievable. And now they're food. I mean, who does
a better job than Amazon. Nobody. Well, they're currently ultra
fasting deliveries and they're trying this in a couple of
markets in Seattle and in Philadelphia thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Minutes or less thirty minutes. Why don't they try to
Irvingham I volunteer? How do they do something?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I wonder what the percentage of Amazon products that we
all order is actually in a local warehouse or through
a third party.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't know, because I believe that probably at least
ninety percent of what I order is coming from that
warehouse in Crestwood.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's incredible. How does it know that's a lot of
dang products in a lot of different sizes, especially with
people ordering clothes and things like that. It's one thing
to expect you know, your pizza in thirty minutes or less,
I mean door dash, fine.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But don't barely get a pizza in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Nowadays we are now we're so impatient. We got to
put lasagna in the oven then order you know, oven
mits to get it out and expect it to be
here by the time the lasigna's done. I guess it
can happen in.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Some crazy concept unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Not everything's going to be available for this new ultra
fast and if you live in rural Alabama and forget about,
good luck. So if this works in the cities like
Philly and Seattle, obviously big major cities, they'll get to
some point where they're going to get it. Maybe not
within thirty minutes, but maybe within four hours.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, hopefully we can get some hospitals in certain places
before we get Amazon prom in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I have seen some things where get it later today,
like if you are in the morning, it'll be here
before dark. Delivery year yeah, same days. Pretty good. But
they say, now you know it's going to be available
and it's you're going to pay for it. Though, I mean,
you're not gonna get.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This pay for a hel This is with your checking
here in a prison.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Thirty minute deliveries will start at fourteen dollars per order,
although if you're a Prime member your charge will be
discounted four dollars. A small basket fee of a dollar
ninety nine will also be added to orders below fifteen dollars.
So they say it's available twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week, much like a convenience store. And
if you live in Seattle and Philly right now you
can check Amazon app and homepage for thirty minute delivery
(04:37):
on that navigation bar and see what it's all about.
That's crazy insanity, all right, We're going to take a
quick break and find this be and kill it. I
mean we're not going through any you know, I'm not
calling hag Seth on this one, but this bee will
be dead by it.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Can I Amazon proma gun for this da
Well, 'tis the season for lots of gift giving and
a lot of shipping and a lot of ordering? Were
the Amazon? What is what is that look on your face? What?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh my gosh, it's a big a It's not a bee?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Is it? Is there a bee in the studio?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That is a bee?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Well, we need to smack that somehow.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
How am I going to do this show? I'm freaking out.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm freaking out. Hold on a second, Wait a minute, wait,
wait a minute. Okay, we lost sight of it. Where
is it?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
It's against the door. I'm not kidding. I'm actually you're
going to break out in hives. It's over there. It's
over there in the corner.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay, let's just ignore the bee for a second.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I ignore it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I don't know you keep an eye on it on this.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Side is going to have to close my eyes or something.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's like we're in a car riding down in the
inner state of eighty right now, and there's a bee
in the car. All right.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I didn't even know bees were I thought they were
hibernating right now.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
How to get in here?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know? This is a prank. What if there's more?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
What the heck went on while I was on vacash.
Oh my gosh. Anyway, let's get back to the show.
Can we try that? All right? Here we go. I
am buttoning my shirt up around my neck and I
don't want to fly down my.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Back have aternal neck on.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But oh my gosh, all right, I've lost sight of it.
It's probably you see it. No I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't see it anymore. So I'm we got something
about it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm okay, all right. You know, America, we have this
love hate relationship with Amazon, right, I mean, we love
the convenience, But my gosh, they own us. Really, I'm
thinking they own us. Have you ever had a bad
experience with Amazon?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You know, I can't say that I have neither. If
you've had an issue, it's been resolved very quick.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, they're they're good about resolving. I am a little
weird about some things that say, you know, coming from China,
you know it's going to take two weeks. I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Also, I don't order anything off of Amazon that's not
through Prime. For example, if I were to go and
order something today and it's like, you know, delivery December fifteenth,
I'm not ordering it. I'm only ordering something that's Amazon
Prime right.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Well, you know, we love to complain about our reliance
on it in the convenience, but when you decide you
want to pillow shape like a baget, you want to know, Okay,
just get it to me. And they got that. I'm
telling you, if you can think of a product in
your head, you type it in Amazon. My gosh, of
course we've got that for you. What.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, they have everything.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
It's unbelievable. And now they're food. I mean, who does
a better job than Amazon. Nobody. Well, they're currently ultra
fasting deliveries and they're trying this in a couple of
markets in Seattle and in Philadelphia thirty.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Minutes or less thirty minutes. Why don't they try to
Irvingham I volunteer? How do they do something?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I wonder what the percentage of Amazon products that we
all order is actually in a local warehouse or through
a third party.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I don't know, because I believe that probably at least
ninety percent of what I order is coming from that
warehouse in Crestwood.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That's incredible. How does it know that's a lot of
dang products in a lot of different sizes, especially with
people ordering clothes and things like that. It's one thing
to expect you know, your pizza in thirty minutes or less,
I mean door dash, fine.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But don't barely get a pizza in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Nowadays we are now we're so impatient. We got to
put lasagna in the oven then order you know, oven
mits to get it out and expect it to be
here by the time the lasigna's done. I guess it
can happen in.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Some crazy concept unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Not everything's going to be available for this new ultra
fast and if you live in rural Alabama and forget about,
good luck. So if this works in the cities like
Philly and Seattle, obviously big major cities, they'll get to
some point where they're going to get it. Maybe not
within thirty minutes, but maybe within four hours.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, hopefully we can get some hospitals in certain places
before we get Amazon prom in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I have seen some things where get it later today,
like if you are in the morning, it'll be here
before dark. Delivery year yeah, same days. Pretty good. But
they say, now you know it's going to be available
and it's you're going to pay for it. Though, I mean,
you're not gonna get.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
This pay for a hel This is with your checking
here in a prison.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Thirty minute deliveries will start at fourteen dollars per order,
although if you're a Prime member your charge will be
discounted four dollars. A small basket fee of a dollar
ninety nine will also be added to orders below fifteen dollars.
So they say it's available twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week, much like a convenience store. And
if you live in Seattle and Philly right now you
can check Amazon app and homepage for thirty minute delivery
(04:37):
on that navigation bar and see what it's all about.
That's crazy insanity, all right, We're going to take a
quick break and find this be and kill it. I
mean we're not going through any you know, I'm not
calling hag Seth on this one, but this bee will
be dead by it.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Can I Amazon proma gun for this da
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