Don't wear your speedo into a Sheriff's Office

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mackenzie. Uh, quite the fashion queen. Where do you stand
on guys wearing speedos?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I think I'm good on that. Okay, so no gray
area there. Yeah. I remember back in the late seventies
after I got out of high school. Yeah, I mean
some buddies went to Ocean City, Maryland. We were lifeguards
for a couple of summers, and the lifeguards bathing suits.
They were dark blue speedos, but they were kind of
not the full like you know, oh my god, Well

(00:30):
they were speedos. It tell me that wasn't only in
the movies. No, it was real and it was. They
were a little longer, kind of like a speedo boxer brief,
but not quite as long as a boxer brief, because
you know that'll give you some length. So fitted. It
was fitted. It wasn't you know, didn't come down the
leg too far, but it was I don't know how

(00:51):
to describe it. I'd have to show you a picture
and you'd probably go, oh, no, that's flat out speedo.
But there was a couple of police dispatchers New Hampshire
that were injured as they attempted to stop a guy
wearing only a speedo and a hat who was trying
to get into the dispatcher building. Here's Hillsborough County Sheriff
Brian nukembe talking about this.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
One of our dispatchers was coming in for work and
was accosted by mister Nickerson, which he was trying to
get inside the building. Typically, they're here rendering assistance over
the phone and over the radio for people that are
calling nine one one or have an emergency that they
need assistance for, and they found themselves needing assistance here.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, you got somebody busting through your door wearing a
speedo in just a hat. You're like, somebody's off here
a little bit, no word has off David welcome. Yeah,
that's a bit bizarre there